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Young Memories 2

Studio: Puppy Productions
Category:  Gay
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Feels So Right's ratings for Young Memories 2:
Overall Rating 0 stars
Young Memories 2 overall rating 1/2 star
Female Looks Young Memories 2 Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks Young Memories 2 Male looks rating 1.5 stars
Sex Young Memories 2 Sex rating 1/2 star
 
Plot/Acting Young Memories 2 Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Young Memories 2 DVD Extras rating 1/2 star
Audio/Video Quality Young Memories 2 A/V Quality rating 2 stars
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Reviewed by Feels So Right  on  6/12/2001
While I do like the fact that this DVD does try to offer a few extras that don't normally come with budget-line products, they're done so bad, they further hurt the disc, rather than enhance it. Let's just get this over with.

The stars: They're all nobodies, and you probably won't see them again anyway, unless you're in a seedy alley somewhere. The guys all have swimmer's builds and are all rather average looking. They are clearly young, which is what this is about, so that part they got right. My guess would be that none of them have known life without MTV.

Features: The menu is animated, but has truly horrible music, which is probably only somewhat better than hearing a Michael Bolton-Yanni-Kenny G collaboration...on an elevator...in hell. There is very little music in the feature (trust me, this is a good thing), and it's only used before and after scenes. Said scenes have virtually no sound at all. I'm presuming most of the performers have only had sex in public bathrooms, as even their breathing seems to be carefully controlled sa as to be nearly inaudible. Video quality ranges from okay to fairly ugly. When the lighting is bad, the images get blotchy, and the lighting is generally bad. The Behind-The-Scenes featurette is trash. It's simply more footage of the performers defiling one another with occasional directions from the crew. If that were all, it would merely be lame. Whoever put it together decided to test out every possible feature in the editing software while doing so. The images are constantly being color- shifted, "enhanced" by animations that have no reason to be used, or faded out and wiped, and that knocks it down to excruciating. As such, we get a lady with a wand doing magic on scrotums, spaceships flying into assholes, wedding bells, frames, you name it. And they are used multiple times. Infuriatingly stupid, and the topper is the last animation used. The silhouette of a nude WOMAN(!!!) walks into frame and pulls down a shade. The biographies are only notable in that they give no information at all (unless height, eye color, hair color and date of birth without year are of any interest to you) Each also has a "funny" caption to accompany the picture. (Guy taking it in the ass in the picture: "I think I sat on something.") Not only are they not funny, some make no sense, and one even criticizes the actor and the audience: "I don't care how gay or horney(sic) you are. Why would anyone want to fuck this ugly bastard." Look, I'm all for honesty, but cannibalizing your own product and implying that being gay is equal to being desperate does not seem like the best way to keep people coming back for more. I'll not elaborate any further on the other features, which include a slide show, web crap, and chapter search (for all THREE chapters!).

The feature: There's no story. As best I can tell, two college guys read a book about India and after 10 seconds, decide it's necessary to fuck. It's not a "magic" book, it's probably the only one they had laying around. There are probably no more than twenty or thirty words spoken during the entire thing, so if you need even a sliver of a plot, you're looking in the wrong place. But hey, a plot's not necessary when the sex is hot, right? Well, yeah, that may be true, but in this case, this one strikes out yet again.

Scene One: Two college guys read a book about India and after 10 seconds, decide it's necessary to fuck. The guys undress one another slowly, which is one of the few nice aspects here. I like at least some build-up to the sex. They grind on and suck one another a bit, and then fuck. At some point, a towel mysteriously finds its way underneath them, to protect the ugly couch, not that it's even necessary. The cumshots are pathetic and what little cum is doled out by the guys could probably be cleaned up with one Kleenex.

Scene Two: Two college guys read a book about India and after 10 seconds, decide it's necessary to fuck. Pretty much the same scenario, except the furniture this time is a director's chair. One of the guys (the ugly guy from the biographies, who isn't really that ugly) is game and gives a pretty wet and sloppy blowjob. His friend never gets more than an inch of cock in his mouth. The first guy then rims the second guy, which I found to be rather brave, as that guy has a highly hirsute hole. He then penetrates him. The guy's ass has a substantial amount of lube smeared all over it, which, when combined with all that hair, makes it look like he has chocolate syrup (or something worse) dripping out of his ass. Not a pretty picture. They never change position, always standing doggystyle, and the guy getting fucked mostly keeps his eyes buried in his arm, as if he is being punished, not pleasured. I feel the same way. They switch to a j/o to conclude the scene and Mr. Fuzzy takes a painfully long time to finally cum and get things over with.

Scene Three: Two guys (one from scene one) read a book about India and after 10 seconds, decide it's necessary to fuck. This is the worst scene of the disc, certainly not one I'd choose to end with, but then again, if I had any input, this disc would never have seen the light of day. In any case, the guy from scene one gets blown, then blows the other guy. It's clear the other guy has problems, since while he's being blown, we see shots of his feet, the other guy's ass, his nipple being tweaked. When we finally do see his crotch, his dick is completely limp. That doesn't change during the entire scene. There is more sexual energy between my stove and refrigerator than these guys. When he gets fucked, his hand covers his embarassment. He then turns around so we get to watch his hideous "Guatemala" tattoo bounce up and down a bit. When it's time for his money shot, I'm fairly convinced he probably had a mayonnaise packet in his hand and squished it onto his flaccidness. The other guy yet again disappoints, more or less smearing a tiny bit of cum on the other guy's leg as it drips out of his cock. And that's the end, Thank God.

This disc is just bad, bad, bad. If you have any sense at all, you've already written it off. While it doesn't quite plumb the depths of I Love To Lick And Eat His Asshole, it's still something that should be avoided at all costs. Save your money for something better, like getting your asshole waxed.


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