You seldom see Kendra Allen or Holly Wellin doing anything but burning up the set. Yet here they barely begin to percolate. Perhaps Kendra is stymied by the distracting Band-Aid on her shoulder or the smeared lipstick on her face. And maybe Holly just can’t get excited Van Damage in a cold, barren garage when a perfectly good couch or bed is just steps away in the house.
The first scene is a lezfest between Hailey Young and Jade Starr, which actually got a little interesting. Then Kendra and Steven St. Croix do their halfhearted thing and it starts to feel like Antarctica.
But here come James Deen to the rescue. He and brunette Joanna Angel engage in what can best be described as a pro wrestling match without the folding chairs and figure-4 leg locks. He sticks his fingers, not on her tongue, but all the way into her mouth. She spanks her so hard her butt turns beet red, always an attractive feature. He forcefully shoves his forearm across her neck. This is not pretty sex.
Holly and Van are next, followed by Rosanna Rose and Jay Huntington. She’s an Asian brunette and looks absolutely ridiculous in a school girl outfit. The sex isn’t much better.
Save this one as a last resort, like if your Playboy Channel goes on the fritz.