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Wide Open Slippery Ass Meat (2010)
THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal, Masturbation
Starring: Kelly Divine, Ashli Orion, Katie Angel, Lea Lexis, Claudia Valentine, Sarah Sherron, Mya Nichole, Violet Monroe & B. Pumper
Produced & Directed by: B. Pumper
B. Pumper proves, again, why he is my favorite porn director as of now. Like John “Buttman” Stagliano, Santino Lee, Mike Adriano and even the likes of Belladonna, the man shoots the female beauty and the female buttocks with class and relentless gusto! The man is a “Godsend”, especially in a time where porn has gotten nastier and nastier. I remember in the old days, the early 90s, where the nastiest thing you’d see in porn in a man cumming on a woman’s pussy lips, only for her to wipe it in and tasting it. Nowadays, it’s all about butts, asses, rough anal sex, anal gapes, creampies and explicit ass worship. This is the kind of sex that I love, not only in porn, but in my personal life! I wanted to see this video as it would have been the second flick I’d seen from Pumper’s company, Freaky Empire. I saw some BTS footage that someone has posted on YouTube, which belonged to this flick, but for some reason, is not on the DVD. This footage contains him interviewing Ashli Orion, Mya Nichole and Violet Monroe, discussing 50 Cent and G-Unit, a “diss” on a radio show, Pumper admitting that he’s “one of a kind”, having Ashli Orion tell the haters “Fuck the haters, stop drinking your hater-ade” and then, he does an awesome freestyle with some of the funniest lyrics I’ve heard:
“Man, this bitch is loose.
You hear the queef, you see the cream
Man, she got that juice!
But them n*ggas is whipped, though.
He in love, he ain’t know that he married a hoe!”
And I will admit, this is a B. Pumper track that I love and I’d love to get a copy of it somewhere. But… back to the point.
Wide Open Slippery Ass Meat is a specialty video, which hardly contains any sex between Pumper and the women. In the same sense and extremely similar to John Stagliano’s Buttman’s Stretch Class series, this movie is a lot more crafty, explicit, nastier and more intimate than any of Stagliano’s Buttman’s Stretch Class series. While it may not be as classy and carefully thought out, here, Pumper showcases some of the most beautiful, exotic and badass white and European women in the industry. Every woman in this video has a solo scene, where she strips, converses with Pumper about butts, the smell of the ass and other forms of sexuality, they show their buttocks and have their rectums intruded in by various styles: walking and switching -- some of which is shot in slow motion, bendovers, the women spreading their butt cheeks as wide as humanly possible, jiggling, bouncing, doing splits, filling their assholes up with oversized toys, beads, butt plugs, lots of lube and spit and somehow, the women offer some very nasty and heavy creampie action, with spit, juices and lube dripping from their assholes between the ass play. In fact, the creampies are more heavier, messier and nastier than they were in Gapeman 4: The Anal Creampie Edition! I’ve said this before about the Buttman’s Stretch Class series, but this is a nightmare come true for any ass-obsessed freak who loves nothing more than severe and lengthy ass worship and anal gapes. I won’t say this is better than John Stagliano’s solo-masturbation/ass-obsessed series, but it’s a lot more graphic and bootylicious. Plus, Mr. Stagliano's scenes for his series are also very slow at times. Fortunately, we’re spared the clothes pins and hair clips that Buttman loves to use from time to time. And although the women wear perfect outfits (spandex, tights, skirts, booty shorts and jeans) and after some showing off and interviewing, the ass obsession and anal play is straight to the point. In many instances, the interviewing continues amid the ass play. Even after Pumper gives Kelly Divine a hand by using huge toys to open her asshole up, they both admit anal gapes causes the women’s asses to smell more nastier, which I know Pumper loves. Pumper does not fuck around!
