Running Time: 35 min. (cover states 70 min.)
Production Date: 8 / 01 / 2001 (feature) 8 / 08 / 2001 (cover)
Director: Seymore Butts
Cast: Cortknee, Letha Wilson, Mark Davis, and Seymore Butts in a non-sex role
Initial Expectations: After extreme rip-off Two Butts are Better than One, Iím not expecting much.
Initial Reaction: Itís one average scene that left me feeling really ripped off as a DVD.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesnít mind out shelling out whatís considered the lower end of average for an entire DVD on a DVD with only one scene
Who Should Avoid It: Extreme fans of Seymore Butts.
Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both very good, especially for gonzo porn. The audio is very clear, but the video has some of the typical shadow problems that are associated with gonzo porn.
False Advertising: As with Two Butts are Better than One, the listed time is nowhere near the actual time. This one is better, with a running time of 35 minutes, but listing a time of 70 minutes is extremely deceptive and makes it appear you get more than one scene. Furthermore, Iíd estimate the entire DVD length to only be an hour, which is still significantly shorter than the advertised length.
Menus: The menus are simple, but not much different from average. The chapter menu lets you jump to one of several places in the scene.
The Feature: After Seymore whups Markís tushy at backgammon, the guys are paid a visit by Cortknee, who stops by for her sunglasses. Cortknee looks pretty good, and kind of like she could be Shayla LaVeauxís sister, but has some bad implants. Cortknee and Mark are both intrigued by each other, but Cortkneeís friend Letha is out in the car. Lethaís a cute brunette with large implants. Seymore heads out to welcome Letha into the house, and they come back to find Cortknee and Mark getting to know each other much better. The girls team up to give Markís wedding tackle a little attention before Mark gives Cortkneeís pussy and ass a little oral attention while Letha works on her upper half before splitting his time between the ladies. Cortknee seems pretty greedy, only receiving, but Letha gives as much as she can and even keeps licking Cortkneeís clit as Mark starts fucking her. Mark moves over to fuck Lethaís pussy, and has Cortknee help a little as well. Mark moves back to Cortknee, this time to fuck her in the ass while Letha, of course, does all she can to help. They move around so Cortknee can have her ass fucked in a few different positions, and Mark pulls out several times to show her gape before moving over to Lethaís ass, who also takes it in a few positions. Mark finishes himself off with Cortkneeís ass before unloading his spunk gun in Lethaís face and on Cortkneeís ass. Itís a good pop, but Letha doesnít seem to like spunk at all, which brings this one down a little. It ends up with average chemistry and as a just slightly better than average scene, although not much better than average.
As with Two Butts are Better than One, Wise Cracks only contains one measly scene. Thankfully this time it lasts over a half hour, but itís still only one scene. This is the kind of thing that many other companies puts as an extra on their DVDs. I canít think of any scene Iíve watched that Iíd be willing to purchase as a DVD with only that scene, and this is no exception. Donít bother with this DVD.
Extras: Trailers are included for Internet Tushy, Mission to Uranus, Gluteus to the Maximus, and A Christmas Orgy. The photo gallery is the same one used in Two Butts are Better than One. It lasts about four and three quarter minutes with each photo lasting about seven seconds, although the time does seem to vary. There are many nice snapshots here, but none of them come from the feature. Finally, there are commercials for Tushy Magazine, websites, and phone sex.
Themes: Straight, group, lesbian, rimming (male > female), and anal
Raincoat Factor: Very high
Overall: Currently, Wise Cracks can be found online for between $13 and $18, with several stores at the low end and nobody in the middle. Although it seems like a bargain at first, it ends up feeling like a rip off since thereís only one scene on the DVD, and itís a pretty average scene at that. Skip on by this DVD and save your time for a complete feature.
Note to Seymore Butts: Please learn how to count. Listing the running time of this DVD at 70 minutes is extremely deceptive and is bound to piss off almost everybody who buys this DVD. Itís great that you want to put out your stuff on DVD, since you have a lot of very good stuff, but this only makes you look bad. Please either do DVDs with several of these ďmoviesĒ, or if youíre going to release them on single DVDs, use them as promotional materials or better yet, use these scenes as bonus features on some of your other full length DVDs. As is, after buying this and Two Butts are Better than One, Iím not sure if I feel like risking any more of my money on your products until I hear about them from somebody else first.
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