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Devon Stripped 

Release date: 6/28/2002
Reviewed on: 9/1/2002

Starring: Julian, Ginger Lynn, Nakita Kash, April, Devon, Daniella Rush, Holly Hollywood, Herschel Savage, Monica Mayhem, Monica Sweetheart
Studio: Digital Playground

Directed by: Nic Andrews
Review brief: Based On A True Story,so was Showgirls come to think of it but anyway Opening shot of Devon hey isn't that Michael Jackson's nose??? Devon wakes up and goes on some auditions and either is rejected or walks out. Devon goes home to Barrett B. after a long day of hitting the road and he suggests a movie and take-out Devon & Barrett B Before you can say "hey where's the pizza dude" Barrett and Devon are in the bedroom. Barrett slowly undresses Devon and goes down on her. Devon then returns the favor. Doggy Style. Barrett then pops on Devon's stomach. Nice couples scene and pretty stylish but damn that music overpowered the moans and groans. Devon and the legendary Ginger Lynn fold laundry and discuss Devon's financial woes. Ginger tries and goes for the Best Supporting Actress Oscar , by emoting that stripping is a good way to make money. Later that night Devon goes to see Ginger at the club she is working at, and is surprised to see Ginger is the main attraction there [and let me say Ginger still has a great body].
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Vengeance (Wicked) 

Release date: 2/23/2001
Reviewed on: 8/19/2002

Starring: Kylie Ireland, Serenity, Chris Cannon, Jewel De'Nyle, Gwen Summers, Lee Stone
Studio: Wicked

Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: This is a must have dvd set in the time of the Witch trials around late 1600's and modern day Serenity plays a troubled woman who has dreams about a previous life as a witch Serenity and Chris Cannon 1600's, Oh boy thats one lame moustache and goatee on Chris. Chris goes down on Serenity, who really seems to be enjoying it, flash foward to modern day Serenity is playing with herself in the bath, man check out how hard Serenity is going at herself. 1600's Serenity is giving head to Chris who then pop's on her face Gwen Summers, Serenity, Kylie Ireland and Jewel De'Nyle Jewel goes down on Serenity. Serenity goes down on Jewel. Kylie sits on Gwen's face Jewel licks Gwen while Kylie uses an eggplant on Serenity. Serenity and Gwen suck on a cucumber and Jewel uses a cob of corn between Serenity's breasts Good girl/girl/girl/girl scene Jewel and Lee Stone Set in both 1600's and modern time Lee goes down on Jewel, then Jewel rides Lee. 1600's Lee is screwing Jewel who is making pagan grunting noises, hmmm I didn't know they had condoms back then.
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Rehearsal, The 

Release date: 6/27/2000
Reviewed on: 8/11/2002

Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Mark Davis, Debi Diamond, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Rocco Siffredi, Dick Nasty, Brittany O'Connell, Traci Prince, Angella Faith, Lydia Chanel, Cody O'Conner, Shelene
Studio: VCA

Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: The Rehearsal Everyone's wondered what it would be like to put together an X-rated feature...especially a John Leslie production. Now, Leslie himself takes you behind the scenes to prove once and for all that practice makes perfect. Join an all-star cast of the hottest talent for this hilariously erotic expose! Making an adult video isn't easy...but it sure is fun! Opens with John Leslie and Jamie Gillis watching a woman named Carmen on a monitor Rocco Siffredi & Cody O'Conner Average scene intercutting with shots of the cast at a table looking bored, reading the script, smoking and poor Tom Byron picking his fingernails. Rocco sure likes a butt in his face. Sex on a sidetable and then on a couch. Rocco blows on Cody's face. Hmmm why does an Italian got a character name like Julio Script reading and some inane banter at the table to pad out this film Tom Byron, Traci Prince & Brittany O'Connell Brittany sits on Traci's face while giving oral to Tom. Tom enters Traci.
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Raven (Vivid) 

Release date: 2/11/2002
Reviewed on: 8/4/2002

Starring: Ian Daniels, Bobby Vitale, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Chris Cannon, Pat Myne, Cheyenne Silver, Dillion Day, Rafe, Lee Stone, Felicia Fox, Logan LaBrent, Dru Berrymore
Studio: Vivid

Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: Ok briefly the story is about Cheyenne being neglected at home by Pat Myne [the ugliest man in porn, well one of them] so she goes to a bar and gets her rocks off Scene blow by blow Dru Berrymore and Rafe Hmm Dru looks nothing like her namesake in my opinion, Cheyenne watches and leaves before the money shot Cheyenne leaves her purse behind and returns the next day to watch... Logan La Brent, Dillon Day and Lee Stone Not a bad scene probably the best of the film, Logan's breasts are huge if you are into that thing Cheyenne and Chris Cannon Average scene with a little heat between the couple makes this worth watching Cheyenne returns to the bar again the next day Cheyenne, Kylie Stone Steve Hatcher and Ian Daniels Cheyenne gives oral to these guys and they pop on her breasts, man do these dude's look ugly I hope Cheyenne was paid BIG BUCKS for blowing these guys Finally Pat Myne comes to the bar after following Cheyenne all day to see her and Felica Fox blowing Bobby Vitale Cheynne and Pat Myne/ Felicia Fox and Bobby Vitale Poor scene and again, I hope Cheyenne was paid
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Boxcover for Hanky Panky
Hanky Panky 

