This title represents a slew of new discoveries for me: new director (Pat Myne), new studio (FusXion), new actresses, and a new series. I picked up this title for two reasons: first, Amber Rain, the boxcover babe is quite the cutie. Second, I personally have a special place in my heart for girls who fuck on a first date.
Let's see if this two-hour movie (well, 1:58 to be exact) is worth asking out again.
Amber Rain, Mark Davis
Throughout the pre-scene interview with Pat Myne, Amber Rain (our boxcover girl) is a gorgeous blonde looker with a rather sassy attitude; her blue eyes offset her pale pinkish skin, natural titties, and curvy rear. Her flaxen locks wave in the air as she sucks Mark Davis's thick uncut cock. They start the sex with a modified reverse cowgirl before Mark does a bit of finger probing in her pussy and asshole (which she dutifully licks). Refreshingly, this little blonde tartlet doesn't have any tattoos or piercings. He takes his time entering her ass with his big boner with slow strokes as he licks the toes of her right foot. A little A2M follows with her taking most of his dick down her throat. Next up is reverse anal piledriver, a position that I find to be too contrived to enjoy all that much. Thankfully, it is short and more A2M precedes anal doggy (including some gape shots). Reverse anal cowgirl, anal cowgirl, anal missionary (with occasional dabblings in A2M). Mark finally pops, but his generous load, but only a couple blasts land on her face/tongue, the rest dribbles down onto her chest.
Becca Brat, Jack?
Pat is interviewing Becca in what I believe is referred to as the "Skittles House" (a house with a colorful modern interior); I recognize this as a rather popular set for many gonzo shooters. As is sadly typical in this movie, the audio portion of the interview is very poorly balanced: you can her responses, but his questions are occasionally inaudible. This is exacerbated by an annoying soundtrack during the pre-scene interviews. Becca is pretty vocal, even as she gets some cock rammed into my mouth. Becca gives her "date" a vigorous blowjob until he starts pumping away at her pussy. Her body features some tattoos and piercings, but fortunately, her rack is all-natural and she's a noisy fuck. Becca's pussy gets a workout in a number of positions and she likes sucking her pussy juices off of his dick (Jack Spade?). Wow, not only does she fuck on a first date, she also likes creampies (although anal action might be reserved for a second date). The camera closes in on her oozing pussy and we get to see a few globs dribble out. With her fingers she scoops some out and nastily licks it up.
Ice Ice Baby, Lee Stone
Exotic looking Ice Ice is a 20-year-old hottie of mixed ethnic origin apparently. She's generous with the saliva as she noisily slurps down Lee's cock. Big Lee starts pumping her pussy doggy style; he pulls out for a little oral attention, then dives back into her pussy, again from behind. The whole bed is shaking as her pussy takes a pounding, even after they switch to missionary. Ice Ice is a noisy fuck as well; she looks great in reverse cowgirl, her pert little titties bouncing up and down as she rubs her clit. She has a couple of piercings and at least one tattoo on her arm, but they aren't too annoying, and luckily none are visible in cowgirl position viewed from behind. Lee pumps her from the missionary position before he pops his load on her face. She blows some cum bubbles and with a little direction, scoops the remainder into her mouth. No anal here, maybe Ice Ice saves it for the morning after (LOL).
Joselyn Pink, Ben
22-year-old brunette Joselyn has a nice body; her shaved pussy features a clit ring. Her tiny tits feature some rather pointy nipples. She has an unfortunate case of butt acne, but luckily we can't see that as she starts sucking Ben's cock. He flips her upside down and she goes to work on his cock while he gives her pussy a few tongue lashings. He pumps his thick rod in her pussy doggy style and the closeups would normally have been more photogenic if she didn't have that uh, skin condition. Ben primes her sphincter with his digits, then switches over to his dick which she apparently likes buried in her behind. The nasty slut that she is, she enjoys some A2M before he delves again in her backdoor. The action looks a little better as she gets drilled anal missionary (some gapes and A2M), and the reverse anal cowgirl is probably the best way to enjoy this brazen little fuckbunny. Ben finally unloads, mostly in and around her mouth.
Haley is sitting on a bench, brushing her long black hair as Pat chats her up. The 21-year-old San Diegan is eager to meet Lee, but she's not really interested in the date portion. Lee pretends to be pissed off that they're not going out until she tells him that there will be ass-fucking instead. She has gorgeous natural knockers and a neatly shaved kitty. She can't seem to get much of his dick down her gullet as she sucks away (just a couple of inches), but he's not complaining. She's also a bit more on the passive and quiet side to boot. We get a nice view of those fabulous boobs once Lee starts spearing her in reverse cowgirl which migrates from vaginal to anal. They switch to anal piledriver which is peppered with some gape shots; she's a bit more vocal in this position which livens things up a tad. They switch to anal missionary; plenty of gape shots and some A2M continue to spice up the relatively sedate action. She takes his load mostly in her mouth, but a few drops end up on that fabulous chest of hers. She says she'd love to go out on a second date with two guys.
The video quality is excellent here, but the audio quality, as in many gonzo productions, is sub-par, especially during the pre-scene interviews. Annoying, the muffled audio is aggravated by the stupid addition of the soundtrack song during these interviews. The audio levels are a little better during the actual sex scenes, but Pat needs to pay a bit more attention to this.
Scene Selections - normally I wouldn't bother covering this in a review, but they are mislabeled. For example, Becca Bratt's scene is labeled Scene 4, but it's actually the second scene.
Instant Pop Shot Access are the popshots one after another; there are chapter breaks for each scene. Handy, but not essentially, since every scene is broken up into the main sex, plus another chapter for the pop shot.
The so-called Special Features aren't all that special. There's an average Photo Gallery, but the rest is crap. More Adult Fun are just ads for phone sex companies; the Web section is apparently another ad. Stop forcing this crap down our throats!
Coming Attractions has some trailers but they run back-to-back rather than being presented in a more user-friendly menu format.
Overall, the DVD extras are pretty useless; there is nothing here I would ever bother to watch again.
This movie falls short. Pat really should have spent a few minutes playing up the theme of this movie (girls who fuck on the first date) and it would have been a heck of a lot cuter. Contrast Pat's approach with that of Brandon Iron's Baker's Dozen series; the latter's silly donut antics are just enough to set up the story and not too much to really intrude. Pat's pre-scene interviews should have been short little sketches of the guys meeting the girls, etc. The only time this happens is Lee's final scene with Haley; if all the scenes had that plus a tiny bit more, it would have been a far more effective use of the series theme.
Concerning the actual sex, I liked Amber and Becca's scenes the best. Haley's scene clicked the least for me, despite her nice bod; the action in Joselyn's scene was pretty good, but I'm thankful that it wasn't shot on HD. The world is not ready for mild skin lesions in high-definition.
I've only seen one episode of this series, but I hope Pat will tighten up audio production values, think about what's put in the DVD extras, and work the fuck-on-a-first-date theme more effectively. If you're keen on any of the talent in this movie, it's a decent rental, but not everyone will think this is a true keeper.
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