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Review brief: 6 scenes worth of sex. An all-girl threesome, some POV, a boy-girl scene, and Tera doing solo masturbation.
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Model Bitches 

Release date: 3/15/2010
Reviewed on: 5/5/2010 by fu_q

Starring: Tiffany Tyler, Diana Prince, Nika Noire, Eden Adams, Giselle Ibiza
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Review brief: Review: Smokin Hot Model Bitches Volume 1 is a good offering from Evan Seinfeld (a.k.a. Spyder Jonez) and Iron Cross that delivers strong heat in some places, but is lacking in others. From the title, one would expect the actresses in this production to possess a unique look, butwhile there is certainly nothing wrong with them, and they are certainly attractivethis really doesnt occur. The female performerswho all have one-on-one boy/girl sequences with Evangenerally have fairly typical porn looks. (Againthis isnt meant as an insult but, instead, as more of an observation.) As such and to me, the title is something of a misnomer. Additionally, the viewer is going to have to be amenable to watching Evan have sex in every scene in order to fully enjoy this endeavor. Given that he is heavily tattooedhe is a rocker, of coursethis may be a bit difficult for some audiences, and it certainly doesnt help the production in terms of variety.
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Smokin' Hot Teens 1 (TeraVision) 

Release date: 10/20/2009
Reviewed on: 11/20/2009 by fu_q

Starring: Spyder Jonez, Mindy Main, Christine Alexis, Jessica Valentino, Kasie Jordan, Melissa Matthews
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Review brief: "Smokin' Hot Teens 1" is an overall good film by Evan Seinfeld and his Iron Cross production company. The focus of the DVD is, of course, barely legal-type actresses and their one-on-one encounters with Evan. All of the five scenes feature oral and vaginal sex, and they typically begin with an interview, some stripping, some posing, and / or some masturbating. The sequences range from good to excellent, with two falling in the former category (Scene Two--Melissa Matthews Scene Four--Christine Alexis), one falling in the latter category (Scene One--Kacey Jordan), and two falling in between (Scene Three--Jessica Valentino Scene Five--Mindy Main). Overall, this movie is solid. There are some attractive, young women (particularly Kacey Jordan), and there is some semi-shocking stuff (i.e., Jessica Valentino vomiting a bit). While there are some distinct negatives, I still don't mind recommending this DVD as a solid rental for most and a purchase for some.
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Smokin' Hot Spinners 1 

Release date: 9/8/2009
Reviewed on: 11/18/2009 by rosco-fuji

Starring: Morgan Lane, Spyder Jonez, Jenna Presley, Rachel Roxxx, Heather Vahn, Lexi Stone
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Review brief: After checking out the cover of Smokin’ Hot Spinners 1 and noticing the likes of Jenna Presley and Morgan Lane, I thought I had hit the mother lode. Nothing I like better than hot little spinners doing porn; well, I would like it better if they were Asian, but I digress.
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Review brief: After checking out the cover of Smokin’ Hot Teens Volume 1 and noticing the tiny titted tarts of Christine Alexis and Kasey Jordan, I thought I had hit the mother lode. Nothing I like better than young skinny small titted girls of age doing porn; well, I would like it better if they were Asian, but I digress.
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Smokin' Hot Spinners 1 

Release date: 9/8/2009
Reviewed on: 10/27/2009 by fu_q

Starring: Morgan Lane, Spyder Jonez, Jenna Presley, Rachel Roxxx, Heather Vahn, Lexi Stone
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Review brief: "Smokin' Hot Spinners (Volume One)" is a hard-rocking production by Iron Cross and Evan Seinfeld that focuses on petite women--so-called "spinners"--in various hot sexual encounters with Evan himself. The movie is broken up into five scenes that appear to be episodes taken primarily from Evan's website. As noted, Evan Seinfeld is the male lead in each of the sequences, which are all of the boy-girl, vaginal variety. As evidenced by the musical choices, etc., there is a distinct metal theme to the proceedings here, which works well for those who are fans of this particular genre. Typically, the festivities start out with Evan introducing and interviewing the actresses, as well as with some stripping, posing, and / or masturbation by the ladies. Steamy, boy-girl sequences then ensue. The girls who take on Evan here are Jenna Presley, Rachel Roxxx, Heather Vaughn, Morgan Lane, and Lexi Stone. Overall, the sex ranges from good to excellent, and this disc is definitely worthwhile.
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Reign Of Tera 3 

Release date: 9/22/2009
Reviewed on: 10/24/2009 by rosco-fuji

Starring: Tera Patrick, Mika Tan, Kianna Dior, Avena Lee, Nyomi Marcela, Nautica Thorn, Luci Thai, Mya Luanna, Kaiya Lynn
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Review brief: The cover slick for Reign of Tera 2 says it all; “The third installment in the greatest selling Tera Patrick series of all time is upon us. Reign of Tera 3... Battle for the Asian Love Palace. Things are always hot at The Asian Love Palace, and Tera is always in charge, or is she??? This time around murder, espionage and suspense wrap around some of the most torrid sex scenes featuring the hottest Asian love kittens of all time.” This time around it’s slightly different though as we have 4 hot scenes to keep us occupied.
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Reign Of Tera 3 

