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Wise Cracks

Wise Cracks

Studio: Seymore Butts
Category:  Anal , Gonzo
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astroknight's ratings for Wise Cracks:
Overall Rating 0 stars
Wise Cracks overall rating 1/2 star
Female Looks Wise Cracks Female looks rating 2.5 stars
Male Looks Wise Cracks Male looks rating 4.5 stars
Sex Wise Cracks Sex rating 2.5 stars
Plot/Acting Wise Cracks Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Wise Cracks DVD Extras rating 2 stars
Audio/Video Quality Wise Cracks A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  10/30/2001

Running Time: 35 min. (cover states 70 min.)

Production Date: 8 / 01 / 2001 (feature) 8 / 08 / 2001 (cover)

Director: Seymore Butts

Cast: Cortknee, Letha Wilson, Mark Davis, and Seymore Butts in a non-sex role

Initial Expectations: After extreme rip-off Two Butts are Better than One, I’m not expecting much.

Initial Reaction: It’s one average scene that left me feeling really ripped off as a DVD.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesn’t mind out shelling out what’s considered the lower end of average for an entire DVD on a DVD with only one scene

Who Should Avoid It: Extreme fans of Seymore Butts.

Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both very good, especially for gonzo porn. The audio is very clear, but the video has some of the typical shadow problems that are associated with gonzo porn.

Music: None

False Advertising: As with Two Butts are Better than One, the listed time is nowhere near the actual time. This one is better, with a running time of 35 minutes, but listing a time of 70 minutes is extremely deceptive and makes it appear you get more than one scene. Furthermore, I’d estimate the entire DVD length to only be an hour, which is still significantly shorter than the advertised length.

Menus: The menus are simple, but not much different from average. The chapter menu lets you jump to one of several places in the scene.

The Feature: After Seymore whups Mark’s tushy at backgammon, the guys are paid a visit by Cortknee, who stops by for her sunglasses. Cortknee looks pretty good, and kind of like she could be Shayla LaVeaux’s sister, but has some bad implants. Cortknee and Mark are both intrigued by each other, but Cortknee’s friend Letha is out in the car. Letha’s a cute brunette with large implants. Seymore heads out to welcome Letha into the house, and they come back to find Cortknee and Mark getting to know each other much better. The girls team up to give Mark’s wedding tackle a little attention before Mark gives Cortknee’s pussy and ass a little oral attention while Letha works on her upper half before splitting his time between the ladies. Cortknee seems pretty greedy, only receiving, but Letha gives as much as she can and even keeps licking Cortknee’s clit as Mark starts fucking her. Mark moves over to fuck Letha’s pussy, and has Cortknee help a little as well. Mark moves back to Cortknee, this time to fuck her in the ass while Letha, of course, does all she can to help. They move around so Cortknee can have her ass fucked in a few different positions, and Mark pulls out several times to show her gape before moving over to Letha’s ass, who also takes it in a few positions. Mark finishes himself off with Cortknee’s ass before unloading his spunk gun in Letha’s face and on Cortknee’s ass. It’s a good pop, but Letha doesn’t seem to like spunk at all, which brings this one down a little. It ends up with average chemistry and as a just slightly better than average scene, although not much better than average.

As with Two Butts are Better than One, Wise Cracks only contains one measly scene. Thankfully this time it lasts over a half hour, but it’s still only one scene. This is the kind of thing that many other companies puts as an extra on their DVDs. I can’t think of any scene I’ve watched that I’d be willing to purchase as a DVD with only that scene, and this is no exception. Don’t bother with this DVD.

Extras: Trailers are included for Internet Tushy, Mission to Uranus, Gluteus to the Maximus, and A Christmas Orgy. The photo gallery is the same one used in Two Butts are Better than One. It lasts about four and three quarter minutes with each photo lasting about seven seconds, although the time does seem to vary. There are many nice snapshots here, but none of them come from the feature. Finally, there are commercials for Tushy Magazine, websites, and phone sex.

Themes: Straight, group, lesbian, rimming (male > female), and anal

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Overall: Currently, Wise Cracks can be found online for between $13 and $18, with several stores at the low end and nobody in the middle. Although it seems like a bargain at first, it ends up feeling like a rip off since there’s only one scene on the DVD, and it’s a pretty average scene at that. Skip on by this DVD and save your time for a complete feature.

Note to Seymore Butts: Please learn how to count. Listing the running time of this DVD at 70 minutes is extremely deceptive and is bound to piss off almost everybody who buys this DVD. It’s great that you want to put out your stuff on DVD, since you have a lot of very good stuff, but this only makes you look bad. Please either do DVDs with several of these “movies”, or if you’re going to release them on single DVDs, use them as promotional materials or better yet, use these scenes as bonus features on some of your other full length DVDs. As is, after buying this and Two Butts are Better than One, I’m not sure if I feel like risking any more of my money on your products until I hear about them from somebody else first.

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