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Molly's Life 2 

Release date: 10/6/2009
Reviewed on: 12/24/2009

Starring: Celeste Star, Jana Jordan, Georgia Jones, Alyssa Reece, Eva Ellington, Ashley Jane, Katie Kayne, Gracie Glam, Molly Cavalli
Studio: Muffia

Review brief: This movie is similar to the We All Live Together series. So if you like those, youll probably like this one. Molly is a pretty bottle blonde with a nice tan, a nice body and big fake boobs. Im not a fan of fake boobs but Mollys are nice. What is even better is that all the other girls in the cast are naturally good looking and A-List lesbian porn stars. The filming is done on a hand held camera with a female camerawoman. She talks through the scenes but she is not very intrusive. The sex scenes have only about 20 minutes of sex. The sex part of the scenes are the average length for a movie and there is six of them which is better than average. There are also two scenes with three girls. Molly is in all six scenes so how much you like Molly will probably be the main factor in how much you like the movie. However, all the other girls are pretty nice looking.
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Amateur Angels 22 (Adam & Eve) 

Release date: 5/19/2009
Reviewed on: 12/19/2009

Starring: Christian XXX, Tommy Gunn, Cheyne Collins, Barrett Blade, Chase Taylor, Jayme Langford, Kiara Diane, Jasmine Jolie, Pepper Fox, Capri Anderson
Studio: Adam & Eve

Directed by: David Lord
Review brief: I always appreciate seeing new faces and thats what this series is about. Except for Jayme and Capri I havent seen any of these girls before. All of the girls are young and except for Jayme they each have done less than ten scenes. The cast is pretty and the sex is pretty vanilla. There are a ton of extras that makes this movie a good value. Overall: B-
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Finger Licking Good 7 

Release date: 10/27/2009
Reviewed on: 12/17/2009

Starring: Tori Black, Avy Scott, Tiffany Tyler, Zoe Britton, Louisa Lanewood, Brynn Tyler, Ashli Orion, Sadie West, Alyssa Reece, Dani Jensen
Studio: 3rd Degree

Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Ive liked all the movies in this series. This one is one of the best. There are five scenes with ten of the most popular and beautiful starlets today. During the scenes there are no toys used. But there is an option to see toys in an extra 5-minute clip for every scene. Overall: A
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Bitches In Heat 4 (Hustler) 

Release date: 11/15/2007
Reviewed on: 12/13/2009

Starring: Daisy, Jasmine, Jolean, Nyomi Marcela, Rio Mariah, Nautica Thorn, Savannah Stern, Mysti May, Mandy Fox, Andrea Jaxxx
Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: Like many Hustler products, this is about 100 minutes long and it has five scenes. It doesnt have the great sets, camerawork, or editing that I see in other Hustler products. Its a unique film in that its mostly lesbian action shot in gonzo style. My understanding of Gonzo is that the actors are aware of the camera and interact with the director. You can clearly hear Mr. Pete, giving directions throughout the scene. He even enters two scenes to finger the girls and get them to squirt. In one scene he even fucks the girl. At least five girls were above average in looks but there were two girls who I didnt like at all. Overall: B-
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Hustler's Lesbian Fantasies 

Release date: 3/11/2008
Reviewed on: 12/12/2009

Starring: Mya Luanna, Savannah Stern, Rachel Luv, Staci Thorn, Memphis Monroe, Kandi Hart, Naomi Cruise, Christina Agucci
Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: The movie is 100 minutes long, with five scenes and ten young, pretty, slim girls. There is a long 38-minute BTS that includes interviews of all the girls. As expected from a Hustler product, all the incidentals are excellent. There are no plots or lead-ins for all but one of the scenes.
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Virgin Teen Lesbians 3 

Release date: 11/23/2007
Reviewed on: 12/12/2009

Starring: Angel, Jade, Kate, Erika, Mandy, Emanuelle, Kirsten, Lexy, Janessa, Chanty
Studio: Pink Visual

Review brief: This is supposed to be a movie of girls experiencing their first lesbian sex. Pink Visual is well known for their fake reality movies so its easy to doubt the authenticity of these scenes. However, whenever watching porn its helpful to suspend disbelief. These girls are very young looking. Their sex is a little bit tentative. The girls do display tenderness and affection. And only two of the girls have any titles to their credit. So perhaps this is the real deal. There are five scenes with ten girls. Seven of the girls are very pretty. There is also a healthy dose of extras included. Overall: A-
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All About Me 4 

Release date: 10/20/2009
Reviewed on: 12/8/2009

Starring: Raylene, Kimberly Kane, Monique Alexander, Justine Joli, Kayla Carrera, Kristina Rose, Madison Parker, Kagney Linn Karter, Kiera King, Victoria White, Amy Brooke
Studio: Diabolic

