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Teenage Sinsations 

Release date: 3/29/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007

Starring: Alex Sanders, Tommy Gunn, Cheyne Collins, Kat, Nick Manning, Barrett Blade, Kinzie Joe, Nicki Hunter, Staci Thorn, Ashley Gracie, Jenna Presley, Taylor Hilton, Luci Diamond, Ross Severance
Studio: Sinsational

Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Review brief: Teenage Sinsations mixes some very sexy girls with a lot of hard-pounding sex and the result is a most enjoyable movie. From the Jenna Presley/Nick Manning pairing in the opener, to the Nikki Hunter/Taylor Hillton/Alex Sanders tryst in the finale, all the scenes give hot action and sexy girls getting pummeled very hard. Kinzie Jo, Stacy Thorn, and Luci Diamond also contribute good, solid work in their 1-on-1 encounters. Only the Ashley Gracie/Kat girl/girl scene comes up a little flat. But that may be because of the company its keeping. Thorn takes it up the ass, and facials are distributed in just about every scene.
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Big Breasted Beautiful Babes 4 

Release date: 12/18/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007

Starring: J.J., Choky Ice, Daria Glower, Cage, Nataly Brown, Luba Love, Sabina K., Jason Novak, Mischel Channson
Studio: Swank Digital

Review brief: Big Breasted Beautiful Babes 4 is a pretty decent offering from Swank, which is not one of my favorite studios. But Ive got to give em props this time as they combine good-looking women with fairly hot sex. If youre a Luba Love fan, youll be treated to her in two scenes. Nataly Brown gives a very good performance in the opening scene. And Daria Glower offers her usual solid work. Anal sex, A2M, and facials abound as the naturally large-titted girls (no silicone allowed) get it on. There are plenty of jiggling, bouncing boobs.
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Swank XXX Toyland 

Release date: 9/11/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007

Starring: Silvia Saint
Studio: Swank Digital

Directed by: Denys DeFrancesco
Review brief: XXX Toyland #1 from Swank is a strange mixture of scenes featuring fairly attractive Euro girls and nondescript sex. Whats weird is the first five scenes are all girl/girl. Theyre followed by two girl/boy scenes. And the disc wraps up with two girl/girl/boy scenes. Mixing them up might have made for better flow. What keeps this flick from being very hot is the apparent lack of interest in the girls in doing what theyre paid to dofuck and suck with enthusiasm. They almost seem to say, Im just going to barely flick my tongue at this pussy or that cock, look bored as hell, collect my paycheck, and get the heck out of here. Even the super gorgeous and usually volcanic Silvia Saint seems to be clock-watching. Guess she sensed her partners (Evelyn) disinterest and decided to mail in this effort.
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Kiss My Ass 4 (Sinsational) 

Release date: 12/27/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007

Starring: Sandra, Julia, Janny, Katrin, Sanna, Leny, Lerika, Samanta
Studio: Sinsational

Review brief: Kiss My Ass #4 is standard Sinsational/Sineplex fair. That is, its filled with fairly attractive Euro girls getting fucked by guys who havent got a clue. The result is a bunch of girls who simply arent into the sex and dont try to hide their indifference. Of course, if all youre interested in is the actual ass licking, and the rest of the action is meaningless to you, youll enjoy this one. The girls tongue the guys crevice with vigor and dont back away from the hairy buttholes. Each of the four scenes features two girls and one uncredited guy. They really draw out the ass licking, which is understandable considering the name of the series. But once the fucking starts, its the usual lame, boring, going-through-the-motions stuff weve seen a hundred times from Sineplex. For the record, the girls are identified as (in order): Leny and Julia; Sanna and Samanta; Janny and Katrin; and Sanna and Sandra.
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Cockstar Groupies 

Release date: 10/9/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007

Starring: Amy, Charlotte, Alyssa Star, Cindy Sterling, Alicia Avery, Ashley Gracie
Studio: Score

Review brief: Cockstar Groupies had the potential to be a very hot movie. Instead, it falls just short of that rating and becomes pretty darn good. The girls in this one are pretty sexy, they talk dirty during the sex, and give very good performances. The problem: the same guy fucks em all in every one of the five scenes. And he aint that pretty to look at Identified only as Mike in the credits, he calls himself Mike McKay at one point, and hes supposed to be the lead singer in a hot rock n roll band. The groupies (all six of them) will do anything to screw him. Not a bad premise, as porn storylines go. The girls, in order, are: Amy, Alyssa Star, Ashley Gracie and Alicia Avery (in a 2-on-1 Scene 3), Charlotte Stokely, and Cindy Sterling. All are, at the least, attractive and a couple could be rated very cute.
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Young and Stacked 8 (Sinsational) 

