Stars: Roxy, Kelly, Haley, Kaiya, Courtney and Trixie
Running time: 2:34
I came across something like this once a long time ago: videos of girls being fucked by machines that were basically just dildos stuck onto a piston. It's always been an intriguing idea for those of us who like female masturbation videos: girls who are so worked up that fingers and toys just don't do it, they want, not the need, the relentless pounding of a machine to fully satiate them.
Those videos also explored a bondage kink, since the women were all strapped to a table and the machines were over-engineered to look like outcasts from Dr. Frankenstein's lab.
The story here is more down to earth but no less preposterous. Each girl shows up in a gynecologist's office complaining that they can no longer achieve orgasm by regular means. After a crackpot exam, the doctor gives them an array of dildos and vibrators for them to try out, and ends up (with the girl on the exam table) with the Dildo machine, finally pushed over the edge by something beyond the limits of mortal flesh. Some people might read this as being dark, since a man obviously can't do the job; but those of us who are more cynical would say that you can't really please a woman anyway. ;)
That's pretty much it. Six girls in six scenes, plus the "doctor' who frankly looks like Chester the Molester from Hustler cartoons. There girls are all above-average pretty, IMO. The acting sucks but nobody would win an oscar with this script anyway. The masturbation and orgasms ride the edge between looking fake and real—it's got that glossy, fakey over the top quality, but the girls really do look like they're enjoying it, so who knows. I'm tired of stylized, lap-dance, "is it time for the cum scene?" performances, at this point if it looks like it has any chance to be genuine, I'll take it.
Production Values: the sound is appalling, particularly during the "dialog" portions when it sounds like it was recorded by the condenser mike on a Radio Shack cassette recorder. The sex scenes sound better, probably because they could get the mike closer in, but it still has a little bit of that hollow sound that screams cheap. Camera work, however, is good. The camera's usually where I want it to be, and there's no artsy-fartsy rock-video shit that just distracts from the action. They also didn't skimp on chapter stops, so it's easy to skip around to the good stuff.
Special Features:Nothing, just trailers for other titles.
Final verdict: The story is ridiculous and stupid and the sound quality is slightly better than an old cassette recorder, but the rest of it rocks. The girls are good to very good looking, the sex and orgasms look like they could be real, which is better than most porn these days, and if you like masturbation with toys, you get it and lots of it. The fucking machines aren't contraptions, but they do the job and they add some spice to it.