Director: Greg Alves
The Abridged Version: The problem I have had with Zero Tolerance is that I have yet to really find any of their product exciting. I want to refrain from broadly labeling all of it tame because it’s not like they’re Vivid. They do anal and all of the gonzo stuff. It’s just for my tastes it seems tame to me. The lighting typically has a hazy quality to it and the action gets washed out. Then “Who’s Your Daddy 4” comes along and makes me re-think that. The opening scene is just an unbelievable display of sheer intensity and heat. It was unlike anything I had ever seen from ZT. And then it ended and the next scene started and the next after that. It gave me something new to complain about: scene sequencing. The opener with Cytheria is just so insanely off the hook that nothing that comes after it seems hot at all. It’s as if we open with the climax of a book and the rest of it is all falling action. Jayna is cute, but still months away from being a really hot performer in front of the camera. Cherry looked better than she ever has, but seemed to be doing anal and DP more for money than enjoyment. Kimberly Kane was something else and finally brought things back up but then Penelope and Christie Lee brought things back down and it all ends. So, what I got were two scenes that I really loved and did not expect to, considering the company at hand here of course. Then the other 4 scenes looked exactly like what I was expecting. We open with the girls arriving on set (IE: for gonzo sets nowadays, it is just short for awesome mansion somewhere in California). Quasarman stops them and engages them in his typically amusing interview. Then they go inside and fuck, most of them adhering to the title and requesting this of their male partner(s): “Fuck me, daddy.” This seems like the kind of thing that a prostitute might say to an old man at his request. Regardless, it did absolutely nothing for me, but I guess they couldn’t very well have named this series “Generic Young Girl Porn Series #15.” As it is, the two scenes I liked were great but the rest I didn’t like. I saw “Who’s Your Daddy 3” and didn’t like it at all, despite the presence of favorites like Brianna Blaze and Jennifer Luv. Well, I can definitely tell you that this is a much improved installment, but they can still do a lot better.
Scene 1: Cytheria (hot natural brunette, squirt queen) w/Mark Davis (18 minutes)
This hot brunette is a working contradiction to the rule that the hottest porn stars the ones that do a lot of anal scenes. As of this writing, Cytheria has never mortgaged away her derrier but continues to turn heads with her volcanic scenes. Maybe the fact that she squirts more than former anal queen Alisha Klass ever did has something to do with it. After the trademark opening interview, we abruptly cut to her sitting in Mark Davis’ lap. He frees her pussy of her panties and her breasts of her top quickly enough, illustrating his love for foreplay. Of course, who I am to criticize him because before you know it he has finger fucked Cytheria to a squirting orgasm right into the camera. To me, this one looked very faked but I’ve learned not to question it when it comes to Cytheria. You will too once you see her simply amazing second squirting orgasm, that sees the liquid projecting out of her pussy as if it were some geyser. This is shot from a medium shot so this is not even a close-up, which makes the fact that her squirt shoots so high that it leaves the frame all the more amazing. And you know what? She does it again one minute later. Amazing stuff. 3 squirting orgasms? Mark has damn well earned himself a blowjob and she eagerly administers it. I mentioned Alisha Klass. To be sure, Cytheria is not Alisha. If anything, she’s better. She fucks Mark reverse cowgirl. And then she squirts. And they do it again and she squirts. And then she fucks him in reverse cowgirl. And then she squirts all over his dick. And then he fucks her in doggy. And then she squirts. And then they do it again and she squirts. And then Mark fingers her to another squirt. Eventually, you start to understand why they used a blanket to cover the very nice couch the two are fucking on. The blanket can’t guard the whole couch though and when she squirts all over herself after Mark pounds her in piledriver there is also a sudden big wet spot on the couch cushions. To understand this, you’ve got to know that all of her squirts are just huge geysers. Only one of the ones I mentioned is actually real small. And after each one Cytheria goes into an extremely bizarre and fascinating state. Imagine a mixture of a person having a seizure and a person who is freezing cold and shaking because of it. That’s kind of what she looks like after each seizure. After this circus act scene, the ending is predictably anticlimactic as he merely pops a small load in her mouth and she looks into the camera as it fades out. That’ll do porn star. That’ll do.
Scene 2: Jayna Woods (cute dirty blonde, natural, petite body) w/Mark Wood (27 minutes)
Poor Jayna. No girl could follow up Cytheria, except maybe the aforementioned Alisha or Arianna Jollee. But Jayna is definitely not either one of those girls. Instead, she is a very new girl to the scene who will not really start putting in hot work until she learns to ignore the camera. She ain’t at that point here. Luckily for us, she is in fact damn hot and at least not a lame fuck. She is clearly into what is going on. Mark strips her down to only her white Sketchers and finger fucks her pussy, as she quietly moans and practices her hand at playing back at the camera. She gives him a nice blowjob with her eyes closed the whole time. Though she fails to deep throat, she does get half of his cock down her throat and enlists some sexy teasing such as getting him to beg her to put it back in her mouth as she is merely licking his cock head. Finally satisfied, Mark lies her down and drills her missionary. She moves to her side for sideways missionary, losing herself in the moment and calling out for him to, as she puts it, “make me cum.” Here, it is first apparent just how tight she is around his dick so, though she jams her eyes shut through most of this, it is understandable why her moans sounded so genuine. In cowgirl, she mostly stays stationary and lets Mark piston in and out of her. This works to great effect as a mysterious white substance, most likely her cum, starts coating his dick. During all of this, Mark does a great job of reaching down and holding her cheeks open, which reveals an asshole, which was ultra tight at the beginning of the scene, now practically gaping and asking to be fucked. Alas, her ass is off limits here or anywhere else for the foreseeable future really. After doggy and reverse cowgirl, Mark pounds a little in missionary before shooting off on her chest and belly.
