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Asian Fucking Nation 3 

Release date: 1/26/2009
Reviewed on: 2/8/2009

Starring: Jeremy Steele, John West, Chris Charming, Voodoo, Claudio Meloni, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kianna Dior, Chris Johnson, Anthony Rosano, Mike Hash, Steve James, Winston Burbank, Marco Banderas, Tia Ling, Jack Fountain, Jandi Lin, Jessica Bangkok, Lana Violet, Asa Akira, London Keyes
Studio: Evil Angel

Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: The best of the best. That’s what Darkko has assembled for his latest Asian-themed feature. Don’t believe me? Ask yourself if there is an Asian girl working that you’d like to see in this movie that isn’t included…that’s what I thought. Jonni even managed to take things a step further by somehow getting the busty and legendary Kianna Dior to appear.
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Naughty Cheerleaders Club, The 

Release date: 12/15/2008
Reviewed on: 1/25/2009

Starring: Anthony Rosano, Tony De Sergio, Alex Gonz, Johnny Castle, Ashlynn Brooke, Alexis Texas, Cassandra Calogera, Rocco Reed, Sadie West, Dani Jensen
Studio: New Sensations

Directed by: Eddie Powell
Review brief: "Give me a "F!" Give me a "U!" Give me a "C!" Give me a "K!" What do we do? Fuck, fuck, fuck! That's right, folks! We've got the baddest squad in town, and they can't wait to get down. Cassandra Calogera, Ashlynn Brooke, Alexis Texas, Sadie West, and Dani Jensen are here and ready to cheer on your hard-on. These cheerleaders are dripping wet and starving for cock. So get your act together, because they're about to rock your socks off all night long!"
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Cheating Wives Tales 12 

Release date: 12/22/2008
Reviewed on: 1/5/2009

Starring: Lisa, Brittany O'Connell, Tony De Sergio, Marco Banderas, Mikey Butders, Lucky Benton, Amber Lynn Bach, Anya Wood
Studio: New Sensations

Review brief: If your wife is cheating, then we'll be sure to give her pussy a good beating! This hot & horny cast is full of sexy MILFs, and they're yearning for a good hard fuck. Amber Lynn Bach, Lisa, Anya Wood, Lucky Benton, and Brittany O'Connell are this episode's lucky MILFs that are going to get a cunt full of cock and balls. Their pussies are bubbling with excitement, because they haven't been fucked like this in years!
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Poolside Pussy (Vouyer Media) 

Release date: 12/2/2008
Reviewed on: 12/24/2008

Starring: Jerry, Sascha, Anthony Rosano, Marco Banderas, Abbey Brooks, Kristina Rose, Bridgette B., Katie Cummings, London Keyes
Studio: Vouyer Media

Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Van Styles is back and he brought his dolly with him to provide more trend-setting and fantastic tease sequences, this time using waterfalls and huge pools as the backdrop for his unique brand of action.
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Big Pretty Titties 3 

Release date: 6/3/2008
Reviewed on: 10/4/2008

Starring: Mark Wood, Kristal Summers, Anthony Hardwood, Jessica Lynn, Ricki White, Kelly Divine, Allie Foster
Studio: Exquisite

Directed by: Dr. Feelgood
Review brief: The title tells you what you're gong to get and it should come as no surprise that Mark Wood and Francesca Le' deliver exactly what they set out to with an enthusiastic and good-looking cast that has a perfect balance of semi-new and very, very new with a mature treat thrown in the middle. A little something for everyone and big pretty titties for all.
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Souled Out 2 

Release date: 9/2/2008
Reviewed on: 9/28/2008

Starring: Mr. Marcus, Jack Napier, Justin Long, Rico Strong, Sindee Jennings, Jon Jon, Naomi Cruz, Kelly Divine, Emma Heart, Chayse Evans
Studio: Vouyer Media

Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Souled Out 2's goal, hot sex featuring black men with white girls, is executed with great skill as always and succeeds on every level even without the inclusion of anal sex. The cast is top-notch, the male talent more-than-capable and the camerawork exemplary.
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Discovering Alexis Texas 

Release date: 2/27/2008
Reviewed on: 9/9/2008

Starring: Nina Hartley, Daniel, Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Scott Lyons, Belladonna, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Alexis Texas
Studio: Evil Angel

Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: Discovering Alexis Texas transports us to a bizarre alternate reality where Alexis isn't yet the 22-year old veteran of the adult industry she is today but rather cast as a young and naïve new kid on the block who hasn't even given her first blowjob. Spurred forward by the guiding hand of perhaps one of the greatest onscreen mentors possible (Belladonna appears in two of the five trysts with Texas) Alexis has bloomed, blossomed and emerges fully formed by movie’s end, having completed a slew of personal firsts: three man blowbang, girl/girl/boy, boy/boy/girl and girl/girl. A true "discovery", indeed. Be the judge and witness her excellent performance maturation for yourself.
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Diggin' In The Gapes 