Release date: 9/22/2009
Reviewed on: 10/22/2009 by fu_q

Starring: Tera Patrick, Mika Tan, Kianna Dior, Avena Lee, Nyomi Marcela, Nautica Thorn, Luci Thai, Mya Luanna, Kaiya Lynn
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Review brief: "Reign of Tera 3" is an Asian-themed feature by Teravision starring none other than the ever-popular, Tera Patrick. The storyline involves an investigation into the poisoning of customers at an Asian brothel run by Tera and owned by Evan Seinfeld (of Biohazard and reality t.v. fame in real life). There are four scenes presented here--a boy-girl romp between Michelle Maylene and a Caucasian actor, a tense and steamy boy-girl anal sequence involving Tera and Evan, a lengthy and fairly tame all-girl orgy centered around Tera and seven other Asian actresses, and a blowjob scene between Lucy Thai and Evan Seinfeld. Overall, this production is above-average--mostly due to the scorching Evan and Tera anal action--but it is not spectacular. The plot is simple, the scenes are largely average, and the bonuses are somewhat lacking. If you are a Tera Patrick fan, this is likely a worthwhile purchase. Otherwise, a test rental is probably best.
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Review brief: Five women getting together for a High School reunion. They all meet at a bar, and the sexual shenanigans get out of hand.
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Smokin' Hot Asses 1 

Release date: 1/28/2009
Reviewed on: 3/17/2009 by jake-blade

Starring: Spyder Jonez, Jaclyn Case, Mackenzee Pierce, Rachel Starr, Nadia Nitro, Dakoda Brookes
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Review brief: Evan Seinfeld, Syder Jonez, the Rockstar Pimp, and wife of Tera Patrick, has more names then a city phonebook and a career that involves television, music and now porn. As director and star of Smokin Hot Asses 1, he has used artistic licence to assemble a tidy cast and then run his wedding tackle through all of them. Not a bad gig if you can get it and Seinfeld will definitely tell you he is living the dream, all you have to do is ask him.
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Review brief: Tera Patrick in a Gonzo flick? Do mine eyes deceive? Tera is probably (and deservedly) one of the most well known women in porn, who for the last few years has released only a few big budget movies every year. What is promised here is Tera going back to her roots, simple fucking, the way we all fell in love with her all those years ago.
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Smokin' Hot Blondes 1 

Release date: 9/1/2008
Reviewed on: 9/30/2008 by daf1740

Starring: Teagan Presley, Evan Seinfeld, Spyder Jonez, Lexi Belle, Jade Jolie, Madison Scott, Britney Amber
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Review brief: Hot blonds, heavy metal, and former Biohazard member Evan Seinfeld--what more could one ask for? A lot, it turns out.
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Review brief: The back of the DVD cover invites viewers to "explore different sexual scenarios with different cyber-vixens". The ladies they're talking about include the award-winning Jenna Haze, the Euro-hottie Maya Gates and so on, with each scene sporting a different theme that all boils down to pussy-pumping and sword swallowing.
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Review brief: This is a very well done blend of hard sex and artistic styles. There's a great collection of girls who are well known for putting out hard sex scenes, and Spyder seems to encourage them to give even more. The only thing that holds the sex back is that the gyno-cam action is a little heavy for my tastes, but the overall style is nicely done and helps the movie to stand out against a plethora of other hard sex movies. The technical aspects are well done, and there's some nice effort put into the extras including a behind the scenes featurette lasting over a half hour. This is a very nicely done DVD that needs to be checked out by fans of hard sex.
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Review brief: Tera and Spyder return with their story of a brothel with an Asian slant. The story does a very good job showing how good minimalism can be for an adult film and manages to build some nice tension. Sadly the sex doesn't keep up with it that well due to the camera work and editing, which just seems a bit off all around. The technical aspects also fall a little short due to a non-anamorphic transfer, and although there is a bit of effort put into the extras it's not enough to really justify this being a two DVD release. Tera and Spyder seem to promise a lot here, but in the end deliver a pretty average release.
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Review brief: Reign of Tera #2 Produced 03/06 Teravision/Vivid (www.clubtera.com, www.vivid.com) 109 minutes Directed by: Spyder Jonez Starring: Tera Patrick, Nautica Thorn, Roxy Jezel, Charmane Star, Kaiya Lynn, Nyomi Marcela, Lucy Thai, Spyder Jonez, Tommy Gunn, Jerry, Alec Knight and Scott Nails. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Reign of Tera #2 is a two disc set. Disc one features the five sex scenes, plus a few special features. Disc two contains solo masturbation scenes from Nautica, Nyomi, Kaiya and Lucy. The Internet special feature is on both discs. I didn't see part #1, but it seems that Spyder and Tera are management in a Whorehouse that features Asians girls. Tera catches Spyder having sex with Roxy and to get even she fires Roxy and has sex with two guys. There's also a little murder twist thrown in which I'm sure will continue in part #3. There are five sex scenes. One is a girl/girl with toys between Tera and Charmane. Kaiya is the only girl fucked anally with Nyomi briefly performing some ATM.
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Sexpose' 2: Nikki Benz 

Release date: 9/19/2006
Reviewed on: 11/20/2006 by scipio

Starring: Jerry, Tommy Gunn, Chris Charming, Rita Faltoyano, Mick Blue, Nikki Benz, Shy Love, Marco Banderas
Studio: Teravision

Directed by: Spyder Jonez
Review brief: SeXpose' Volume 2: Nikki Benz Dir: Spider Jonez (aka Evan Seinfeld from Biohazard). Extras: Behind The Scenes: Some footage of the stills, first with Rita Faltoyano (much recycled from the second scene), then Nikki, um, more Nikki, more Nikki (with live sound and doing some b/g shots, Nikki and Shy Love hanging around (with no audio, then with). Trailers: Individual clips for: Deperate, Test Drive, Teradise Island, Collision Course.. Photo Gallery: A series of posed and hardcore stills in autorun form. Internet: 4 links that I assume are clickable if you're watching this on a computer - www.clubtera.com, www.teratrailers.com, www.terapatrickstore.com, www.vivid.com. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10.
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