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Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody

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bono-ONE's ratings for Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Plot/Acting rating 4 stars
Extras Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  9/27/2012
Welcome porn fans to a new parody that is set to be released in the next few days. It is based on the popular show Xena that featured Lucy Lawless in the title role. I must confess to not having watched that much of the show while it was on so much of the characters/ interactions/ little details might be missed by me with someone who is a big fan of the show will catch. Having said that I did look online today and checked out the Xena mythology a little. Checked out the various characters that appeared on the show and no doubt there were a lot. You get in addition to Xena and Gabrielle as the two main characters the appearance of Aphrodite, Autolycus, Cupid, Draco, Ares and of course Hercules.

This particular parody seemed more like an episode of the series rather than a grand large scale story. The gist of it being Draco wanting to either fuck Xena or use her to do evil so he enlists Cupid- by getting him drunk pretty much, to shoot one of his arrows in order to put Xena under his influence. A small problem for me while watching this parody was the absence of Xena and Gabrielle for most of the first 1 1/2 hours of this piece. The show up to start the movie walking through the forest heading off to help someone and then we don't see them again for quite some time. After their brief appearance the story shifts to a local tavern where we find Autolycus in a game of cards with two wenches, Chanel Preston and Randi Wright. Tommy Pistol gets the role as the king of thieves and he successfully defeats the ladies at cards and when they have no more money to pay him they strike a deal leading to our first scene. This featured good g/g interplay between Randi and Chanel ending with Tommy blowing his load on Randi's ass and Chanel licking it up and the girls kissing.

After this scene the story shifts to Aphrodite who must convince Ares to not report what he's seeing Cupid doing back down on earth. Nicole Aniston is the goddess of love and I have to say her outfit was hot and largely kept on during the sex and Tommy Gunn as Ares also keeps his war gear largely intact with some good wardrobe maneuvering to free up his cock. The cowgirl shot in this scene with the teasing ass hole view was a big plus. After this scene we check in with Draco who sets up the main plot for the rest of the show by bringing in Cupid to test one of his arrows on Juelz Ventura who is playing an Amazon who has left her people and is now doing evil for the baddie known as Draco-- sorry this name will always bring up Harry Potter for me, lol. Anyway, Seth Gamble is Cupid in this and he sticks an arrow in Juelz who instantly becomes sexually obedient and allows Lee Stone who is Draco to pretty much do what he wants though no anal in the scene but still good strong sex ending with a facial and clean up from Juelz.

A strong point for this parody throughout were the outfits and for those who favor keeping them on for all or the majority of the scene you should be pleased as that is what happens with the naughty bits free and clear for the fucking but everything else that is covered to start stays that way for the scene. The story takes us back to where the gods live and we have Hercules who is played by Rocco Reed showing up as he was summoned by Aphrodite. She fills him in on what Cupid is doing and when she mentions that Xena might be in trouble this perks Hercules up and he is instantly off to help his friend who we haven't seen since the opening few frames of the show. That does change though as we return to the local tavern which was seen in the first scene and Tommy Pistol is still there when Xena and Gabrielle come in. The plot thickens further when Juelz and Lee Stone show up and Lee is ready to put his plan into motion but alas the drunk Cupid can't shoot his arrow on target and instead of hitting Xena hits Gabrielle who of course instantly becomes attracted to Cupid and Lee, Cupid and Gabrielle head off.

Another sex scene begins shortly and it is Cupid who wonders if he'll remember this in the morning having a very good time with Gabrielle and I have to say Lexi Belle looked so good in her costume and wearing no panties made the views real nice. Another great cowgirl is captured here and knowing she has now done an anal scene made the booty shots even more appealing here if that was possible. So after not seeing Xena and Gabrielle for the first half of this movie we make up for it in the last part with the final three sex scenes featuring the two girls. Xena is up next and we see a distraught Xena worrying about her friend when Hercules shows up and the two plan on going after the young lady but they do have time to work in a little fucking first and as good as Lexi looked as Gabrielle you have to say Phoenix Marie in the title role looked every bit the part of the Warrior Princess. Her scene with Rocco Reed was good and nicely features some backdoor action for Miss Marie. We haven't seen a lot of fights in this movie but we make up for it in the last part where Xena kicks some ass first with the amazon played by Juelz Ventura-- this bit of action is covered in some detail in the BTS and Xena also has it out with Draco and ends up dispatching him too.

All that is left now if for the two main females to hook back up which Xena and Gabrielle do and the duo ends up back in the forest and now they don't have anything or anyplace to go so this simmering attraction between them can finally be quenched. They kiss briefly before Xena suggests they head home and we end up in a nice location where their passions are finally satisfied. A very good g/g closes the show here with plenty of oral sex and the two pay nice attention to the titties too. They also work in a 69 with Phoenix on top and there is tribbing too as the scene finished up. So this story ends happily and for fans of the show who longed to see Xena and Gabrielle go at it you should enjoy that last scene a lot, not toys too which made me happy. As for extras this two disc set keeps those for the second disc and the main attraction here was the BTS segment which lasts over 45 minutes and shows some good preparation work for the fight scene between Phoenix and Juelz and also the alteraction with Lee Stone and Phoenix. You can also revisit the pop shots if you wish. Overall a good parody I think for my limited knowledge of the show. I liked the costumes and the sets were strong in this too I thought. The lack of Xena and Gabrielle in the first half of the movie was a small problem for me but the sex scenes shown during that time were good and once Xena and Gabrielle do show up in full force the story really picked up. Lexi and Phoenix are quite attractive and the costumes fit them well. A good cast here too featuring Chanel, Nicole, Juelz and Randi in single scenes with the Randi/ Chanel 2 on 1 a good opener. A solid rental recommendation for parody fans and for fans of the show who are diehards I can't say for sure how happy you'll be but I think there is enough here to keep your interest level high and after seeing how many characters appeared in this show I can't help but think a second installment should be coming in the next year or two.



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