Director: Ray Anderson
The Abridged Version: The last time I reviewed an installment of this series, I found myself enjoying the action but observing that the MTV-style editing on display almost ruined the film. Well, to extrapolate that to the entire series, at volume 13 the mission has been accomplished. The quick editing surely meant to make the product look edgy has finally overshadowed the sex. There is one good scene here, two decent scenes ones, and two mundane ones. All five of them of them could have been better were it not for the overly busy editing. A vignette-oriented porn film that runs only 95 minutes long is not meant to have as many cuts as this one does, and if it does you better be damn talented and make it work. No such talent on display here. Also, 6 volumes ago the scenes actually had something that could be called a set-up, in part because they were actually given enough time to develop. Here in volume 13 the set-ups have devolved into inane and half-assed premises that ammount to, “Hi. Let’s fuck.” All this one has going for it is cover girl Destiny Deville's first anal, which ends up being hands down the best and most passionate scene on the disc, Luccia's great natural rack, and a couple of other girls that are nice to look at.
Scene 1: Makayla Coxxx (black hair, bad implants) w/Lee Stone (22 minutes)
Makayla, in a two-piece pink bikini, and Lee, shirtless, are a couple at a resort on vacation. Sitting outside next to a pool (which is implied, not seen), they bask in the scenery before setting their eyes on each other. Next think you know they’re both completely naked and fucking.
He eats her. She blows him. Reverse cowgirl, standing doggy, kneeling doggy, and cowgirl. She takes an average sized kneeling open-mouthed facial.
Mechanical sex from a guy who works too much and a girl who was usually better than this in her career.
Scene 2: Cole Conners (cover girl-on the left) and Mary Jane (black hair, petite, large back tattoo) w/Lee Stone (20 minutes)
Cole and Mary, both in two-piece string bikinis, have their feet in an outdoor Jacuzzi as Lee Stone rests in a hammock in the background. Cole has been dating Lee for a month. Mary is jealous because he is, like, just so “hot and hunky” with all of his muscles. For no reason at all, Mary takes off her top and the two girls commence the lovin’. Again, for no stated reason Lee joins the fun.
Lee eats out Mary while Mary eats out Cole. The girls kneel in front of Lee for a double blowjob. Reverse cowgirl for Mary with Cole sitting on Lee’s face. Standing doggy for Cole, as she looks back at him and smiles. Missionary for Mary. Pussy to mouth for Cole. The two kneel in front of Lee with both of their mouths open for a double facial.
Girls in bikinis having sex by a pool is always a good route to go. However, it fails to carry the scene here, especially since the bikinis are gone quickly and the cuter of the two girls, Cole, gets less screen time. Also, the overabundance of cuts in the scene prevent the sex from having any real passion or heat.
Scene 3: Luccia (thick body, natural DD, black hair, tan lines, hot) w/Brett Rockman (15 minutes)
Wearing a nameplate choker, skintight black pants, and a white cut-off top that accentuates her natural DD breasts, Luccia is looking for an auto body shop but is lost. She has wandered into Brett Rockman’s shop. Asking him what he does, the humble mechanic replies, “I specialize in installing car stereos.” Luccia moves in close and then bends over straight down in front of him, looking back to coyly pur, “I think you have something better to do now.” Spanish guitar music kicks in and the two get to it.
Fully clothed, she kneels in front of him for a blowjob. Fully naked, she lies on her back as Brett sucks on her hard nipples, two fingers her, and eats her out. Cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl. Standing doggy. Cum streaks for both breasts.
Facially, Luccia bears an uncanny resemblance to early Tera Patrick. However, the girl has an overly thick body, like Trace Adams in anything she did after 1990. Instead of making her wear a corset or at least moving her top down to her belly to partially cover up, the filmmakers attempt to solve the problem-if you see it as a problem-by chopping the scene up so much that we never get any prolonged look at Luccia after she goes completely nude. Consequently, the scene never builds up any heat or momentum. What a complete waist. Luccia and Brett seemed really into each other, and I’d bet if the cutting room floor material was still in there this would be one hell of a scene unless Luccia’s body bothered you.
