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Boxcover for Little Brown Fucking Machines 8
Little Brown Fucking Machines 8 

Release date: 11/4/2013
Reviewed on: 1/29/2014

Starring: Nuch, Fon, Pui, Allen, Bew
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Darren Morgan
Review brief: Four scenes featuring Thai looking ladies. I've reviewed many of these releases previously and this one is pretty good. Two of the scenes feature the ever horny stud Allen (or Alan...Third World never credits the male cast :( ....) with two other guys also featured. The ladies are petite and are couple are just stunning. Another solid Third World presentation. Ladies shower after every scene is included for your hygiene pleasure.
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My Little Asian Genie 

Release date: 7/29/2013
Reviewed on: 10/15/2013

Starring: Sativa, Kush, Indica, Bong
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Darren Morgan
Review brief: Third World's Asian loving stud Allen (or is it Alan? Third World never identifies their male stars) is at it again, this time with an "I Dream of Jeannie" type theme. Cute fantasy idea, although with these women he really doesn't need any other wishes to come or cum true.
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10 Little Asians 17 

Release date: 11/5/2012
Reviewed on: 1/24/2013

Starring: Ai, Mo, Nok, Nozomi Kahara, Mao Miyazaki, Sakura Anna, Pra, Mayu Kudo, CindyStephanie
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Ed Hunter
Review brief: Ten scenes of Asian action, some more noteworthy than others, some I think I've seen before in other Third World releases. Lots of different scenes but not the best Third World dvd I've looked at.. maybe because there is too much POV and too many "little" endowed Asian guys...but then the title didn't say if they meant the guys or the women for the "little" title.
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Hidden Camera Hotel Scam 

Release date: 4/12/2010
Reviewed on: 12/10/2012

Starring: Haruka, Junko, Rika Kitano, Sayori Mizusawa, Yasue
Studio: Third World Media

Review brief: This dvd says it features footage from the Japanese "Love Hotels" or Labuho. The hidden camera aspect sounds great for voyeur type viewing but didn't really work for me. Five scenes are presented here. Cameras are two stationery cameras in a hotel room so you really don't get to see everything except from long shots. The guy actors (I wouldn't go as far as calling them studs) are older and overweight Japanese.
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Little Brown Fucking Machines 6 

Release date: 9/24/2012
Reviewed on: 11/9/2012

Starring: Kim, Bo, Na, Muei
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Darren Morgan
Review brief: Third World Media's asian entries have been kinda hit and miss. Some are so hot they are on the frequent viewing pile. This one is pretty lackluster in comparison to those. Four scenes featuring the same guy (he looks a little like Voodoo in his earlier years minus the big tool and dirty talk). Unfortunately the few words he does speak he has a very thick accent. So no dirty talk here and barely any sounds out of him at all as he goes through the positions. The women are cool and the scenes are nice and long allowing for the action to progress.
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Teen Thailand 4 

Release date: 7/2/2012
Reviewed on: 9/20/2012

Starring: Pui, Pim, Pra, Aeing
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Darren Morgan
Review brief: Here are another four hotel bedroom sex scenes with Australian (?) accented guy Allen and four petite Thai ladies. I've seen several of this series and this is another solid performance. Some of the others in the series have better setups but the fuck scenes themselves are just as awesome as ever.
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Little Brown Fucking Machines 4 

Release date: 11/7/2011
Reviewed on: 4/20/2012

Starring: Pat, Nan, Nay, Pra
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Darren Morgan
Review brief: I've reviewed several entries of this genre and since the others were reviewed first, they had more of a freshness about them. Stud Allen (or is it Alan?...Third World never tells you who the guy is)....returns to fuck four Thai women in his hotel room. The action is very watchable featuring Alan's dirty talk and the ladies providing some good sex...It gets a little predictable though, down to the most every scene starting with music, followed by the bj, sex on a bed, and the woman showering and dressing before she leaves at the end. I guess this series is all about the same and I would still recommend the dvd I reviewed earlier where there were some bathtub and shower scenes included...at least it wasn't predictable.
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Little Brown Fucking Machines 5 

