Directed by Jules Jordan
First of all I should point out that this is the first time I have reviewed the Canadian version, which is edited, re-authored, and distributed by Valentine Video. I can say with confidence that the original Evil Angel version is sure to be better, and had I been rating the EA version I am sure it would have scored better.
That said, I really wasn't sure if "WOAD" would be my cup of tea. I'm not that excited by toy play, or watching a bunch of guys going at it with one girl, but since Jules rarely disappoints I was compelled to watch this one anyway. Plus "Weapons of Ass Destruction" is just too clever a title to pass on. For the most part I enjoyed this disc, especially Belladonna. Although not every scene was for me WOAD provides a good variety of scenes, showing that Jules can do it all. There is toy play, three 1on1s, a 3on1, and a 4on1.
Scene 1 Belladonna
The famous Le Corbusier Chaiselongue has never looked so fine as it does with Bella's ass arched across it. (Jules must be making some $$$) I can't help but feel repetitive here praising Jules' nak for finding incredibly sexy and original outfits for his ladies. The fact is wardrobe has been a long neglected aspect of gonzo porn in my opinion, and JJ is doing a hell of a job turning the tides. Anyway back to Bella! It seems even more attention to hair and makeup was paid to Bella than usual, she looks as classy as she does slutty. She is wearing a delicious pair of white hot pants over some very wide fishnet stockings, and a semi transparent white top that hug her breasts beautifully. The payoff is that an outfit like this enhances the tease footage tenfold and this is amongst the best tease footage JJ has captured in my humble opinion. There are a few points when she is showing off that ass of hers for the camera where her cheeks stretch out those wide fishnets like a glazed ham. Ok maybe that description doesn't do it justice, point is it is I found it titillating. After a exquisite view of Bella peeling those hot pants off, we find her back on the chaise ready for some toys. Jules probes her with quite a few toys (and I think the Valentine version edits some out) , not really my thing, but Bella seems to enjoy the challenge. The rest of this scene is truly fantastic, as Bella show us exactly why she has earned a reputation as an anal dynamo and a sexually skilled performer. It's not just the she looks so great in this scene nor the way she plays to the camera with those playful eyes, but the fact that I just don't think there are more than a handful of pornstars that could even do the things she does, as well as she does them.
Scene 2 McKayla Matthews
This scene is a 1on1 that starts of with a very brief tease and some of toy play. McKayla is a cute girl, with a cute face and a natural body. She puts in an enthusiastic performance, but this scene was fairly mediocre in my opinion, especially for Jules. Granted the Belladonna scene is a tough act to follow.
Scene 3 Gauge
I can tell you that the beginning of this scene has defiantly been edited out in the Valentine version This scene starts for me with Gauge crawling out of the cage in her bikini. I have to say I'm not the biggest Gauge fan, nor am I much of a fan of 4on1s. However I did feel that Gauge was looking pretty hot in this scene, and as far as 4on1s go this is one of the better ones I've scene. So I would imagine that if your a big Gauge fan (and I understand there are many) and watching her get penetrated every which way by four guys sounds like a good idea, then you will not want to miss this one. Personally I have a feeling I missed what would have been my favorite part of the scene. Not so much the cage, but rather the tease footage.
Scene 4 Stacy
I really liked her performance in "Trained Teens" so I was looking forward to this one. While I still enjoyed her in this 3on1, I felt, surprisingly that Jules didn't take advantage of her potential in this one. What I like about Stacy is that she has this really fun, playful valley girl personality, plus a great little ass and a nice natural body. I just think JJ fell short with tease as well as the outfit. Nevertheless this is still a solid 3on1 scene.
Scene 5 Trinity
Finally we have Trinity in a 1on1 with Jules. I quite enjoyed this scene, more than I thought I would. Some nice tease footage here shows of a rather nice "bubble" butt. I don't know if she was acting or not, but Trinity had me convinced that she was loving every single second of this scene, and that is always a huge turn on for me. She flashes some great smiles all the way through this scene, as she delivers some great action. This is the kind of solid anal sex scene I have come expect from a Jules Jordan Production.
Valentine Video Canadian version Extras
Photo Gallery (5 pictures)
Evil Angel version Extras
Jules Jordan bio
This one is probably worth the price of admission for the Belladonna scene alone if you ask me. However the rest of the disc didn't blow me away the same way JJ titles usually do, although Trinity's performance does help round out the disc.
I was not quite sure how to rate this one considering it is not exactly the same as the Evil Angel edition, most of you are likely to come across. However I think it is worth looking at how much their Canadian distributor Valentine Video has butchered this disc, as a cautionary tale for those that might come across their product from time to time.
For starters the Valentine Video edition has basically none of the extras you are used to finding on the EA release, the picture quality isn't quite as sharp, they have censored some of the footage, and most shockingly they have screwed up the dvd authoring so badly that I was barely able to get this disc to play. The main menu leads you through several choices that forced me to restart my player.
Note to Evil Angel: if you are going to sell reproduction and distribution rights to foreign companies, it would be appreciated if you forced them to live up to a certain standard of quality.