Review brief: This is a solo masturbation film. Its almost 3 hours long and has 13 girls. Its well done. The girls are a combination of fan favorites and new girls. The scenes all begin with the girl dressed sexily in an expensive looking room. The girls undress, play with themselves, and use a toy till they cum. The girls all talk directly into the camera. Overall: B-
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Real Orgasm Videos 3 

Release date: 7/27/2009
Reviewed on: 12/7/2009


Studio: Kick Ass

Review brief: There are 15 scenes with 15 girls. The girls are mostly just fair looking. Each girl comes onto the set and introduces herself, undresses, and goes for a ride on the Symbian. The orgasms may be real but even so after a while the repetitiousness of the scenes gets boring. Overall: C-
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Girls Forbidden Pleasures 4 

Release date: 6/22/2009
Reviewed on: 12/6/2009

Starring: Gina, Jessica, Katy, Michelle, Alexa, Veronica, Caroline, Carmen, Dorothy, Carol
Studio: Swank Digital

Review brief: This movie has five scenes, ten girls and is 2 hours long. That makes it at least average in all-girl porn. All the girls are young, slim and very pretty. Some of the girls are on the A-list for Eurobabes. The other girls are new to me and I always give bonus points for fresh faces. Toys are used in all but one scene. Overall: C+
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Lusty Luxuries 

Release date: 4/8/2009
Reviewed on: 12/6/2009

Starring: T.J. Cummings, Nikki Fairchild, Talon, Mikayla, Barry Scott, Roxy Deville, Johnny Castle, Justice Young, Leighlani Red, Lily Paige, Jessica Valentino
Studio: Playgirl

Review brief: Including the bonus scene there are five boy/girl scenes and one boy/girl/girl scene in this movie. The scenes include some good foreplay: Some kissing and oral for each person. When it comes to intercourse, Playgirls scenes are probably a little shorter than the average porn they usually include just two positions. The sex is softer than in male oriented porn but its still hard core with views of penetration. Playgirl makes some pretty good porn, especially if you like your sex scenes pretty vanilla. Their incidentals are always top notch, too. Im still surprised how close they are to male oriented porn given that I believe their intended audience is female. Compared to other Playgirl titles, this one is below average. I thought Bodies in Heat, Sinful Temptations, Lessons In Love, and All Lubed Up were much better than this one. Overall: B-
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Boxcover for Private Auditions X 10: Sex Auditions 13
Private Auditions X 10: Sex Auditions 13 

Release date: 12/29/2008
Reviewed on: 12/5/2009

Starring: CJ, Valentina, Anna, Cindy Love, Toni Ribas, Baby Silver, Valentina Blue, Sera Passion, Anna King
Studio: Private

Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: There are five POV scenes with six girls. There is also a bonus non-POV scene with two girls and a guy. The girls are all fresh Eurobabes. Tony does an excellent job acting, directing and filming simultaneously. Toni has a nice easy on-camera personality. He works well with the girls and treats them nicely. He prefers strong sex and fucks the girls hard whenever he can. There is some shakiness to the camera work. There is anal in a couple of the scenes. Overall: B+
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Women Seeking Women 57 

Release date: 11/3/2009
Reviewed on: 12/3/2009

Starring: Claire Adams, Justine Joli, Wenona, Zoe Britton, Dana DeArmond, Juliana Jolee, Jessica Bangkok, Ezanni Solei
Studio: Girlfriends Films

Review brief: Women Seeking Women is a really good series. The films are all about seduction. This installment is above average compared to other WSW and better than average compared to most all-girl movies. The lead-ins are better and shorter than the typical WSW. I also liked the looks of the cast better than the average WSW. The sex scenes had a lot of kissing and were long and passionate. There were toys used in only one scene. There were just four scenes, which is typical of most WSW. Overall: A-
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Boxcover for Freaky First Timers: Best Of Freaks
Freaky First Timers: Best Of Freaks 

Release date: 10/29/2009
Reviewed on: 12/2/2009

Starring: Lexi Leigh, Jacky Joy, Barbie Cummings, Lindsay Kay, Sophia Lynn, Brandi Lace, Lielani, Renee Jordan, Jaylynn, Charlie Fire
Studio: Voodoo House

Review brief: This is a two-disc set with ten scenes. Its a compilation of the best scenes from Freaky First Timers 1 6. However, Im not so sure they really picked out the best scenes. There are some notably good scenes missing. Freaky First Timers are girls who are supposedly appearing in a video for the first time. I guess the freaky part has to do with the way the male talent fucks the girl. There is a lot of spitting, slapping, and choking in this movie. Some of the scenes include anal. The director/cameramen almost ruins some of the scenes with their stupid comments, questions and directions. However, I like to see fresh faces and there are a lot of them on these two discs. A lot of the girls performances are pretty hot despite the worst efforts by the male talent and the directors. Overall: B-
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X Marks the Spot (Visage) 