Scene 4: Destiny Deville (cover girl-front and center) w/Lee Stone (18 minutes)
Lee is in the pool, and Destiny, wearing a two-piece pink bikini, is sitting on a pool chair. They met each other the previous day as result of a night of drinking and partying. Lee is embarrassed to discover that he was so out of it that he couldn’t get it up for Destiny. Offered a second chance, he pledges to satisfy her.
He removes her bikini and eats her out. She blows him. He picks her up for a standing 69. Cowgirl. Standing cowgirl. Missionary. Doggy anal doggy with her head down and ass up half of the time. Reverse cowgirl anal. Open-mouthed facial kneeling in front of him.
Destiny Deville’s first anal. How is it? Pretty good. With her intense vocal reaction I am shocked that she has only done one other anal and it is just now coming out next month (August 2005), over a year after this scene was filmed. Destiny looks great here, with her breasts not sagging at all like they slightly do in later scenes. I just love her British accent, which accentuates her all ready intense dirty talk like crazy. As girl actually of Indian decent, she is clearly not really Latin, which they attempt to hide by drowning her in white light the whole entire scene, but she is a welcome addition to this DVD as far as I am concerned. Scene of the DVD so far.
Scene 5: Catalina (cover girl-on the right) w/Joel and Jack Lawrence (19 minutes)
Catalina, completely nude, is lying on a pool chair and collecting a tan, while her boyfriend and his friend talk about helping her fulfill her fantasy of fucking two guys at once. Talk turns to action surprisingly quick.
Double blowjob on her knees. Kneeling doggy from both. Missionary. Reverse cowgirl anal. Cowgirl anal. Mish anal. Big kneeling double facial.
I don’t quite think that this is Catalina’s first anal. That’s an understatement. I’m just shocked that she didn’t do a DP. The scene is decent, but Catalina’s implants, though better looking now than when she first got them, are still pretty bad. Also, her dirty talk sounds very fake. Decent scene.
DVD Bonus Features: Behind the Scenes (12 minutes), Director’s Profile, Slide Show, Trailers, Sex Talk, Hustler.com, Hustler Hollywood.
RENT IT or BUY IT: Destiny Deville fans: BUY IT. Everyone else: NEITHER. Destiny’s scene is good, and if you are a fan you will want to see it. I was expecting another Avy Lee Roth-type first anal, and was pleasantly surprised to see that Destiny actually looked like she was enjoying herself.
About the Author: One night, years ago, I happened to watch a film on late night Skinimax starring an actress named Taylor St. Claire. Captivated by her gorgeous face and astoundingly natural DD chest, I looked her up and was shocked to find that she was in fact a hardcore porn star. At that point in my life, my porn exposure was mostly limited to soft core and what hardcore I had seen looked unappealing. However, Taylor was my gateway drug, and soon I was running a fansite dedicated to her in my free time. Jump ahead a couple of years and I’m an undergrad in college writing reviews of porn DVDs every now and then. Taylor’s still my favorite porn star of all time, but right behind her at number 2 and 3 respectively are Avy Scott and Christy Canyon. Among the active girls, I enjoy Haley Paige, Kinzie Kenner, Taryn Thomas, Sunny Lane, Karina Kay, and Sara Stone. I also appreciate some of the stars of yesterday, particularly Tracey Adams, Taija Rae, Joanna Storm, Victoria Paris, Nikki Dial, Heather Hart, Juli Ashton, Zora Banks, Melody Max, and Jennifer Luv. I avoid Max Hardcore, Ed Powers, Evasive Angles, and compilations like the plague. I keep track of new releases from Platinum X, Third Degree, and Evil Angel. I generally favor anal and DP scenes with big facials, but am too timid for gangbangs and any such other extremities. My favorite active directors are Chris Streams, Mike John, Van Styles, and Jules Jordan. My favorite porn films of all time include The Fashionistas (2003) and The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women 1 (2000).