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Boxcover for Hood Hoppin' 4
Hood Hoppin' 4 

Release date: 9/26/2005
Reviewed on: 2/21/2006

Starring: Valentino, Wesley Pipes, Sledge Hammer, L.T., Jazmine Cashmere, Kandi Kream, Olivia Winters, Eve Mayfair, Aleia Tyler
Studio: Rodnievision

Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: The SagaThe Cobra has struck again! This Jewel, Jordan has ventured to the deep dark side of the force where Black on Black sack attacks are the law of the land. Personally, Im not sure how much money is in all ebony erotica, but when this cat shoots, its like Beggars Canyon back home. Aleia TylerJust looking at this girl will get you half dizzy, and then some voice like Old Ben from beyond says, Unbelievable. Unbelievable indeed. This flawless beauty is about 98 pounds, but 25 of that has to be tits and ass. I dont know how this fine black bitch ran up on the porn game, but somebody circle her camp and make sure she doesnt get away. This female was a Hood Ridah. She saddled up and went for the Kentucky Crown. She rode so hard dat this nyucka was slobbin on himself looking like he was the poster boy for Jerry Lewis. This joint was blazin from jump, and it had my full attention focused. Jasmine CashmereAt 1st glance, this Mochohantas looked like a watered down Ice DAngelo.
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Boxcover for In Da White Booty
In Da White Booty 

Release date: 4/4/2005
Reviewed on: 11/10/2005

Starring: Bamboo, Nomi, Sledge Hammer, L.T., K.K., Candi Apple, Trina Michaels, Nat Turnher, Katja Kassin
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures

Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Who the fuck is Jordan Septo. Has anybody heard of this guy. He has got to be the Luke Skywalker of Porn. Hes a hard workin muthafucka whos daddy has to be Buttman from the Evil Empire, cause his shit is just that good. He wields his camera like a Lightsaber and puts women in positions tighter than The Millennium Falcon. Trina Michaels. For those of you that dont know. This girl love black cock. Se has a decent figure and does every last possible bit of screen filth that makes you a star. Paired with Trina is IRs new sheriff. Nat Underground Railroad Turner. Hes reppin for the black man, but nigga, whatdup with the tighty whiteys? Little Miss Muffet, sat on Nats Tuffet, but before she did she sucked him something wonderful. She slurped burped and gobbled him down like it was her favorite lolli. After good head youd think that one might reciprocate. At a minimum youd think that good lovin was en route. Not this nuck. Nat flipped this big titty broad over and went to work Ass Mining.
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