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Bomb Ass White Booty 

Release date: 4/19/2005
Reviewed on: 5/9/2006

Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Mr. Marcus, Violet, Olivia O'Lovely, Lauren Phoenix, Sara Jay
Studio: West Coast Productions

Review brief: The focus here is interracial, and specifically white chicks with big apple booty doing black dudes. It's pretty much what you'd expect. The Rundown: Scene 1 - Lauren Phoenix struts around wearing a red and blue lace outfit. She gives us a lot of teasing with her ample ass. She heads over to a black guy lounging poolside. She makes out with him and he spanks her butt cheeks. He pulls aside her panties and fingers her pussy and asshole while she gives us some dirty talk. She wastes litttle time sucking his hard cock. She chokes on it while cradling his balls. She bends over while pulling down her panties so we get a great look at her ass. He licks her from behind and she keeps up the dirty talk. He buries his face in her muff. She begins to ride him and this is some hot fucking. He does her up the butt, so hard she tells him not so deep. He lays her flat on her back and does her ass. They finish with him shooting a decent load on her face. A good scene any Lauren fan will like. Scene 2 - We have Tiffany Mynx and Mr. Marcus.
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Janine's Been Blackmaled 

Release date: 10/7/2005
Reviewed on: 5/9/2006

Starring: Julian, Sean Michaels, Evan Stone, Chris Cannon, Janine Lindemulder, Mr. Marcus, Vincent, Jamie Brooks, Cynthia Pendragon, Eve Laurence, Taylor Knight
Studio: Vivid

Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: After years of dick dodging, Janine released a rash of highly touted movies involving b/g scenes with Vivid. It coincides with her divorce from cable TV star Jesse James, and the big deal about this one is that it involves her first interracial scene. It's a Paul Thomas film, so you know it's going to attempt to be plot driven and stylish, even if you have zero interest in that. Janine as you now know is covered in tattoos, moreso than even the hardest of hardcore punk chicks. There comes a time when a porn star doing her first anything some ten years after she started in the biz goes from being marketable and hot to a curiosity, so we shall see here. The Rundown: Scene 1 - A false start where Janine fingers her ass while Julian watches jerking off. She goes to blow him, then stops. Nothing to it. Just setting the tone for who wears the pants in the relationship between these two. Scene 2 - Eve Laurence fucks Chris Cannon on a stairwell. You wouldn't figure Eve's look fits the traditional Vivid girl style, but she looks great so I don't think you'll care.
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Pornochic 8: Jessica 

Release date: 12/21/2005
Reviewed on: 3/15/2006

Starring: Jessica Fiorentino, Jane Darling, Sarah Twain, Carolyn Cage, Herve Bolis
Studio: Marc Dorcel

Review brief: I had never watched a Marc Dorcel film before "Pornochic 8 : Jessica", but I can already tell you what to expect from them after checking this out. Hot Euro chicks with supermodel looks and bodies wearing sexy outfits. Rugged Euro guys fucking them every which way including up the ass. Good camerawork and production. Basically a feature quality outing for those who don't want to be bothered with plot and cheesy acting. The Rundown: Scene 1 - Sylvia Laurant does two guys in a hotel room. She wears a black one piece swimsuit and black stockings. After a quick tease, she sucks one of the guys while the other watches. They move to the bed and she blows one guy while getting fucked. Pretty active scene. They DP her in a couple positions on the bed. The lighting in this scene is low, which seems totally intended to add to the atmosphere. They finish by both cumming on her face and tounge. Scene 2 - Jessica Fiorentino bangs a guy in a warehouse office. The scene starts with her and Lillian Tiger showing up to seduce three factory workers, and Jessica goes off with one of them.
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Camera Girls POV 

Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 1/14/2006

Starring: Chris Cannon, Cheyne Collins, Brock Adams, Rebecca Love, Kris Slater, Katrina Kraven, Jordan Styles, Jenaveve Jolie, Kelly Wells, Jersey Jaxin, Derrick Pierce
Studio: DVSX

Directed by: Constance Le, Caren Capo
Review brief: This is an entry into the POV genre that sells itself on the idea that it's a girl operating the camera. A clever idea, but quite frankly one that isn't properly explored in this outing. Caren Capo, wife of editor Guy Capo plays the role of the girl in all the scenes except one. The Rundown: Scene 1 - Katrina Kraven gets done by Kris Slater after a warm up from Caren. The basic set up of the scenes has Capo's hand working on the pussy with either fingers or a dildo. Pretty good masterbation action to start with. Kris Slater shows up and Katrina blows him. She's wearing a little white tank top and black see through panties. Well, here we already stray from a "girl's" POV as we get a pretty good POV from Slater's perspective getting blown. Not that I'm complaining, because it's a hot hummer. Caren pushes Katrina's head down on his cock. After a tease she rides him cowgirl. Katrina gets a blue dildo up her ass while this goes on, giving us some sweet action. He bends her over an ottoman, and fucks her ass with a real dick. They move to reverse cowgirl anal.
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Once You Go Black... You Never Go Back 3 (Evil Angel) 

