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White Bread

White Bread

Studio: Dreamland
Category:  Gay
Starring: ,
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Joe Shaver's ratings for White Bread:
Overall Rating 3 stars
White Bread overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks White Bread Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks White Bread Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex White Bread Sex rating 3 stars
Plot/Acting White Bread Plot/Acting rating 2.5 stars
Extras White Bread DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality White Bread A/V Quality rating 2 stars
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Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  10/12/2004
The film opens with a teacher telling a bleached-blond student that he can make up his failing test and keep his scholarship if he takes another test. The test is if he can take teacher’s hefty cock. And teacher has a big thick one. Little bleached student can hardly get his lips around it. It does, however, fit up his ass.

In the second scene, a skinny blond has been asked over to help a friend with homework. They are both clothed on the bed with open textbooks. There is more on the friend’s mind and the books are soon closed to get on with the real reason he asked the blond over. He wants to tutor the tutor. The seduction is done well and the blond boy's shy but willing responses are quite believable. Soon the young blond is stripped naked. This kid is really skinny with big knobby knees. There’s no meat on his bones but he does have a nice piece of meat between his legs and he is sexy. The friend on the other hand is not sexy. In fact he is the least interesting naked boy I have ever seen. It’s not that he’s ugly. It’s just a perfectly bland body. He has no definition and his color is that orange that one gets from artificial tanners. He’s good at sucking cock though and he turns twinky over to eat his ass and fuck him. All illusion is shattered, however, when we hear the director giving him orders. (The sound throughout the video is crappy. Obviously they only used the camera mike. But the director’s voice comes though loud and clear.)

With no set-up for the next scene we find two youngsters on a sofa. A blond is sucking a curly dark-haired lad’s tit. The blond looks like Woody Harrelson’ less attractive younger brother. Curly is quite cute. They suck some dick before Curly sits down on Woody’s woody. After a while Woody stands up with Curly still impaled on his cock and turns around to lie him on the sofa so the fuck can continue in the missionary position. The respective jackoffs onto one another are done in slow-motion. A bad choice as each masturbation seems to go on for infinity.

The final scene features the teacher and along with Woody and Curly. Apparently Woody is the bleached-blond from scene one’s brother and he needs to take a make-up test, too. This is a teacher who firmly believes the old adage “spare the rod and spoil the child”. Both suck the rampant rod, but it’s Curly—not Woody—who gets it in the ass.

There are many things in this world that puzzle me. One is why laundry lint is always lavender. Another is why this film is called White Bread. In spite of some poor technical aspects and the fact that none of the performers are really pin-up material, the film is really not that bad. Many of the sellers are offering it for under $15. Some for under $10 At those prices it’s worth it.

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