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Big Titty Woman 

Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006

Starring: Jerry, Tony T., Cheyne Collins, Alexis Amore, Katie Morgan, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Sascha, Eva Angelina, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Richard Kline, Jay Huntington, Nadia Hilton
Studio: VCA

Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Martin Del Toro should not be allowed to direct another video until he goes back to film school. He takes a perfectly good concept, hot big titted women, and completely blows it as far as Im concerned. Half of this video is shot in a diagonal angle instead of straight on and he does not hold any shot for more than 30 seconds the camera shot constantly jumping around. In addition, for some reason Martin feels that viewers like to watch porn through an obscured lens. In every scene, the girl spits on the camera lens a minimum of 5 times. In most cases we are also treated to sound effects of the girl spitting on the camera. Kind of like the sounds heard in the fight scenes in a Rocky movie. You know, when Rocky is hitting Apollo Creed in slow motion and hear the impact of the punch on the skull. This is all very amusing considering that Del Toro had the following comment to say in a recent press release. "I love to get these girls all fired up for some rougher sex.
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D.O.A. 

Release date: 10/15/2005
Reviewed on: 11/30/2005

Starring: Timber, Trent Tesoro, Mark Zane, Paris Gables, Chris Justice
Studio: Extreme Associates

Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: D.O.A. MOVIE TYPE: Plot themed 2 Hours 18 minutes DIRECTOR: Lizzy Borden THEMES: Celebrities, Suicides CONDOMS: None Noted Date of Release: 10/05 Date of Production: 9/15/05 STARS: Paris Gables, Timber, Alias, Chris Justice, and Trent Tesoro REVIEW- The name D.O.A. is an appropriate name for this DVD as it fits. I was really looking forward to a disc that features 6 scenes with the very lovely Heather Gables. For some reason she now goes by the name of Paris Gables, but that is beside the point. This disc is a complete waste of time, Paris Gables not withstanding. In addition, the front cover of the disc shows Paris pretty face covered with cum. The photo is complete doctored, as there are no scenes on the disc showing Paris with that much cum on her face. Scene 1: The feature starts out with Paris driving in a warehouse complex. She stops to pick up a hitchhiker. When the hitchhiker asks what she is doing, she replies that she is driving around picking up boys, and some more really lame porn dialogue.
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