What I Liked:
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Scene 1: The first scene has an interesting set up: Ashli Orion and her hubbie, Marco Banderas, already are making out, but then it turns out that the guy can’t perform. Well, Ashli has a back-up plan: she calls in D-Snoop. As such, the guy puts it to Ashli in a variety of positions which includes lots of doggie-style boffing.
Scene 2: Some poor guy walks in to find his wife, Katie St. Ives, kissing Prince Yashua. You see, the spark has faded in their marriage, and Katie wants her spouse to watch her fuck Mr. Yahshua, “to see how it’s done.” By done, we’re talking about things like Katie lavishing a good blowjob on her partner, Mr. Yahshua power pumping Katie’s cooze (in in missionary and spoon), and the perky vixen getting hoisted up and boffed via standing supported fucking.
Scene 3: In keeping with the flick’s central theme, Scarlett Monroe confides to her boyfriend that she wants some black cock, and has her significant other watch as she tussles with Jon Jon. The result is the usual assortment of sexual positions, plus some standing doggie-style fucking up against a wall and or course, a few sessions of cock-sucking.
Scene 4: In the name of spicing up her relationship, Amber Rayne opts to fuck Julius, and she seems to enjoy sucking and pulling on Julius’ pecker. The doggie-style banging looks good, but the real thumbs up is for seeing Amber lustfully riding up and down on Julius’ member via reverse-cowgirl.
What I Didn’t Like:
Huuh, four scenes...for some reason I was expecting five scenes. Moreover, with Ashli Orion and Amber Rayne present, I expected at least one anal, but no such luck here.
The additional stuff is a tad bit thin here, with only a Photo Galley and a Pop Shot segment.
The box cover drew me to this DVD. In my opinion, this is Katie St. Ives' best cover to date. Just as important, she delivers a solid performance. Amber has some pretty good sexual energy, which is fairly well matched by Scarlett. To sum it all up, this is decent piece of porn, but it could have been just a bit more.