Release date: 12/5/2006
Reviewed on: 2/27/2007

Starring: Mona, Kathy, Sandra, Andy, Molly, Alison, Dolly Doll
Studio: Sinsational

Review brief: Young And Stacked #8 is another in a long line of Sineplex/Sinsational titles that could have been great, yet settles for mediocrity. We have seven very attractive ladies here, but only two of them seem to be having a good time with the sex, which is what I like to watch porn for. The two fun girls are Andy and Molly in the first scene. Wonder if the fact theyre paired with Erik Everhard has anything to do with it? Unlike his boring, mechanical Euro counterparts, Erik fucks like a madman and at least tries to please his ladies. There is a lot of good heat here, as both girls take it up the ass and the money shot ends on Mollys tits. The other three scenes pale by comparison. Dolly Doll and Sandra tag-team an uncredited Euro stud in Scene 2. Again, anal sex for both girls and a splooge on Sandras tits. But both girls look like theyd prefer to be somewhere else. Mona smiles ever so briefly when her guy comes into the room, then looks bored throughout the sex.
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Textbook Pussies 5 

Release date: 11/13/2006
Reviewed on: 2/27/2007

Starring: Kelly, Lani, Shakira, Vika, Masha, Oliver Strelly
Studio: Sinsational

Review brief: I think Ive figured out why all the girls in the Sineplex/Sinsational titles look like theyd rather be having a root canal than having sex. Its because the Euro guys just dont know how to fuck. Take Textbook Pussies #5 as an example. All the girls here are natural and, at the very least, semi-attractive. Yet they fake moan, stare aimlessly at the camera, and barely crack a smile. Hey, sex is supposed to fun for both parties, right? So why isnt it enjoyable for these girls? Well, Im not so sure Id enjoy it if the guy kept stopping his strokes every 15 seconds in order to inspect my gape, spit in my crack, finger me a little, and have me suck his cock. Nor would I like having his cock shoved so far down my throat that I start tearing up. Yet that is what the girls have to endure in each and every scene. Its boring for them, and uninspiring for the viewer. Somebody must be watching these things, because Sinsational keeps producing them like a VW assembly plant.
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Lil Lezzy Prospects 10 

Release date: 12/11/2006
Reviewed on: 2/21/2007

Starring: Elena, Katy, Alexa, Cat, Julia, Lolita, Margo, Nastya, Yana, Lerika, Ksusha, Dinara, Marya, Ekaterina, Tatjana
Studio: Sinsational

Review brief: Take 16 good- to great-looking girls, give em a bunch of sex toys, put em in comfortable surroundings, and tell em to play with each other. Sounds like the recipe for a hot flick, right? If the studio was anybody other than Sinsational, the answer would be yes. Unfortunately, the European porn machine that produces Lil Lezzy Prospects #10 and tons of other smut films seemingly every month has forgotten one part of the recipe - how to make the action boil. Instead of giving us volcanic scenes between sexy ladies, it manufactures moderately tepid trysts between girls who appear to be balancing their checkbooks in their heads. The girls are instructed to stare at the camera at all times, lick each other so lightly their partner barely gets damp, and generally pretend that encounters like these happen so frequently they are actually bored by them. Sort of like the viewer. Sixteen girls, two paired in each of the eight scenes, and not one of them cracks a smile or gives the impression that what their doing is fun.
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Laced & Loaded 10 

Release date: 1/3/2007
Reviewed on: 2/20/2007

Starring: Cat, Kate, Julia, Oksana, Leny, Lerika, Leilas, Neboseeva
Studio: Sinsational

Review brief: Laced and Loaded #10 is a typical Sinsational releaseattractive girls and boring, nauseating sex. Each scene has two girls and an uncredited guy (too hard to think up names for these studs?). The girls start off barely playing with each othervery light licks on the pussies and ass holes. Whats up with that? Theyll suck a guys cock after he fucks the girlfriend in the ass, but they dont like licking pussy? Then there is the usual staring at the camera, a Euro standard as hackneyed as the pool boy setup. Apparently, the girls dont get paid if they dont keep constant eye contact with the camera. And this results in some fairly comical moments, as when the girl gazes at us so long and hard, she has trouble locating the dick shes supposed to be sucking or the pussy shes supposed to be licking. Its a juvenile tradition, one that is very distracting. Of course there is also the typical fake moaning. You know its fake when one girl is getting fucked, and she continues moaning after the guy has pulled out and is now fucking the other girl.
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Butts 'n' Sluts 