Release date: 1/16/2012
Reviewed on: 3/12/2012

Starring: Jam, Sukanja, Sunisa, Suwana
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Darren Morgan
Review brief: If you haven't seen the recent dvd I reviewed called "Siam Soapland", then read that one and watch that first. It's more fun. This entry "Little Brown Fucking Machines #5" is based on the same premise...without the very erotic shower/bathtub/soapy massage action. Aussie stud Allen (or is it Alan??..who really knows who this guy is??..Third World Media doesn't list the guys on their credits. I found the name on a website...) returns with director Darren Morgan on camera. Four Thai based sex scenes mean the action isn't rushed which makes it nice for long drawn out teases before the main "showtime" as Allen calls it.
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Siam Soapland 

Release date: 12/19/2011
Reviewed on: 2/29/2012

Starring: Ning, Nok, Suwanna, Min
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Darren Morgan
Review brief: This one is definitely a repeat watch and I have already several times. Four scenes in a Thai massage parlor with four petite women individually taking care of their client. Scenes start off with shower together, then tub, then slipping around on a floor mat. Great tease before the real stuff...If that doesn't get you wet, then the action moves to a bedroom where the real fun starts.
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German Orgy Party 

Release date: 11/14/2011
Reviewed on: 2/16/2012

Starring: Jasmin, Frank, Sabine, Georg, Markus, Jenifer, Britta, Lus, Marku, Nurgul, Mattias
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Baron Von Hardcock
Review brief: This dvd features all german dialog, a orgy using some interesting tools and positions, good viewing but somehow not as erotic as I had hoped....
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Euro Cocktail Party 2 

Release date: 10/17/2011
Reviewed on: 11/15/2011

Starring: Diana, Valentina, Ana, Aurelia, Oana, Lonela
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Mick Haig
Review brief: Five scenes from Deutschland with German dialog throughout. Five different women with one on one sex with two different guys doing the pounding. I dunno but I found the whole thing pretty much average despite some furious pistoning. Yawn.
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Chicas Locas In East L.A. 2 

Release date: 7/18/2011
Reviewed on: 10/4/2011

Starring: Monique, Sandra, Perla, Nicky, Trix, Amylia Sanchez, Joe Pusher
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Joe Pusher
Review brief: I have reviewed a Joe Pusher dvd or two in the past and those seemed to have a little more imagination as far as using seedy motels or moving around the room in various spots. This time Joe used the same old same old throughout the scenes...he lays on a carpeted floor and in the background to either side is a couch or tv and a wall air conditioner is also in view...this for six scenes!
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Naughty Euro Sluts 2 

Release date: 7/11/2011
Reviewed on: 8/11/2011

Starring: Raingarda, Derricka, Adrenilda, Hedda, Ludovica
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Mick Haig
Review brief: The dvd cover has the German flag on it, but promises hot Europeans which is probably more accurate. The women don't really have German names. The dialog throughout is practically non existent, probably to increase out of the country sales. Third World does a great job on the Thai entries I've seen. This apparently new Euro line looks promising.
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Euro Milk Juggs 

Release date: 6/6/2011
Reviewed on: 7/12/2011

Starring: Heidi, Ana, Sofie, Marie, Hannah, Ludwiga
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Mick Haig
Review brief: Third World Media usually concentrates on Asian type movies. This time they have imported a German production and named it "Euro Milk Juggs." This dvd features five one on one sex scenes with all the predictable usual positions. The size of breasts offered for viewing is what makes it worth watching. The size of the "Third World Media XXX" logo in the bottom left corner throughout the entire presentation makes it annoying.Male cast credits are non existent and I'm not sure if I trust the female cast credits either. One woman says her name is Anna and she is credited as Sofie!
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Boxcover for Bangkok Suckee Fuckee 10
Bangkok Suckee Fuckee 10 