Release date: 12/16/2008
Reviewed on: 11/22/2009

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Frank Bukkwyd, Kris Slater, Nicki Hunter, Shark, Slick Rhodes, Savannah Gold, Shawna Lenee
Studio: Visage

Directed by: Cash Markman
Review brief: This is a feature with a plot and story. The story is fairly minimal and just provides a link to what otherwise would be five unrelated vignette type scenes. Sets, music, lighting, makeup, hair, wardrobe and video and audio quality are all good. The cast is good but the sex scenes are short. Overall: B-
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Fresh Foxes 

Release date: 2/5/2007
Reviewed on: 11/21/2009

Starring: Cassie Young, Jayna Oso, Nautica Thorn, Lexi Love, Lexi Bardot
Studio: Visage

Review brief: This is a mediocre movie. There are just five scenes and its just 85 minutes long. Some of the girls might be considered fresh and some of them might be considered foxes. But none of them are both. Excellent video quality and all the scenes are filmed with two cameras. The makeup and hair styling is very good, too. The sex was noisy and enthusiastic but I didnt think there was any chemistry or passion in the film. Overall: C-
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Teen Alien Sex Dreams 

Release date: 6/10/2009
Reviewed on: 11/18/2009

Starring: Randy Spears, Melissa, Tommy Gunn, Jennifer Dark, Johnny Castle, Mackenzee Pierce, Dane Cross, Georgia Jones, Madelyn Marie, Audrianna Angel, Alyssa Reece, Tanner Mayes, Kitty Bella, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Danni Cole, Tanner Mays
Studio: Wicked

Directed by: Mark Stone
Review brief: Each scene starts off with a girl telling about a dream that she had. In the dream she has sex with someone but she has the feeling that aliens are watching her. The viewing audience is then treated to a reenactment of the dream. The aliens are just dolls that are placed somewhere on the set. The lighting is a little dark to go along with the theme. The sets are varied and interesting. Hair, makeup and wardrobe are OK. Audio and video quality is good. There is spooky background music throughout the movie. Not including the bonus scene there are six scenes and eight girls. Four of the scenes are boy/girl, one is girl/girl, and one is b/g/g. All the girls are young, new and pretty. There is a bonus scene with Jennifer Dark and Madelyn Marie from Supermodel Slumber Party. There is also a 40 minute long BTS. Overall: A
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Legend Of the Magic Taco, The 

Release date: 8/17/2009
Reviewed on: 11/16/2009

Starring: Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue, Layla Rivera, Marco Banderas, Johnny Castle, Laurie Vargas, Kristina Rose, Estrella Flores, Bridgette B., Pepper Fox, Angelina Stoli
Studio: Wicked

Directed by: Mark Stone
Review brief: Somewhere in LA there is a taqueria that makes magical tacos. The tacos are like aphrodisiacs. The scenes all involve the characters having a magical taco, being transported somewhere with a mariachi band, getting turned on and then having sex. There are five scenes. Three are boy/girl scenes. There is a girl/girl and a girl/girl/boy scene, too. The first two scenes, with Bridgette B. and Kristina Rose are pretty good. The rest of the scenes are just OK. Overall: C+
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Young Girls Forbidden Pleasures 

Release date: 10/19/2009
Reviewed on: 11/15/2009

Starring: Jennifer, Trisha, Satin, Iris, Thalia, Zuzana, Esmerelda, Jeny Baby, Arina, Sophei
Studio: Swank Digital

Review brief: This movie has five scenes, ten girls and is 2 hours long. That makes it at least average in all-girl porn. All the girls are young, slim and very pretty. There is only one girl who is on the A-list for Eurobabes but girls like Thalia, Trisha, and Jeny are a real treat. Most of the other girls are new to me and I always give bonus points for fresh faces
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Matt's Models 10 

Release date: 1/28/2009
Reviewed on: 11/14/2009

Starring: Megan, Ava, James Deen, Louisa Lanewood, Rita Lovely, Fay Galloway, Reagan Manx, Juder, Jude
Studio: Vivid

Review brief: This is a good movie if you like fresh new talent. There are six scenes and six girls. Two of the scenes are solos, one is a girl/girl, and the rest are boy/girl. The sex is pretty vanilla but the girls are all young, pretty, and new. The best scenes in this movie are the two scenes with Rita Lovely.
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Porn Loser 4 

Release date: 3/9/2009
Reviewed on: 11/12/2009

Starring: Hailey, Jordan Taylor, Amber Wild, Ashley Lace, Adriana Amante, Porn Loser, Aubrey Lee
Studio: Score