Release date: 8/20/2008
Reviewed on: 8/24/2008

Starring: Jerry, Sascha, Harmony Rose, Marco Banderas, Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr, Claire Dames, Jandi Lin
Studio: Vouyer Media

Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: DIGGIN' IN THE GAPES is Van Styles' best and most complete work to date. It features an all-star cast from top to bottom a virtual who's who of the industrys most enthusiastic, depraved and morally-bankrupt performers. This line-up of backdoor bandits seem genuinely up for the gaping task set before them which should make for five fervent forays into fornication. For those of you who are hopeless gape junkies, Van Styles happily manufactures your drug of choice.
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Fetish Fucks 3 

Release date: 7/15/2008
Reviewed on: 8/2/2008

Starring: Lily Paige, Chayse Evans, Asa Akira, Madison Ivy, Myka Rain
Studio: Vouyer Media

Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Van Styles still excels at doing the things that make a scene hot: highlighting the women in a way most flattering to them and providing amazing camerawork that always seems to almost intrinsically capture the best angle for what the viewer should be seeing and wants to see, knowing where to hold it and how long to maximize its strokeability. Featuring a rare b/g outing with Lily Paige, an off-the-hook two-on-one with Chayse Evans and one of the single places you can see the most promising porno prospect of 2008, Asa Akira, (not to mention hilarious BTS and a bonus bj with cutie Reagan Maddux) frankly you’d be a fool to overlook this release.
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Annette Schwarz Is Slutwoman 2 

Release date: 4/15/2008
Reviewed on: 7/6/2008

Starring: Steve Holmes, Kimberly Kane, Annette Schwarz
Studio: Elegant Angel

Directed by: Mason
Review brief: "I adore you so much. You're so special to me and I wanted this day to be very special for you. You've had the most profound impact on my life." - Elegant Angel director Mason, fighting back tears, to performer Annette Schwarz
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Belladonna: Manhandled 3 

Release date: 5/28/2008
Reviewed on: 6/8/2008

Starring: John Strong, Tony T., Steve Holmes, Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Mr. Pete, Gianna, Harmony Rose, James Deen, Brianna Love, Aiden Starr, Lexi Belle, Alan Stafford
Studio: Evil Angel

Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: With a title like MANHANDLED one need not ponder long what type of sex is on the menu in Belladonna's latest vision. Notable swordsmen and frequent Belladonna co-collaborators Tony T, James Deen, Mr. Pete, Steve Holmes and John Strong all carry out various villainous violations on their vivacious victims which include Harmony, Brianna Love, Lexi Belle, Gianna and Kimberly Kane, respectively.
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Young Latin Ass 5 

Release date: 2/18/2008
Reviewed on: 5/4/2008

Starring: Jerry, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Mikayla, James Deen, Alexis Love, Veronique Vega, Paige Taylor
Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Van Styles latest ode to women with south of the border roots and a penchant for the passionate. The mere cover alone, featuring the asses of Mikayla and Paige Taylor, had me salivating and that was before I even saw that fan-favorites Alexis Love and Veronique Vega were involved. With all these sassy senoritas in a single package, its a wonder I found the time to type at all.
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Filthy & Violated Francesca Le 

Release date: 4/1/2008
Reviewed on: 4/23/2008

Starring: Francesca Le, Annette Schwarz, Carolyn Reese
Studio: Exquisite

Directed by: Dr. Feelgood
Review brief: Nina Hartley. Vanessa Del Rio. ...Francesca Le? Thats right. Francesca Le has secured her legacy as one of the all-time greats and has earned the right to be mentioned alongside those previous names. Your guess is as good as mine as to how this tsunami of swagger has repeatedly brushed off the cold hand of Father Time. This man-eating sex tornado, spawned in the hellfires of LA, isn't supposed to provide us the same thrills at her age. Shes not supposed to give us the same rush. But she does. Always will. And if thats not a reason to watch this wanton wunderkind, I dont know what is.
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Fetish Fucks 2 

Release date: 2/18/2008
Reviewed on: 4/10/2008

Starring: Jenna Haze, Gianna, Mikayla, Joanna Angel, Riley Mason, Rachel Starr, Alexis Texas
Studio: Vouyer Media

Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: His exclusive ties to Hustler and the Larry Flynt empire officially severed, Van Styles' FETISH FUCKS 2 arrives under the VOUYER MEDIA imprint and blows away any "pretty girl" movie he's ever done elsewhere and his work finally presented in a fashion befitting his eye for talent and direction. Vouyer Media favorite Alexis Texas starts things off with a bang, the Cowgirl of Cowgirl Rachel Starr drops by, as does voluptuous veteran Gianna. The backend sees lusty Latina Mikayla and finally superstar Jenna Haze appear, Haze in an anal scene.
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Big Wet Tits 6 (Elegant Angel) 