Scene 3: Cherry Poppens (cute redhead/blonde, natural b-cups, pale white skin, two small tattoos) w/Alberto Rey and Mike Stefano (24 minutes)
Cherry is of the new breed of young female porn star that has chameleon like hair. It is constantly changing. In some films, she is a straight-up redhead. In others, it is hard to tell what she is. Here, she actually looks like a blonde with heavy red highlights, though in actuality it is the other way around. Either way, this is flat out the hottest I have ever seen Cherry Poppens looks and she really tarts it up in the opening strip. (Note: a quick view of pubic hair reveals her true hair color). Once inside, her two co-stars, both of whom are usually almost annoying domineering elsewhere, push her down to the bed and stick their cocks in her mouth in no time. She offers up no complaints though, administering a magnificent double blowjob. As soon as the sex starts, it becomes obvious that each guy really wants to be the one fucking her, with the blowjobs she gives him not doing the trick for him. So, in cowgirl they take their turns in a bizarre maneuver you see a lot now where the guy under fucks her and then pulls out and then the other steps in and fucks her pussy in crouching doggy while the guy below her jerks off. They do extremely similar work on her in reverse cowgirl. You know where this is heading don’t you? There is that other hole, isn’t there? And that’s where this scene goes off track. Cherry has done anal in the past and DPs, but at one point her agency reported that she didn’t like doing it and would never do it again. So, watching her do it here just made me feel bad for her because she pretty clearly is not really enjoying it. She does a good job of acting her way through it so that you might be fooled, but I sure wasn’t. This isn’t the type of girl who looks good doing gape shots with her asshole. On some level, watching her very tight asshole getting pounded in reverse cowgirl was really hot. On some level, it was also depressing. It wasn’t nearly as depressing as watching her get DPed in cowgirl. Maybe Cherry really did change her mind and loves anal now. It didn’t look like it to me, but maybe I was wrong. By scene’s end, her once tight asshole is a gaping wreck and her mouth and chest are covered by cum.
Scene 4: Kimberly Kane (model-hot dirty blonde, natural b-cups, nipple rings) w/Mark Wood (22 minutes)
I must admit that watching Kimberly Kane here was odd for me. She is damn hot, not resembling your typical porn star at all. And she has a great personality, which is displayed in the interview. Who did she remind me of? Oh, yeah. My girlfriend. Put a pair of glasses on her, make her face slightly less attractive, pull her hair back so that the porn set’s hair dresser hasn’t styled it, and you would have my lady fair. So, am I projecting or do I really like Kimerly? Fuck if I know nor do you probably care. We start off with my lady fair’s doppelganger sitting on a couch, wearing simply black panties and a sexy pink top with cupped breasts and filly lace at the bottom. Of course, I don’t know why I bother saying that because at the snap of your fingers she is completely nude, kneeling in front of him and sucking his cock. She doesn’t manage to get a whole lot of man meat in her mouth but she makes it still look great. Climbing aboard in cowgirl, she rotates up and down on him in amazing speed and he again repeats his trick with Jayna by reaching down to the girl’s ass and pulling her cheeks apart to reveal a rather inviting asshole. But like Jayna, Kimberly is vag only. She is real into this too, the first girl to reach Cytheria’s level since then. In missionary, she rarely takes her eyes off Mark as her hands flail about in search of something to clutch. She also turns out to have a surprising oral fixation, sucking on Mark’s toes when his foot is close to her mouth as he pounds her in a modified doggy style. He, of course, notices this and tries to give her his cock to suck on instead. Once he takes that away to go back and fuck her some more, she fills the void by sucking on her thumb. I probably shouldn’t have, but I found this unbelievably sexy. After reverse cowgirl, we quick cut to him shooting off on her face as she is kneeling before him. For Mark Wood, the load he drops on her is rather large. She is left with cum in her belly, she swallowed some, and plenty more on her face and chin.
Scene 5: Penelope (average blonde, natural breasts, looks like pre-implants Jamie Brooks, two non-distracting tattoos) w/Steve Hooper (15 minutes)
If there is a weak link in this tape it is Penelope and judging from how short her scene is it seems like I’m not the only one who thinks that. She tamely strips on the ledge of mansion before we cut to her making out with her paid lover on a couch. He is not as quick as the other guys were to free the female of the clothing. Instead, he has her kind of model her outfit a little bit before finally giving into the job at hand and getting to the fucking. Once nekked, she sucks his dong before jumping on for a ride in cowgirl. They move to sideways missionary and doggy. Her drops a load on her face and in her mouth after reverse cowgirl. As she is playing with the cum and reading her cue card, “Thank you daddy,” I finally notice that she has braces. Good for her.