Release date: 9/4/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007

Starring: Naomi, Beauty, Kandi Kream, Chyanne Jacobs, Dasani Lezian
Studio: Score

Review brief: Butts N Sluts is for pervs who like big bottoms, big boobs, and stretch marks on their women. All others, stay away. Sultry brunette Naomi (in the opening scene) and raven-haired Dasani Lezian (in the finale) are sandwiched around three hefty black girls - Chyanne Jacobs, Beauty, and Kandi Kream. The ebony ladies all take it up the butt; there are no facials. The uncredited guys (thanks for the lame iding effort, Score) talkand talkand talk some more. Who told these guys its hot to ramble non-stop during the sex? Many find it a turn-off, especially if they have heavy accents. Theres plenty of butt jiggling and close-ups of stretch marks that look like a relief map of Nepal.
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Cock Drainers 

Release date: 10/23/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007

Starring: Veronica, Anastasia, Zuzanna, Laura Lion, Jarmilla
Studio: Score

Review brief: Cock Drainers is more like an excitement drainer. The girls are not the best-looking in the biz, but that would be a secondary factor is there was some heat to the sex. Unfortunately, there is little, if any. Laura Lion is the most attractive of these big-breasted women. The others range from pudgy to large and none could be considered cover girl material. Again, that wouldnt matter if they seemed the least bit enthused about what they were doing. Instead, most look like theyre balancing their checkbooks in the heads during the action. The girls seem intent on bouncing their boobs with their hands as much as possible. Meanwhile, the guys never shut up, which is always a turn-off. Short-haired blonde Veronika, brunette Anastasia, redhead Jarmila, and light brown Zuzanna round out (pardon the pun) the cast. Of course, the Score Group does its usual feeble attempt to id the performers (no clue on any of the guys).
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Adventures Of Squirt Girl, The (Sinsation Pictures) 

Release date: 10/23/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007

Starring: Billy Glide, Alex Sanders, Evan Stone, Kat, Cytherea, Keeani Lei, Lexi Love, Sierra Sinn, Jenner, Gia Givanna
Studio: Sinsation Pictures

Directed by: Dee
Review brief: The Adventures of Squirt Girl tries to inject some humor into our porn watching experience. It mostly fails in its attempts, but, thankfully, the sex makes up for it. So while the comedy isnt side-splitting, the sex is way above average. What else would you expect with Cytherea and her girlfriends shooting geysers into the air from all angles? Lexi Love, Kat, Sierra Sinn, Gia Givanna, and Keeani Lei all get involved in the squirt fest. And while none can match the intensity (or volume) or Cythereas shots, all seem to be experiencing fantastic orgasms. And isnt that what its all about? Evan Stone is one of the better actors in Pornland, but hes wasted here with unfunny lines and dreadful costumes (theres a Super Hero theme to the lame storyline). Luckily, he knows how to fuck and get the girls off.
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18 Eighteen Xtra 4 

Release date: 12/18/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007


Studio: Score

Review brief: 18 Xtra #4 is not one of the Score Groups better efforts. Score is known for semi-sizzling sex with beautiful girls. This volume falls somewhat short of that. Honey blonde Ryan Stone (billed, like most of the other girls, simply by her first name) is new to me. She seems to just go through the motions in her romp with an uncredited guy (Score, why cant you make a little effort to id the performers?). She takes a shot on the chest and gives some dispirited PCH. Felix Vicious (Felicity) has been around for a while but is by far the best-looking, most enthusiastic of these girls. She gives a spirited suck and fuck and takes a facial. Dark haired Allie Sin does nothing for me with all her body art. The punk/grunge look just doesnt float my boat. She seems less than excited about her tryst, which ends with a money shot to her tits and neck. Skinny blonde Morgan March and Asian brunette Kylie Rey (Lacey) are in the final two boy/girl scenes, and neither performance is worthy of a separate paragraph.
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Teen Cum Swappers 

Release date: 6/13/2006
Reviewed on: 11/1/2006

Starring: Renata, Rachel, Amy, Sandy Joy, Victoria Rosse, Belicia Avalos, Klea Dark, Sprenda, Renata Bang, Missel
Studio: Devil's Film

