Cast: Malitia, Stacey, Estelle, Raylin, Monique & Gina Ryder.
Apparently the guys don't matter, as they don't get billing. Well, OK, it matters to some of us, since we know what to expect from Tom Byron and Marc Davis, both of whom appear. The other gentleman's name escapes me, but he's a fairly recent addition to porn whose characteristic features include body-builder muscles, "viagra-rash" red skin and a long penis with a kink in it (you know who you are); we'll call him Red.
1) Bonus scene, which I'm happy to report isn't the same one that Extreme's been using for over a year. Unfortunately I don't recognize it: Barret Moore (err, Veronica Caine?) and Mickey G. in a desert setting shot in "old west" sepia tones.
2) Trailers: Extreme Teens, SIDS 2: short and sweet, but not of any interest to this reviewer.
3) Gallery: Three stills per girl. No music background and you press play to go to the next still (no going backwards). Press menu to get out. Are we done here?
A word on production values: Those who frequent the forums will know that Extreme Associates has been getting slammed for the poor quality of their DVD's. Tom Byron promised a while back that he would address the issues. I'm happy to say that he's made a good start. Buns giggled, boobies bounced, hair flew, asses got slapped and nary a stray pixel did I detect. Unfortunately the audio remains a sore point. The music over the main menu is much louder than that played during the scenes. Furthermore, the music in the scenes drowns out what's being said. Yes, it's gonzo, but it's still nice to know what the performers are saying to each other and I found myself constantly adjusting the volume to try and understand them. Nevertheless, I give credit where credit is due, and if the other Extreme videos are now getting transferred as well as this DVD was then kudos to them.
OK. Those of you who have seen a Whack Attack video know what they are about - GONZO! You get an intro to each scene featuring the girl in various settings and poses, with and without clothes. Then you get the girl (sometimes girls) with Tom, or some other lucky guy, getting fucked. You know you'll get a blow job, then vaginal and anal sex. Ass to mouth (A2M) is not required, nor are any "circus" acts. Still, this probably isn't where you want to start in on porn with your girl. This is whacking material for guys. That said, in the expectation that ya'll don't need a blow-by-blow description, I will give my impression of each scene.
Scene 1: Malitia and Tom
Malitia isn't your classical beauty but she has a presence that puts some, myself included, in mind of a sexual tigeress. She's hardcore, she'll fuck you back and she's into it...I like her! Malitia starts out in a white blouse and very short cut-off jeans allowing Tom to spend a fair amount of time admiring that ass before getting her out of her clothes and getting busy. Most of the shots are medium length, so we get to see a lot of Malitia's face along with the penetration. Those of you who've read my posts know this is a big point with me, so Tom gets an A+ for this scene.
Scene 2: Stacey and Marc Davis
Stacey is a petite brunette who appears to be of middle eastern descent. She's only good looking until she smiles and her eyes light up, then she's gorgeous (note to Stacey - lose the piercings, you don't need them). She claims this is her first anal...on camera anyway. She's wearing a frilly white blouse and black vinyl(?) shorts, which Marc is quick to get her out of. All I can say is, if this is her first anal, then Marc's the man! Stacey goes from "take it slow" to "pound my ass!" If you like Stacey, you'll love this scene. Another A+ for Tom.
Scene 3: Estelle and "Red"
Estelle is a pretty, bottle-blonde who appears to hail from France. As much as Stacey got into her anal, Estelle is out of it. Marc made the effort to make it good for Stacey; "Red" doesn't appear to give a rat's ass. It's definitely hardcore anal but the contrast to the previous scene couldn't have been greater and I really didn't want to watch: D-.
Scene 4: Raylin and Marc Davis
Raylin is from Texas and when we say we do things big down here we could be talking about this girl. Big butt, big boobs, big eyes, big hair and big smiles for the camera. Marc pushes her anal-envelope but she comes through like a trooper, including the only A2M in the DVD. If you're a fan of Raylin, or if you've never seen her, check this one out. I give it an A.
Scene 5: Monique, Gina Ryder and Tom
If you want to see a picture of Monique, look up "Wild thang" in the dictionary. If you want to see Gina, look up "Latin bomb shell." Watching Tom literally bottom out in these girls was almost enough to make me demand he get back in front of the camera. The downside to pairing this salt-and-pepper duo is that you only get half the time with each, and sometimes the cameraman lets the other girl partially block the shot. I'm going with a B+.