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Running Time: 116 min.
Production Date: 1 / 15 / 2001 (feature) 7 / 30 / 1997 (cover)
Director: None credited, but I’m guessing his name is Paul since that’s what some of the talent calls him
Cast: Jamie West, Renee Summers, Silver, Alexa, Rene, Tom Chapman, John West, Tony Eveready, Red, and Alex
Initial Expectations: As with most fetish movies, I’m not expecting too much.
Initial Reaction: It’s a pretty even collection of hits and misses.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody who thinks milk should come from a pair of jugs rather than the refrigerator
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants at least average technical aspects or who thinks milk should come in a plastic jug
Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a little to be desired. A fair amount of it has an annoying buzzing to it almost as it somebody shoved a vibrator up the cameraman’s ass. It also has comments from the camera man to the cast, which is all but inexcusable in my opinion. Finally, the audio isn’t balanced too well and is frequently a little hollow. The video isn’t much better, and looks about like a second generation VHS copy. The lighting is okay, but it’s all muddy and feels slopped together. There’s also a couple spots where the video disappears completely.
Music: The music is a bit on the light side in style, but very heavy compared to the rest of the audio.
Menus: The main menu has a decent bit of animation that’s simple but put a smile on my face. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene by a small clip of each scene and a scene number.
The Feature: Yes, Got Milk 2! collects five scene which are unrelated except for all of them containing lactating women. There’s normally a small lead-in to each scene that gives them each a fairly fun setup.
Jamie West, a slightly older and slightly butch looking bleached blonde, starts out slowly stripping out of her jeans and flannel shirt and playing with herself in anticipation of her date later that night. She rubs her pussy before working a little milk out of her tits. She gets a cup of coffee and brings it to the plumber in the next room, apparently forgetting about her date. He accepts the coffee, as well as the milk she offers to go with it (although we never see him drink it). Jamie moves on to suck his cock and squirt it with milk before climbing on to ride it. They work through both cowgirls and a little missionary before Jamie gets another milky substance sprayed on her tits. It’s an okay scene with decent chemistry and good energy, but the editing sucks! Basically, there isn’t any. The entire scene appears to be done with one camera and possibly a tripod. Once the fucking starts, about the only time there’s a break is when they have to change positions. Granted, simple can be good, but here it shows the limitations of simple too well.
Renee Summers, an older strawberry blonde who sounds like she either smokes a carton of Camels a day or is coming down with laryngitis, offers the guy working near her a little milk to go with his donut. She sucks and titty-fucks him while letting go with a little milk before laying back on the conveniently located bed to let him spear her snatch. They work through most of the common positions as Renee milks herself, and finish things up with a decent pop that mostly misses Renee’s face and lands on her neck instead. It’s a pretty good scene thanks to Renee’s enthusiasm and energy. The lactating aspect seems to be either heavily overdone or forgotten here, but Renee looks like she’s really into it all. The guy seems a little forgotten at times, but the camera only shows enough of him so that you know he’s really there.
Cover girl Rene talks to the camera for her scene, reminding everybody of the time before they got to have baby food before she squeezes out a little milk. He starts with a few drops on her fingers before squeezing it so it squirts into her mouth. She moves on to work herself over with a few toys while frequently milking herself. Rene plays nicely to the camera through it all, making it fun without becoming annoying. It’s a fun scene that adds a nice bit of variety to the movie.
Silver, a rather large brunette who’s tattoos and her choice of locations for them definitely bring her looks down a couple notches, gets it on with Tony Eveready in the penultimate scene. She squirts it through her top first and then onto a large piece of clear plastic so you can see just how full of milk she is before Tony pours it onto her stomach. She has him work on her pussy a bit before hiking her legs up in the air so he can fuck her easier. They also fuck reverse cowgirl and doggie style before breaking so Silver can get rid of a little more milk and suck Tony’s cock until it explodes on her face. It’s an okay scene. Tony really gets into it, and the start of the scene is fun, but Silver looked a bit bored through some of it as well. Luckily, she looks like she’s having a lot of fun through much more of the scene, which helps it get slightly beyond average.
Finally, Alexa, a slightly below average looking girl who appears to have a bit of Latin blood in her, comes back to the studio to show off her body after a couple of the guys discover she’s a stripper. She quickly strips down to her fishnet stockings and black bra and shows off her clam before getting it on with the guys. She sucks one while the other pokes her pussy in a couple positions and then squirts some milk in a glass. She drinks it down before sucking some more cock. She takes it in a couple more positions before taking an okay facial and having some of her milk poured back on her from the glass. This scene did nothing for me except make me reach for the fast forward button. I didn’t think anybody in the scene was attractive, and the one guy ran off at the mouth so much that I started hoping this would turn into a rough sex scene and Alexis would beat the tar out of him until he shut his cake-hole. If all that wasn’t enough, most of the camera angles sucked too.
Yes, Got Milk! 2 leaves a lot to be desired. The scene setups are normally fun and bring a nice bit of variety into the movie. The sex is also varied, and pretty much goes downhill as the movie goes on. As the scenes dropped in quality, so did my feelings for the movie. The biggest problem, however, is the camera work and technical aspects. I’m really happy when directors are picky enough to make sure the talent gives them what they want, as long as a certain amount of heat is maintained. I’m not happy, however, when I have to hear them tell the talent what they want throughout the movie. The camera work and editing was much the same. There wasn’t a specific style that went through much of the movie, which gave it a bit of a “movie in a blender” feel at times. Yes, Got Milk! 2 definitely has some good lactation action, but there’s more bad than good throughout the rest of the movie.
Extras: Trailers are included for The Ultimate Squirt, Liquid Lips, Asian Cover Girls, Private Moments, and Yes, Got Milk. There’s also phone sex commercials, web site and contact information, and a photo gallery that lasts about five minutes with ten seconds per good looking snapshot or full screen photo. Annoyingly, if you try to speed up the photo gallery to a decent rate it goes back to the menu.
Themes: Straight, masturbation, lactation, tit-fucking, masturbation, toys, interracial, and group
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
Overall: Currently, Yes, Got Milk! 2 can be found online for between $5 and $25 with a couple stores offering it for under $10. Aim low on this one, even if you’re a fan of lactation. The sex is very varied here, the technical aspects leave a lot to be desired, and there’s nothing worth mentioning for extras.
Note to Cinderella: Consistency is good technically, but now try to aim for the average mark.
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