Review brief: Teen Cum Swappers offers us some above-average looking girls who, unfortunately, are forced to typical Euro porn scenes. Which means the typical viewer will be bored to tears by the second scene. Of course, if you can stay awake through the end of the second scene, youll be witness to one of two fake cumshots in this flick. The other is in Scene 4. Notice the thickness and the pure white of the cum. Nobody, but nobody, shoots cum like that. Add in the traditional fake moaning by both the guys and the girls, the staring at the camera by the performers, the repetitious stops for P2M and A2M, and the general boredom displayed by the girls and you have another Euro ho-hummer. Too bad, because the girls are decent looking and probably could be directed into some hot sex. No director is creditedwhat a shock!...and neither are the guys. Each scene is a girl/girl/boy affair that ends with an open-mouth facial (or unreasonable facsimile thereof) and a cum swap, with both girls usually swallowing their loads.
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Barely Legal 59 

Release date: 6/13/2006
Reviewed on: 10/31/2006

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Penny Flame, Brad Baldwin, Seth Dickens, Mia Rose, Jack Venice, Ashley Gracie, Chloe Morgan, Cal O'Mare
Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: If you dont vote in public elections because you dont think your solitary ballot can change things, be heartened by this: If you bitch about something long enough, it may eventually get changed. Case in point: For years I moaned about the Barely Legal series and how it always seemed to put young, virginal girls in preposterous circumstances and surroundings in order to get laid. The scenes would start out with a voiceover saying something like, Dear Barely Legal, I always wanted to fuck the cute mailman in the back of his truck.
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She's Got a Cum Fixation 

Release date: 2/4/2006
Reviewed on: 10/31/2006

Starring: Tiffany Holiday, Roxetta, Genesis Skye, Sierra Sinn, Luscious Lopez, Alicia Angel
Studio: Acid Rain

Directed by: Benjamin Bratt
Review brief: Shes Got A Cum Fixation isnt for the weak of heart. Its a brutally abusive flick that is difficult to watch if you respect women, even in the least. Director Benjamin Brat lives up to his last name by yelling directions, spanking, choking, gagging, fish hooking, pulling hair, probing orifices, and forcing the girls to do A2M on cocks and fingers. Im guessing theres an audience for this kind of smut, but it aint at my house. The opening round (it DOES resemble a WWE match at times) features Alicia Angel and Sascha. He does his best to shove his cock entirely down her throat, and she comes close, but just as he gives it one last thrust, she shoots a projectile vomit-like stream of green slime out her nose. Linda Blair would have been proud. And then it gets ugly. Brat cant leave these two to play alone; he insists on spanking her butt until it becomes an unsightly crimson. He shoves his fingers into her ass and pussy, then forces all four fingers into her mouth. After some anal fucking, A2M, a facial, and a swallow, 2-3 more guys come out to shoot their loads on her face.
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Swallow Me POV 5 

Release date: 5/22/2006
Reviewed on: 10/30/2006

Starring: Misel, Sarah Sweet, Carla Cox, Brenda Black, Jessica Sanches
Studio: Devil's Film

Review brief: Swallow Me POV #5 has some very hot moments, just not enough of them. The Euro girls in this one are collectively attractive - none gorgeous, none dogs. All know how to suck cock and fuck. But the artistic value of their scenes is lost in POV (Point of View) camerawork. Lets face it, it cant be easy trying to capture the beauty of a girl working on your crank while youre holding a camera. One has to lie very still during the blowjob, then thrust into the girl without jiggling the lens during the fucking. Not an easy task. It makes for very slow-moving, almost pedestrian, sex. Toss in the typical Euro-babe moaning, and this becomes just another average flick. The girls are, in order: very cute brunette Brenda Black (aka Amanda); raven-haired Jessica Sanches; cute blonde Carla Cox; attractive honey blonde Misel; and brunette Sarah Sweet. The male talent is not identified, nor is the director.
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Barely Legal: School Girls 