Scene 6: Christie (cover girl) w/Kurt Lockwood (20 minutes)
For me, Christie is the unfortunate bearer of resemblance to a girl I once knew and hated. So, I look at her and don’t see her. I see the other one. As such, I am not the best reviewer to review this scene, but I’ll try. Christie opens the scene and oddly enough doesn’t look quite as good as she does on the cover nor is she even wearing the outfit she did there. It’s the same exact outfit here, just pink and not blue. And again I have described clothing for nothing before Kurt quickly tosses them aside, while he himself keeps his clothes on, just like all the other guys did, for as long as possible. The tattooed one, Kurt, licks and fingers her nether regions before she licks the length of his schlong. She recognizes her own limitations and makes up for her inability to come close to even deep throating by administering a well-practiced blowjob/handjob combination. A girl by the name of St. Claire used to do this too. Here, her reward for this is Kurt slapping her face with his dick. Christie rides him reverse cowgirl and then lets him do all the work in doggy, cowgirl, and missionary. During that latter position, Christie comes to a very real looking orgasm. Though she doesn’t squirt, her body writhes in almost the exact same way that Cytheria’s did. After that, the facial is an after thought and can only disappoint. It does. It is a weak shot in her mouth that she mostly swallows. We end with her sucking, surely until someone told her she could stop.
The Verdict: Had I viewed Cytheria’s scene last, I would be telling you right now how much I loved this tape. I probably would have still been wrapped up in it at this point. However, viewing it first and then watching each scene after that not delivering the goods just annoyed me. The tape as a whole shoots its figurative load prematurely and the rest can’t live up to it. But still, that is one hell of an opener and keep your eye out for Kimberly Kane. She’s going to be big in this business, I tell ya’. Real big! Mmm. I must go call my girlfriend now.
Rent it or Buy It: Take away Cytheria’s scene, this is a rental-only and even at that very easy to pass up. Add Cytheria’s scene and I still wouldn’t call it a must-buy, simply because Cytheria is a very busy girl. Her scene in “Wet Brunettes 2” was better than this one. You can see her do her circus squirting act elsewhere, but it sure look good here along with Kimberly Kane.
The DVD: The menus are simply and easy to navigate. The technical qualities superb. The extras:
Behind the Scenes (10 minutes)-So, who the fuck is the director anyway? It sure seems like it was Quasarman and not Greg Alves here.
Strip Tease (13 minutes)-This is a strip tease for each girl, as you might have noticed that these were cut from the scenes for girls like Kimberly Kane. It is nice that they have them here and this is a feature that I wish that all Zero Tolerance DVDs had. The only ones I have seen this feature on are those of Quasarman.
Cumshot Loop (5 minutes)
Bonus Scene- Kelly Kline (average looking brunette , very cute and girl-next-door like) w/a guy (10 minutes)
Ms. Kline looks like the popular girl from your high school who was mysteriously nice to everyone and just a good person. You would never expect to see her in porn, but here she is. In a pink strink bikini, she is paired with new male talent. Me thinks the only reason this hot and vivacious girl got dumped her on the DVD as a bonus scene is probably because her male partner just couldn’t get the job done, though any implicit indication of that is edited out of this scene. She sucks his limp dick to a full erection and rides him reverse cowgirl and cowgirl, administering pussy to mouth in-between positions. She moans intensely during a minute of doggy before he drops a big load on her mouth. She had her mouth closed though which means no swallowing and the look she flashes him during this sequence is not exactly that of a girl who just had a pleasant experience filming a scene. Again, I see nothing here to make me think that the fault was her’s.
About the Author: A current college student, Kelly began his infatuation with pornography with the likes of late night Skinimax before graduating to hardcore. As such, sometimes storylines go a long way toward his enjoyment but sometimes he just wants to see some hard sex. In either avenue though, girl/girl bored him to tears. He used to operate a fan site dedicated to Taylor St. Claire, who is still to this day his favorite porn star. Other favorite girls include Renee LaRue, Zora Banks, Cherry Mirage, Avy Scott, Alyssa Love, and Devinn Lane. Though he does generally prefer voluptuous, big-breasted women, he also enjoys the work of Stephanie Swift, Jennifer Luv, August Night, Luci Thai, and Selena Silver. He avoids Max Hardcore, Ed Powers, Vivid, and compilations as much as possible, and eagerly looks forward to releases from Evil Angel, Devils Film, Red Light District, and Platinum X. He generally favors anal scenes and DP scenes with big facials, but is too timid for gangbangs and any such other extremities. His favorite directors are Vince Vouyer, Mike John, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, and Jules Jordan. His favorite porn films of all time include “The Fashionistas” (2003), “Whack Attack 9” (2001), and “Service Animals 7” (2002).