Release date: 2/19/2008
Reviewed on: 3/23/2008

Starring: Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Anthony Rosano, Carmella Bing, Jayden Jaymes, Abbey Brooks, Evie Delatosso, Cassandra Calogera
Studio: Elegant Angel

Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Big Wet Tits has, in the last three installments, become a franchise nearly impossible to ignore. Everything that William H. has done to make Big Wet Asses a perennial AVN award-winning series and fan favorite he has applied here and -- surprise, surprise -- it works just as well. Bill provides lots of oil, plenty of pairs of fat, juicy tits and tease montages thatd shame the average music video director. Blonde belle Abbey Brooks, a resurfacing Jayden James, lusty Latina Evie Delatosso, high maintenance hussy Carmella Bing and one of adults newest carnal cock sockets, Cassandra Calogera star.
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Azz Fest 6 

Release date: 2/12/2008
Reviewed on: 3/10/2008

Starring: Jerry, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Brianna Love, Jenny Hendrix, Dana DeArmond, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose
Studio: Ethnicity FIlms

Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: When compared to the previous five installments, AZZ FEST 6 represents a new age in porn making and a decidedly different approach. 2008 brings us a new type of performer, a different standard for performances and even the directors themselves have changed. Van Styles is no exception. The way this Azz Fest is shot differs greatly from the great early installments but it is no less satisfying. Its very much the same but also better, if that makes any sense. It feels like an update or a new twist on an old subject; a shiny new paintjob on an old and reliable classic. And while "new" is all fine and good, you simply cant beat a classic. Dont worry, Van Styles is still makinem just like he used to. Starring Brianna Love, Alexis Texas, Jenny Hendrix, Kristina Rose & Dana DeArmond.
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E For Eva 

Release date: 1/9/2008
Reviewed on: 2/18/2008

Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Voodoo, Eva Angelina, Nadia Styles, Sammie Rhodes, Audrey Bitoni
Studio: Evil Angel

Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Gonzo's current reigning king on the strength his significantly superior technical skills, which are constantly and consistently improving, Darkko became Eva's Svengali and the man who would provide her shot at immediate redemption. A sneak peek at Jonni's latest "alphabet" film hit the 'net on November 29, 2007 with the full trailer following shortly thereafter on December 12th. Indubitably stamped with the poise, precision and patience we've come to expect from Darkko behind the camera, Angelina, alternately portraying both predator and prey, tore through each part of the preview, seemingly in seek-and-destroy mode throughout, going for the kill in every scene. Once the Eva-lution contingent caught wind of this, anticipation grew out of control. But along with great buzz comes tremendous pressure to produce. Rest assured, E FOR EVA delivers.
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N' 2 Deep 

Release date: 12/19/2007
Reviewed on: 2/9/2008

Starring: August, Jenna Haze, Charley Chase, Maya Hills, Aiden Starr, Lorena Sanchez, Annette Schwarz, Dana DeArmond, Alexa Benson, Tristan Kingsley, Ginger Blaze
Studio: Vouyer Media

Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: This movie is five scenes "deep" and while I’m not opposed to seeing the Aiden Starr/ Tristan Kingsley or Charley Chase (who I really, REALLY like)/Alexa Benson pairings, I’m more concerned with the other three mega-monumental scenes. I’m detailing those and if you buy this title (which I’m sure you will after seeing what follows) you can draw your own conclusions about the newbies. Right now, it’s all about...
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Asian Fucking Nation 2 

Release date: 10/10/2007
Reviewed on: 1/20/2008

Starring: Jeremy Steele, Chris Charming, Asia, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Ashley, Lucy Lee, Nautica Thorn, Evelyn Lin, Jasmine Leih
Studio: Evil Angel

Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Who's afraid of Jonni Darkko? If you've ever picked up a camera and dared to have the word director put next to your name, then I guess you should be. For seemingly countless years now, Darkkos clear, crisp and captivating camerawork has more or less defined this generation of gonzo shooters. Nothing less than an artist behind his apparatus with an undeniable flair for highlighting his talents' strengths and cleverly masking their weaknesses, Jonni has consistently put together some of the most eye-catchingly beautiful and simultaneously strokable porn of the new millennium, culminating with his most recent release, E for Eva. If porn truly has a king, Jonni Darkko holds the title and Asian Fucking Nation 2 stands as yet another perfect example of how his belt and well-deserved reputation was won.
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Massive Asses 2 

Release date: 12/27/2007
Reviewed on: 12/29/2007

Starring: Pinky, Jenny Hendrix, Annette Schwarz, Rosario Stone, Kelly Divine
Studio: Elegant Angel