Release date: 2/21/2011
Reviewed on: 3/29/2011

Starring: Zara, Mo, Mod, Nung
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Darren Morgan
Review brief: This series is one of my favorites and this one didn't let me down. Four scenes of petite Thais have sex with an uncredited tatted guy with a British type accent. Action takes place in a hotel room, scenes start out with the women clothed and while music plays they either strip or are stripped. After the act, they take a shower and re-dress with the camera rolling. He and the women are there for one reason and it "cums" across well.
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Third World America Koreatown 

Release date: 1/24/2011
Reviewed on: 3/23/2011

Starring: Jessica, Felicia, Fallon, Casey, Kathleen
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Joe Pusher
Review brief: I've never heard of Joe Pusher's output, but after watching this dvd want to see more. This one features five petite asian-american types (I don't know how Koreatown got into the title). The action is about 95 POV but the the boy knows what he is doing with the camera as it is held steady throughout the action. The sleaze factor is quite high as the set up is these actresses called him to make money and meet him at his motel.
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Third World Amateurs in Russia 

Release date: 8/2/2010
Reviewed on: 8/18/2010

Starring: Anastasia, Jana, Kristy, Kattie
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Ed Hunter
Review brief: The title "Third World Amateurs in Russia" doesn't promise Russian women. Don't know where they are all from, but one admits to being from the Czech Republic. Don't know where the stud is from, but he does have a bit of an accent....didn't sound Russian though. Sex is good although some of the scenes shot in POV would work better if viewer is taking dramamine. Setups are stilted but that falls in line with the amateur aspect of this. For what it is, it's fun.
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Boxcover for Bangkok Suckee Fuckee 9
Bangkok Suckee Fuckee 9 

Release date: 2/2/2010
Reviewed on: 2/22/2010

Starring: Zara, Mintra, Weene, Tsanya
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Darren Morgan
Review brief: I have reviewed a few others in this series and found them all entertaining as they featured petite Thai/Oriental women with Western well endowed guys. This episode of the series however uses local guys that are, well, petite too and kinda scary. One even wears phony nails or at least nail polish. Anyhow, the sex is average with not much emotion or verbalization between the couples, so there really isn't much to review.
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Boxcover for Teen Thailand
Teen Thailand 

Release date: 10/19/2009
Reviewed on: 11/17/2009

Starring: Ae, Nok, Jen, Kaew
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Ed Hunter
Review brief: Six scenes (two POV) featuring barely legal Thai petites with well endowed guys. Action is billed as "Spicier than curry, sweeter than thai ice tea." That's a good description.
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Fresh Off The Boat (Third World) 

Release date: 12/1/2008
Reviewed on: 1/20/2009

Starring: Junko, Emy, Dick James, Myla, Emy Reyes, Amai Liu, Amaie
Studio: Third World Media

Directed by: Ed Hunter
Review brief: This dvd is the reason adultdvdtalk.com needs to exist. The title and dvd cover is blatantly misleading and even reviews on other sites (probably written by the studio) tend to paint another picture of what this movie is about. The actresses are not "fresh off the boat" and they are also obviously not spreading their legs "for a green card" as indicated on the dvd cover.
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Bangkok Suckee Fuckee 6 

Release date: 2/4/2008
Reviewed on: 2/26/2008

Starring: Meow, Ae, Mam, Yopa
Studio: Third World Media

Review brief: Mr. Kinkade (whoever THAT is) brings to life the fantasy of a whatever you want Thai sex vacation to reality. He obviously is enjoying himself. Even though he is more well endowed than even many porn stars, he still looks like an average balding tattooed guy, which adds a reality element. The women are slutty perfect and small. Three scenes with Mr. K and one with an unknown stud (the guys weren't identified anywhere....) were very hot.
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Soapland Slip and Slide 

Release date: 1/14/2008
Reviewed on: 2/15/2008

Starring: Yukina Aoyama, Minami Seto, Yuuko Kondou, Maya Kitazawa
Studio: Third World Media

Review brief: Four scenes featuring four Asian women and four tiny endowed short Asian guys with lots of foreplay, soaping up, massage and finally sex. I would have liked this better if the women were fucked by Western guys, as the studs in this movie were enthusiastic but dull to watch. Are there any oriental type guys with tools worthy of porn?
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