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/23/2002

Starring: Tom Byron, Julian, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, Tye, Candy Apples, T.J. Hart, Melanie Stone, Jonathan Morgan, Shyla Foxxx, Janis Jones
Studio: Metro

Directed by: Jace Rocker
Review brief: Wow, what can I say this happens to be one of my fave porn films of all time It has humour, a story, laughs, gorgeous women why the only thing missing was me but anyway ..... Film starts off with Julian, as a judge [with a pierced tongue no less!!!] taking on both Melaine Stone and Janis Jones Flashback to Jonathon Morgan and Tina Tyler in a hot scene and the set-up for the blackmail plot Hmm I wonder if I had sex with Tina Tyler I could blackmail her into being an Australian :) Next scene is also good with Tommy Byron and Shyla Foxxx Then the scene that lets this film down in my opinion, the all girl scene with Tina, Candy Apples and T.J Hart. Mark Davis plays a detective who Shyla gets to spy on Tom Byron great sex scene again After some more hijinxs where Tina goes to confront Jonathon Morgan, Shyla enters carrying an axe and chases Tom and Jonathon out of the house Tye [who plays Johnathon's wife] then decides to hook up with Julian and another great sex scene Look just stop reading and order this dvd as it is a must buy I have 2 complaints I would of liked to of seen
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Boxcover for White Angel
White Angel 

Release date: 6/2/2000
Reviewed on: 7/19/2002

Starring: Brick Majors, Ruby, Julian, Leanni Lei, Stacy Valentine, Charlie, Kimberly Jade, Candy Apples, Laura Palmer, J.J. Michaels, Flower, John West, Paris Blue, Reyna Via, Kalani, Herschel Savage
Studio: Metro

Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: Welcome back to another GattMan review White Angel starts off with what looks to be a perfume ad and then after the opening credits kicks off Stacy and Anthony Crane talk and then flashback to Stacy as another character all together as she takes on 2 Japanese guys who turn out to be J.J Michaels and John West [its the fish that John West rejects that makes John West the best, or so the TV ad went for the sea food company] Average scene with Stacy getting a face pop from both men More plot exposition from Stacy and Anthony hmm smell the storyline Chloe dances for Anthony, Hershel Savage and Michael J. Cox, Anthony excuses himself and Chloe takes on Savage and Cox ending in a facial.
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Boxcover for Ultimate Firsts
Ultimate Firsts 

Release date: 9/10/2001
Reviewed on: 5/8/2002

Starring: Jeanna Fine, Brittany Andrews, Julia Ann, Jenteal, Vivian, Nicolette, Carli, Taylor St. Clair, Jenna Jameson, Ashton Moore, Tera Patrick, Crystal Gold, Ginger Hill, jessica drake, Valentine, Skylar Knight, Angela Austin
Studio: Adam & Eve

Review brief: Jenna Jameson from Elements Of Desire Jenna and Draghixa in a tastefully shot girl/girl scene, it looks like a x-rated TV ad though Julia Ann from Elements Of Desire Aaron Colt drinks champagne while watching Julia dance for him intercutting with a woman dancing on a beach with flames surrounding her. Oral from Julia then doggie, boy is this dull, again shot like it was a TV ad. Elements Of Desire must be a bad film as Mr T would say "I pity the fool..." Tara Patrick from Caribbean Undercover Oh boy, an anal scene. Tara kinda looks like Teri Hatcher not a bad clip but boy is Anthony Crane ugly Jessica Drake from Fire And Ice The highlight of the dvd so far Jessica, Evan Stone and Vivian Valentine in a 3 way Crystal Gold from Palace Of Pleasure Basically an oral scene between Crystal and Steven St.
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Boxcover for Playtime
Playtime 

Release date: 12/4/2000
Reviewed on: 4/30/2002

Starring: Brittany Andrews, Nikki Tyler, Mark Davis, Colt Steele, Jon Dough, Crayola Blue
Studio: Vivid Wave

Review brief: Cast : Nikki Tyler, Brittany Andrews, Stacy Valentine, Crayola Blue, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Jon Dough, Tom Byron & Colt Steele. Opens with Stacy waking up [at 4.26am!!!!!], cut to Nikki and Colt. Nikki starts with some oral then a 69, [her feet must be cold as she is wearing socks] which leads to a reverse cowgirl. Hey how did Colt get that condom on, ahh the magic of time lapse photography.Finaly the scene ends with some doggie. While Colt came I thought don't pop on Nikki's tattoo on her ass [Rating 6/10] Stacy in the kitchen reading the newspaper. Its now 6.37am, Colt has to go to the airport to play in Seattle. Colt suprises Stacy and leaves. Stacy fawns over Colt while talking to Nikki. Brittany arrives and they make a pact to lay a guy within a week and to audio record it as proof, Stacy takes the bet. Jon Dough plays a used car salesman who takes on Crayola Blue, they meet at a hotel, room #7. The 7 looks like two pieces of tape, its a very odd shaped 7. Oral and more tattoo's on Crayola ewww her clit is pierced thats two red cards against her.
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