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Boxcover for Memphis Cathouse Blues
Memphis Cathouse Blues 

Release date: 3/1/2005
Reviewed on: 1/25/2013

Starring: Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Billy Dee, Danielle, Kay Parker, Michael Morrison, Lisa De Leeuw, Annette Haven, Jon Martin, Rhonda Jo Petty, Dorothy LeMay, Herschel Savage, K.C. Valentine
Studio: Caballero

Directed by: Louis Lewis
Review brief: A medicore movie from the "golden age" of features (1982) it's patterned after "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" with Annette Haven as the madame and Mike Horner as the sheriff who loves her. The movie is so-so but the DVD transfer is feces. If you want to see the movie, find it on VHS or Beta or on streaming video.
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Boxcover for Private Teacher
Private Teacher 

Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 4/22/2012

Starring: Tom Byron, Paul Thomas, Marc Wallice, Joanna Storm, Eric Edwards, Kay Parker, Blair Harris, Laurie Smith, Honey Wilder, Janey Robbins
Studio: Caballero

Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: A feature from the early 80s. Kay Parker is a therapist brought in to coax withdrawn teen Tom Byron out of his shell. Mainly MF sex with one FF bathtub scene, one solo-female scene, and a brief j/o by Tom Byron. Your opinion will largely depend on whether you like Playboy or Hustler, as this is definitely the former. Sex is vanilla and not so explicit as modern stuff. Kay Parker is only in one sex scene. But overall it's fun and well done.
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Boxcover for Girl Service
Girl Service 

Release date: 12/8/2009
Reviewed on: 3/12/2011

Starring: Barry Vane, Zachary Strong, Mira Vane, Caro Keff, Rod Tuiet, Mara Dunn
Studio: Cal Vista Classics

Directed by: E. Tense
Review brief: Savoy says, "tell me a story through sex." Tell me a good story through sex, because this one sucks.
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Boxcover for Blonde, The (VCX)
Blonde, The (VCX) 

Release date: 12/1/2003
Reviewed on: 1/30/2011

Studio: VCX

Review brief: A unjustly forgotten feature from the "classic" era (1980). Annette Haven wears a blonde wig to play an old time movie actress who loved getting laid. The actress's house is now a hotel, so there's a lot of fooling around going on. Also appearing are Brooke West, Mai Lin, Dhaije Taan, Bonnie Holiday, Blair Harris, David Morris, Holly Page, Harmony, Nikki Anderson. If you like features from that era, check it out. The story is preposterous (as most are) but it's fun, Annette Haven was in her prime, and the soundtrack features some cool jazz to break up the monotony of crap porn rock. No anal, no cream pies, no pile-drivers, and definitely no condoms. But if you like your porn laid back and easy going, and it looks like the performers are actually having some fun, it's worth seeing.
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Boxcover for Insatiable (30th Anniversary Edition)
Insatiable (30th Anniversary Edition) 

Release date: 10/14/2009
Reviewed on: 2/21/2010

Starring: John Holmes, Marilyn Chambers, John Leslie, Jessie St. James, Serena, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, Mike Ranger, Joan Turner, Robert Pennard
Studio: Dynasty Group Distribution

Directed by: Godfrey Daniels
Review brief: A true classic, and possibly the best porn movie ever made, gets a first-class transfer onto DVD. Besides being erotic, beautifully shot and edited, you get a quality video transfer, clean sound, many chapters, and real special extras: two audio commentary tracks, plus an interview and an original trailer. This is the single best Porn DVD I've seen, and I'm not even a big Marilyn Chambers fan.
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Boxcover for Flipside (Cal Vista Classics)
Flipside (Cal Vista Classics) 

Release date: 12/8/2009
Reviewed on: 2/12/2010

Starring: Josey Duval, Johnny Nineteen, Lotta Topp, Tasha Voux, Josey Duvall, Millie Sutton, Diane Balsam, Patrice Trudiean, Jeremy Kane
Studio: Cal Vista Classics

Directed by: Jack Genero
Review brief: A feature from the "classic" (1985) era of porn. Basically a collection of standard porn faire connected together by a slender thread of forgettable plot. The actresses are pretty and natural looking, outside of Lotta Topp, a softbodied redhead with huge boobs and possibly the largest clit in porn. Outside of her scene, it's all pretty much the same old same old, with a mediocre video transfer and irritating sound. Unless you're a fan of this era or a particular performer, this is probably best forgotten.
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Boxcover for Indecent Radio
Indecent Radio 

Release date: 8/1/2006
Reviewed on: 9/4/2006

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Alex Sanders, Evan Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Eric Masterson, Van Damage, Anna Mills, Devon Michaels, Seth Dickens, Holly Wellin, Jenna Presley
Studio: Wicked

Directed by: Jace Rocker
Review brief: Originally I thought this was a feature, but it's really five scenes linked by the thread of a radio talk show host (Devon Michaels) taking calls and telling stories. I never really understood the need to link these things--either you need a full-blown plot or just give me a compilation. But whatever. The acting sucks, so there's not really much left except the sex. Five scenes, three are boy/girl, two are two guys and one girl. Devon is featured in one of each. In scene one a cowboy train robber (!) boffs the one passenger in the car, Anna Mills. Scene two has Devon stopping off in the middle of nowhere to relieve herself, and get porked by a farm hand on the trunk of her car. Scene three has a girl getting it from two service men. Scene four has something to do with a haunted house, and scene five is Devon taking on two guys in the radio station studio. Pretty vanilla sex--vaginal in a various positions, oral, a little pussy-licking, but that's it. No anal (that I saw), no masturbation, no toys, and even though Devon has huge tits, they pretty much go to waste here.
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Boxcover for Vista Valley P.T.A. (NuTech)
Vista Valley P.T.A. (NuTech) 

Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 8/21/2005

Starring: Jamie Gillis, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Jessie St. James, Juliet Anderson, Shirley Wood, Dewey Alexander, Desiree West, Lottie Hayworth, Dorothy LeMay, George Spelvin, Aaron Stuart
Studio: NuTech

Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: Vaguely based on the popular song of the time, "Harper Valley PTA," this old-school movie-with-a-plot is about a new teacher (Jessie St. James) and the students and parents of Vista Valley High School. Forget the plot, because like most porn movies it's just a method of setting scenes and it's pretty worthless. The real attraction of this movie is its stars, which reads like a who's who of porn circa 1980. Jessie St. James, Dorothy LeMay (credited on screen as Lexmax), Juliett Anderson, Kay Parker (on screen as Kay Taylor) Jamie Gillis and John Leslie are all in their prime. By modern standards the scenes are often missing something--the camera doesn't get every little thing the way it does now, and a lot of scenes seem shorter than one might expect. Almost everyone gets only one sex-scene in the movie, including Kay and Juliett, who would become two of porn's biggest stars, and Jessie St. James, the star of the movie. The DVD itself is no-frills. It divides the movie into six chapters, so expect a lot of fast-forwarding if you want to see something in particular.
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