Most of the women are beautiful and shown in their natural glory. Not too much makeup is used on them and each scene is shot with lots of time. The women are very orgasmic and even if they don’t like working with Pumper or starring in his videos, you can never tell. The women have an excellent time with him, as well as conversing with him. He admits wanting to cast Lea Lexis in Gapeman 5 and Kelly Divine explains to Lea that Gapeman is “crazy”! He smells Ashli Orion’s asshole and they laugh when he admits “I know I’m going to hell for this!” He doesn’t stop there. He also smells the dirty butts of the other ladies. He admits than he wanted to do a series like this for his catalog and he’s got it in! Claudia Valentine masturbates him in the BTS footage and that’s the closest thing to any sexual contact he gets with the women, at least that’s what’s shown here in this double-DVD set. Who ran the show was Ashli Orion (and she was perfect in here), Kelly Divine, Lea Lexis, Claudia Valentine, Sarah Sheron and Katie Angel (who resembles Maggie Gyllenhaal and has a hairy pussy, plus a sexy freckled face to match). Mya Nichole has never allured me at all, but she looks better than ever right here and Violet Monroe? Violet Monroe isn’t bad looking, but she looks as if she could be the daughter of the cartoon character Wimpy (you know, from Wimpy’s Burgers). [No pun intended] Her body is gorgeous, though. All eight scenes are brilliantly shot and flawless or damn-near flawless. Honestly, though, I could watch this video all the way through, unlike any of the Buttman’s Stretch Class videos (and though the fourth BSC was the awesome, Alexis Texas bores me badly)!
The a/v quality is great and the movie is shot in anamorphic widescreen. There are two ways to watch the BTS footage, which is kind of weird. It comes on automatically after the end of each disc/part, or you can watch it separately by going to the extras section on each disc. The original cut is 4 hrs. and 16 minutes, while the BTS footage adds up to 53 minutes. The photo gallery contains some of the best ass-spread photos one will ever obtain with sexy and explicit images that will linger in one’s psyche for a very long time. There are also eight Pumper trailers, including ones for Gapeman 4, White Bootys Drippin’ Hot Semen (which looks brilliant), Phattys, Rhymes & Dymes 14 (starring Montana Fishburne, Laurence Fishburne’s daughter) and Butts, Tits, Feet, Hands, Mouth, Dick, Pussy (which looks so fucking good, which stars Aurora Jolie, Emma Heart and Delilah Strong -- I know I plan to see this one very soon). There are no bonus scenes and I’ve noticed that Pumper doesn’t add bonus scenes to his DVDs much anymore. But before the movies begin, he always say “Hey, yo, you spent your money man? Fuck it, you’re getting your money’s worth!” And he’s right every fucking time. His DVDs are fully loaded and filled with not just one long movie and long BTS footage, but they are loaded with extras (trailers and maybe a bonus scene once in a while)!
Although B. Pumper left Evil Angel (The Evil Empire), he still gets it in and not much has changed. I like the fact that he hasn’t changed the concept for his work like some directors would do once they’ve moved to a different porn company. I notice that Pumper’s videos are getting more nastier, as for one, when Pumper was directing for Evil Angel, his videos has no creampies because Evil Angel has banned creampies, so no director could shoot a video for them that contained creampies. Even though there’s no actual sex in Wide Open Slippery Ass Meat, there are lots of creampies and nasty stuff oozing from the women’s open or closed butt holes. Finally, a solo masturbation/ass obsession video that one can watch all the way through without fast-forwarding or skipping scenes (unlike some of the content in the Buttman’s Stretch Class series). B. Pumper, do not stop doing what you’re doing. I hope you have learned your lesson from your being terminated from Evil Angel, but I believe this is what you’ve wanted after all: your own company with the ability to shoot all types of videos depicting your wicked sexuality. This video is the certified shit and in many instances, I’ve enjoyed it more than I did Mr. Butt Fetish! Similar to the latter, though, this is too much booty for anyone to endure! The chronic masturbator should avoid this video and many other ass obsessed videos, because it would be like comitting sexual suicide from busting too many loads to this one.
OVERALL RATING: 100% - HOT SHIT! [Buy this video today!]