Directed by: Sam No
Review brief: This second installment of Sam Nos Massive Asses may lack the star power of the first but ends up succeeding where its predecessor did not by having flat-out hotter sex. It seems as if using a pseudonym to direct under put our Sam No on trial in the court of public opinion but theres nothing like turning in a great fuck flick to sway the verdict. Covergirl and the newest crown princess of porn Jenny Hendrix delivers indubitably. Culling other cast members from all corners of the globe, Sam also gives us standout scenes from the likes of Germanys own Annette Schwarz and a South of the Border treat in Rosario Stone. Adult everywoman Kelly Devine shows she has what it takes to stand tall amongst her peers before No drops us off in the hood with Pinky, far and away the most massive ass in this offering. A porn fan could scarcely ask for more.
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Super Hot Moms 2 

Release date: 9/24/2007
Reviewed on: 12/23/2007

Starring: Mark Wood, Steven French, Donna Doll, Kitty Caulfield, Lauren Vaughn, Priscilla Sin, Jay Rae
Studio: Exquisite

Directed by: Dr. Feelgood
Review brief: "Dr. Feelgood" is back with more SUPER HOT MOMS! Every mature morsel is delectable and delicious starting with prototypical soccer mom-type, the smooth and soft Jay Rae. Gothy and busty Priscilla Sin is another long dark-haired piece of ass who gets off on Mark Wood's tool. Two redheaded newbies find their way into the cast in the form of sulty, hot-as-hell Lauren Vaughn and slutty Kitty Caulfield. An exotic mix of Italian and Brazilian genes, Donna Doll is always a welcome addition and takes it in her ass from Steven French.
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Annette Schwarz is Slutwoman 

Release date: 9/25/2007
Reviewed on: 11/24/2007

Starring: Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Sandra Romain, Annette Schwarz
Studio: Elegant Angel

Directed by: Mason
Review brief: Annette Schwarz is spot-on in her assessment of the expectations placed and she and Mason for this film. The two make quite the naughty duo and exhibit a fun chemistry together. Mason herself becomes a character of sorts during this escapade, sometimes acting on Annette’s behalf, posing the questions that perhaps Schwarz has likely refused to ask herself and also managing to be the devil on Schwarz’s shoulder, voicing what Annette won’t and requesting when and what Annette at times simply can not. Annette, through her unabashedly freaky sex scenes and her candid and frank answers about her sexuality, lays her soul bare and what we find at the core is a woman who is the ultimate contradiction: someone who manages to be a dominating force through her acts of willful submission.
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Brianna Love is Buttwoman 

Release date: 9/18/2007
Reviewed on: 10/24/2007

Starring: Jada Fire, Brianna Love, Sunny Lane, Carmella Bing
Studio: Elegant Angel

Directed by: William H. Nutsack, Sam No
Review brief: After many successful years training his lens on fantastic female rear ends in his BIG WET ASSES series, who better to resurrect the legendary BUTTWOMAN line than William H? Snagging the industry's most dynamic and backside-blessed talent, fan-favorite Brianna Love and a timely assist from fellow butt-lover MASSIVE ASSES director Sam No, Bill concocts five scenes worthy standing alongside the likes of Tianna, Tiffany Mynx, Belladonna and Lauren Phoenix's individual opuses in adult history. Sunny Lane, Jada Fire and Carmella Bing all drop by to participate in the festivities.
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Ass Appeal 5 

Release date: 7/17/2007
Reviewed on: 10/8/2007

Starring: Jemeni, Sunny Lane, Sophie Dee, Kapri Styles, Memphis Monroe
Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: After nearly a year since the last installment, Van Styles and Hustler bring us the fifth volume of ASS APPEAL. Sophie Dee's DP in the finale may be the best of the bunch but Kapri Styles' (no relation) is a close second, giving Mark Ashley all he can handle one-on-one. Sunny Lane starts things off on the right foot, also with Ashley, solidifying her well-deserved rep as a go-to gal and fan favorite. Jemeni also turns in a rare anal performance.
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Big Wet Asses 11 

Release date: 5/15/2007
Reviewed on: 9/11/2007

Starring: John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Sativa Rose, Anthony Rosano, Brianna Love, Julia Bond, Maya Hills, Annette Schwarz, Cody Lane
Studio: Elegant Angel

Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: You already know the drill: Sexy girls. Lots of ass. And lots of oil. Big Wet Asses 11 features comeback kid covergirl and Elegant Angel's new Buttwoman, Brianna Love as well as their new Slutwoman, Annette Schwarz. Keeping things fresh are Maya Hills and Cody Lane while vet Sativa Rose sizzles in the finale. Perennial fan-favorite Julia Bond engages in a rare anal scene, bringing the count to a total of six amazing scenes of big, wet greatness.
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