Release date: 6/5/2006
Reviewed on: 10/30/2006

Starring: Alex Rox, Daisy Marie, James Deen, Sunny Lane, Jack Venice, Lexi Love, Ashley Steel, Michelle Maylene, Valerie Vasquez
Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Will Rider
Review brief: Barely Legal School Girls would be more of a turn-on if the chicks would stop acting like theyre in junior high and would try to act at least high school age. Their constant laughing and giggling ruins the fantasy of screwing older, legal teenagers. If one can overlook their childish behavior and outfits and concentrate on the premise that these girls are of legal age, they give a spirited and solid performance once the action starts. They may look and act like kids, but they fuck like experienced women. A five-girl lezout starts things off, with Sunny Lane showing her girlfriends (Adrianna Faust, Leola Jossi, Valerie Vasquez, and Ashley Steel) how to suck a dildo and then having the girls explore each others bodies. This scene would be a lot hotter if the girls would quit their adolescent snickering and leering. Lexi Love (she of the hairy bush and ugly tummy tat) has a pretty good romp with James Deen next.
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3-Way Or The Freeway (Damaged Productions) 

Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 10/30/2006

Starring: Dasani Lezian, Airel, Amparo
Studio: Damaged Productions

Review brief: I havent watched a lot of amateur porn in my life, so I might not be the best source to decide if 3-Way or the Freeway is worth a viewing. But if all amateur smut is like this, I cant understand how anyone in this line of work makes a living. I certainly would never buy this crap. Start with basically unattractive girls, throw in abominable camerawork and terrible editing, add in a pinch of horrible audio, and top it off with boring sex and this is what you get. Im stunned that an established label such as Damaged would handle this 138-minute catastrophe. I guess anyone with a thousand bucks (that would be his total budget) can produce an adult movie these days. Just hire hard-up skanks for $50 apiece, give your cousin $25 to hold the camera anywhere he wants (not focusing on the proper angles, if there are any), ask your buddy at the local A/V store to cut the scenes up any way he wishes (even after hes been out drinking all night), and toss a C-note at the nerd next door who composes obnoxious hip-hop music on his computer to score the whole mess.
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Control 3 

Release date: 6/26/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006

Starring: Valery, Nikki Benz, Holly Wellin, Michelle Maylene, Kelsey Michaels, Alektra Blue
Studio: Digital Playground

Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: Make sure you have fresh batteries in your DVD remote when you sit down to watch Control #3. Youre going to be using the FF button quite a bit, unless you enjoy ridiculously long set-ups to the sex scenes. There is so much crap in this feature they had to spread it out over two discs. It includes about 100 minutes of actual sex, 18 minutes of teasing and breast massage by two girls who do nothing else, and an hour of scene set-ups. Yawn! Once director Robby D gets to actual one-on-one sex, he shoots it pretty well and the girls all seem to be having a good time. But the long breaks in between the action are enough to make one long for the days of loops. None of the girls are drop-dead gorgeous, but all have above-average looks and good sexual energy. Scott Nails fucks five of the chicks, and Chris Charming gets a spirited blowjob from Naomi. Two girls take it up the ass (Alektra Blue and Holly Wellin) and most are rewarded for their efforts with facials. The two semi-masturbation scenes (Nikki Benz on the Disc 1 and Ashley Roberts on Disc 2) are strictly for big-tit lovers.
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Carmen's Dirty Secrets 

Release date: 6/3/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006

Starring: Domino, Joey Ray, Carmen Luvana, Kelli Tyler, Scott Nails, Tory Lane, Taryn Thomas, Rusty Nails, Derrick Pierce
Studio: Adam & Eve

Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Carmens Dirty Secrets is a couples-oriented feature that showcases Carmen Luvana and several other good good-looking stars. But it is, after all, an Adam and Eve production, so dont expect anything other than bland, monotonous sex. Carmen was one of the hottest performers in the jizz biz when she arrived on the scene five years ago. But the half-decade of sucking and fucking is apparently taking its toll on her enthusiasm. Shes in two scenes here and appears to be going through the motions much of the time. Shes still one of the prettiest faces in porn history. But theres nary a smile, snarl, or snicker on that beautiful face as she goes through the paces. Likewise, brunette stunner Taryn Thomas just doesnt seem to be all there as she wrestles with Derrick Pierce and Rusty Nails in the opening scene. Ive seen her light up an otherwise dreary scene in the past. But today, she just doesnt get into her anal, A2M, and facial. Domino does a completely forgettable girl-girl with Carmen before taking on Scott Nails.
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I Dig 'em In Pigtails 2 

Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006

Starring: Nicole Brazzle, Holly Wellin, Nikki Hilton, Jessica Jammer, Kaci Starr, Georgia Peaches
Studio: Acid Rain