Review brief: This is low budget porn. There is no cameraman. The male talent has a hand held and there is another camera on a tripod. The settings are all in studios that are sparsely furnished. The lighting is fine. The audio and video quality is pretty good. There are 8 girls (including the bonus scenes). The girls are all fresh, young and cute, but none of them standout. The scenes are very similar with the girls going through the same positions in almost the same order. I dont think this series is as good as Pure 18 or First Time Auditions.
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Women Seeking Women 44 

Release date: 7/30/2008
Reviewed on: 11/11/2009

Starring: Rayveness, Samantha Ryan, Rebeca Linares, Zoe Britton, Jayma Reid
Studio: Girlfriends Films

Review brief: Women Seeking Women is a really good series. The films are all about seduction. This installment is average compared to other WSW and better than average compared to most all-girl movies. If you like long lead-ins, beautiful girls, and long passionate sex scenes, you should like this movie. One thing that I didnt like in this movie was the lack of variety in the cast. Jayma Reid is in three scenes and ZoŽ Britton is in two scenes. In the four scenes in this movie there are only five girls. I think they should have had a few more girls in the cast. I found the lack of variety in the casting to be disappointing and reduced my rating of this movie.
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Uncontrolled Arousals 

Release date: 4/29/2009
Reviewed on: 11/11/2009

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Kris Slater, Jean Val Jean, Prince Yahshua, Michelle Avanti, Mikey Butders, Naomi Cruise, Rachel Roxxx, Evie Delatosso, Jessica Valentino, Frankie Young
Studio: Playgirl

Review brief: There are six boy/girl scenes in this movie. The scenes include some good foreplay: Some kissing and oral for each person. When it comes to intercourse, Playgirls scenes are probably a little shorter than the average porn they usually include just two positions. The sex is softer than in male oriented porn but its still hard core with views of penetration. There are no facials or anal in Playgirl's movies. The lighting, editing, and camera work are excellent, creative and interesting. Although there is a lot of artistic and creative touches it never interferes. The soundtrack was pretty good in this movie but not as good as usual. Playgirl makes some pretty good porn, especially if you like your sex scenes pretty vanilla. Their incidentals are always top notch, too. Im still surprised how close they are to male oriented porn given that I believe their intended audience is female
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Women Seeking Women 56 

Release date: 10/3/2009
Reviewed on: 11/7/2009

Starring: Celeste Star, Alexis Texas, Amber Chase, CeCe Stone, Dia Zerva, Alyssa Reece, Sid Blackovich
Studio: Girlfriends Films

Review brief: Women Seeking Women is a really good series. This installment is about average compared to other WSW and way above average compared to most all-girl movies. If you like long lead-ins, beautiful girls, older women and long passionate sex scenes, you should like this movie. Celeste and Alexis are two popular porn stars that look great. Their scene relates what happens when two women fall in love with each other. Alyssa and Prinzzess are both beautiful, new, all-girl stars in a seduction scene. Syd is a new, tattooed, butch looking girl that gets rough with Dia. In Amber and Ceces scene, the younger girl seduces the older woman in a very long scene.
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Barely Legal: Latinas (Hustler) 

Release date: 1/15/2008
Reviewed on: 11/4/2009

Starring: Lee Stone, Dirty Harry, Otto Bauer, Alec Knight, Tia Sweets, Nikki Nievez, Jenner, Lorena Sanchez, Laurie Vargas
Studio: Hustler

Directed by: Richard De Montfort
Review brief: This movie is 90 minutes long. There are five scenes and six girls. Incidentals are all very good. Overall, its pretty typical of a Barely Legal movie. Except that the girls aren't as young or as pretty as usual. Its unusual to have any anal in a BL. This movie had it in three scenes. Compared to most Barely Legal movies I'd say this is below average and just average for most porn.
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Lesbian Lip Service 3 

Release date: 4/23/2009
Reviewed on: 11/1/2009

Starring: Sandy, Peaches, Esmeralda, Sophie Moone, Dorothy Black, Leanna Sweet, Carla Cox, Julia Bright, Cindy Hope, Regina Ice, Jasmine Black, Bianca Golden, Juliette Shyn, Xandra Brill
Studio: Lesbian Provocateur

Review brief: There are 7 scenes, 14 girls, and almost 3 hours of action. This is way more than you get in most all girl movies. They use all Euro babes. About half of them I recognized and are top shelf European porn stars. Even the new ones are very pretty and I always enjoy seeing some fresh faces. There is no lead-in or dialog in any of the scenes. The girls all look like they just got back from the spa: Their make up, hair, and nails were all perfect. Toys are used in almost every scene and some of the scenes have some anal action. However, the sex is not hardcore. Each scene starts off with kissing, caressing and undressing. The sex is passionate but never hard or rough. There is nothing outstanding in this movie so I won't give it five stars but this movie hits the sweet spot in all girl porn. Other studios should take notes.
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