Release date: 4/7/2004
Reviewed on: 11/22/2005

Starring: Sean Michaels, Mandingo, Kaylynn, Sharon Wild, Brian Pumper, Billy Banks, Bishop, Katsuni, Kayla Marie, Luci Thai
Studio: Evil Angel

Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: You pretty much can't go wrong with a Jules Jordan helmed porn at this point. The guy knows how to make a fuck film, regardless of the theme. Anal/Ass worshipping may be his specialty, but he's certainly found his place for other genres too, and the "Once You Go Black" series is proof. The Rundown: Scene 1 - Kaylynn arrives sporting a police uniform top and bikini bottoms that display her ginormous ass. She finds four brothers hanging out in the house and proceeds to cuff them. They'll be no complaints of brutality as she drops their pants to check the concealed weapons. If you like police/cop puns with your porn, you'll love this scene. All four circle up to get jerked and sucked. She keeps choking on one in particular. The tone of the scene is bizarre, as they are ordering her around and she is laughing, but she looks to be having fun so we excuse it. Lots of fucking from behind as she sucks cock. She does cowgirl while sucking in rotation. They move to some ass fucking. She gets DP'd cowgirl, with all three holes filled at one point.
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Slayer Unleashed 3 

Release date: 4/2/2004
Reviewed on: 10/25/2005

Starring: Jessica Darlin, Renee Pornero, Lauren Phoenix, Kami Andrews, Katja Kassin
Studio: Exquisite

Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Justin Slayer is back at the helm directing and fucking in this edition of the "Slayer Unleashed" series. I was impressed with his first volume, and now that he brings to the table even better female talent, he doesn't fail to impress again. The Rundown: Scene 1 - Lauren Phoenix displays her amazing ass-ets in ripped fishnet hose and vinyl bustier. We get plenty of nice close-ups of what made her Buttwoman before Slayer moves in to get a taste. He wastes no time banging her muff. Lauren inhales his shaft with no trouble whatsoever. Good POV blow job. She sucks while Justin fingers her asshole. They ride cowgirl, then screw standing. Some spitting in the mouth, before he fucks her ass deep. She gives some ass to mouth head before he shoots a load on her tongue. Scene 2 - Jessica Darlin has got on a red bra and panty set and a feather boa. I'm not a fan of the painted on eyebrows she has. They shoot some pool until Jessica gets bored and wants to see Slayer's real cue stick.
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Liquid City 

Release date: 9/18/2002
Reviewed on: 3/4/2005

Starring: Sky, Lexington Steele, Wesley Pipes, Janet Jacme, Skyy, John E. Depth, Chaos, Kiwi, Ayana Angel, Mystikal, Illusion, Chloe Black
Studio: Hustler

Directed by: D. Sparky
Review brief: The connection between rap and porn seems to be growing strong, with efforts overseen by the likes of Snoop Dogg and Ice-T garnering a share of attention. "Liquid City" is rapper Mystikal's contribution to the scene. Fortunatly, unlike Snoop's films which pretty much used the sex as a backdrop like it was a music video, this is a more straight up porn flick. Unfortunatly, it's hindered by various issues in the attempt to relate it to the hip/hop scene. The Rundown: Scene 1- Janet Jacme does John E Depth in the one scene not filmed in a club. Janet as we know was quite possibly the most prolific and popular black starlet of the 90's. Here she makes her return after a hiatus. Sadly, she's lost the aura she had that made her scenes in movies like "Booty Ho" and the "My Baby Got Back" series so memorable. She still sucks a mean cock though, tearing up while taking John E's meat.
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Slayer Unleashed 

Release date: 5/31/2003
Reviewed on: 3/1/2005

Starring: Rio, Ice, Justin Slayer, Jessica Dee, Harley Davis, Teanna Lynn, Bliss
Studio: Exquisite

Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: "Slayer Unleashed" features Justin Slayer, who's seems to be laying claim to the throne currently held by Lex Steele as the top African-American cocksman in porn, and doing it his own way. Since seeing a scene he did with Keisha on her website, I was interested to see what he could do in a full length DVD. In this interracial effort, his first from his own production company, he shows he can more than hang. The Rundown: Scene 1- Tianna Lynn is down in the bowels of a bank vault, sitting at a tiny school desk. She's an average looking blonde with a pierced nipple wearing leather and fishnet stockings. We get decent eye contact on the blow job. Slayer tries to get her to gag on his cock. He spanks her, then fucks her from behind as she crouches on top of the desk. She sucks him some more before laying her across a stool and banging her. They do it standing with him holding her off the ground. They go back to sitting so she can ride him cowgirl.
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