Directed by: Bobby Damone
Review brief: I Dig Em In Pigtails 2 is one of the better young girl themed titles Ive seen in a long time. Not only are the girls innocent looking and cute, they play their roles perfectly as coming-of-agers. Just look at the lineup (and the box cover, if youre so lucky) and youll see some knockout faces: Georgia Peach, Nicole Brazzle, Holly Wellin, Kaci Starr, Nikki Hilton, Jessica Jammer, and Katie Ray. The makeup artist and costumer should win AVN awards for their efforts in this one. Pigtails, of course, are mandatory on each chick, and they all look great, particularly when they are being pulled by the guys during doggie. While the girls all start their scenes with a sweet innocence, once they get turned on, the volcano starts to erupt. And these girls know how to keep the lava flowing. Georgia, Jessica, and Kaci all take it up their darling little poopers. Facials conclude each of the five scenes.
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Gonzo Girlz 

Release date: 6/3/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006

Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Tony T., Dynamite, Mark Wood, T.J. Cummings, Flick Shagwell, Aria, Melanie Jagger, Estelle Lawrence, Alex Rox, Kelli Tyler, Cailey Taylor, Trinity James, Ciera Sage, Jason Zapato
Studio: Bad Ass

Review brief: Gonzo Girlz is a compilation from Metro and it features some of the best talent in the biz today. Unfortunately, since each of the scenes is snipped from a Metro feature, dont expect a lot of hard pounding, extreme sex action. The cast list includes such studettes as Cailey Taylor, Ciera Sage, Dynamite, Estelle Lawrence, and Flick Shagwell. And while all of them have burned bright before a camera at one time or another, these are not some of their hottest moments. These scenes are from couples features, and youll get nothing that would upset your average suburban couple. Thats not necessarily a bad thing, of course. In this day and age when its become the norm to spank, slap, hair pull, choke, and spit on porn actresses, its nice to see a bunch of people who appear to actually enjoy having sex. About half the 10 scenes involve anal sex, and all end in facials. But there isnt an A2M or face stomp to be found.
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Oh Boy That's a Big Toy 2 

Release date: 5/6/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006

Starring: Alex, Leslie Taylor, Bruno Sx, Esmeralda, Susana, Yasmine Gold, Katia Killer, Ricardo Branco, Ram, Renata Black, Pamela Laine
Studio: Legal Pink

Review brief: Oh Boy Thats A Big Toy #2 is the latest from the Legal Pink factory, which continues to churn out Euro porn of questionable quality at an alarming rate. Each of the six scenes starts with a girl masturbating with a huge dildo. A guy comes in and helps her out for a while, then the sex begins. The cookie-cutter scenes use a similar agenda - eating the girl, blowjob, reverse cowgirl, doggie, mish, open mouth facial, clean-up. Katia Killer and Renata Black (in the opening and closing scenes) get fucked in the ass, but theres no A2M. The girls are, of course, dressed as teenagers and often wear at least part of their outfits throughout the action. While none of the girls would be considered dogs, only Yasmine Gold would rate a cute on most scorecards. The sex is plagued by the stereotypical Euro habit of having the girls stare at the camera and fake moan like crazy. There also is the usual overkill of gaping, with the guys stopping every 12 strokes or so to allow the camera a close-up of the dilated pussy or asshole.
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Head Master 2 

Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006

Starring: Roxanne Hall, Evan Stone, Jasmine, Tommy Gunn, Noname Jane, Smokie Flame, Vanessa Lane, Austyn Moore
Studio: Adam & Eve

Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: Head Master 2 is a couples flick from Adam & Eve, so you can be assured of a few things: The sex will be tastefully done, the sets and costumes will be creatively lavish, and the film will basically be boring. There are six vignettes in this one, and only the first one (involving newcomer Austyn Moore and Tommy Gunn) has anything to do with school, so the title is a bit misleading. Hes the teacher, shes the student, and they romp around a classroom before he drops his load on her tummy. The other segments include (in order): Violet Blue and Jazmin double-teaming Niko in a sultans abode; Smokie Flame and Marco Duato getting it on in a park atop a motorcycle, where she takes the films only anal insertion; Austyn (Again? So soon?) and Evan Stone in a barnyard next to (and, for a short time, atop) a horse; Roxanne Hall and Kris Knight as a nun and a priest in a church (which is sure to piss off any religious viewers); and Vanessa Lane and Chris Evans as, respectively, a drill instructor and a soldier in a night-time soiree in a field. Roxanne and Vanessa take the only facials.
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