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Voluptuous Naturals (Alpha Blue Archives)

Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
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Reviewed by jayo  on  11/18/2011

Voluptuous Naturals

Studio: Alpha Blue Archives

Stars: Leslie Winston, Big Bertha, Roxanne Brewer, Lillian Parker, according to a retailer website. The DVD credits nobody.

Running time: 1 hour 58 minutes

People talk about the golden age of porn and they'd have you believe it was all the high-end, glossy, well-photographed, well-edited, high-concept feature films--stuff like Deep Throat, Insatiable, Sex World, The Opening of Misty Beethoven, The Devil In Miss Jones, Taboo. You know how it goes.

But a hell of a lot of it is this: one-reelers of 8mm film sold in tiny little ads in the backs of men's magazines of the day. They're short. They quality is spotty. They were made and sold on the cheap.

Besides the hardcore stuff, there was plenty of cheesecake--simulated masturbation and just plain video centerfold stuff. There were a lot of big-boobed models who made the rounds of the nudie mags selling photos of their bare tits and asses, but they weren't going to have sex on camera. The magazine ran stills and sold the film as an extra so you could see your favorite models in action. They still do it today.

So this is a collection of those movies. Ten models in solo scenes adding up to about 2 hours. The action varies: some of the models simulate masturbation, some just pose. Some are in B&W and some are in color, and the quality varies from mediocre to atrocious, depending on the source. The models themselves are all white, and a mix from fairly to very busty and and from fairly to very attractive.

Want to know who they are? Alpha Blue couldn't be bothered to name anybody so if you see someone fetching, you'll have to either recognize her on your own or ask in the forums for an ID.

Special features: None at all

Production values: This is a typical Alpha Blue Archives release: you get absolutely nothing more than the bare essentials, though they did bother to set a chapter stop for the beginning of every scene. That was appreciated.

Video varies, as I said, from accfeptable to atrocious--the screen caps should give you an idea. I don't really fault Alpha Blue for this in that they're obviously going from the original films, but the one with the woman and the Cadillac convertible is nearly unviewable, and a couple others aren't much better. Toward the end the films look like they were used to sweep a shop floor.

The DVD boasts CD-quality sound. That's because the films are silent, so they added a track of psychadelic 60s rock that I suppose is royalty free. I didn't recognize any of the tracks and of course Alpha Blue won't ID anything. Since I like this genre of music, this was a feature I enjoyed.

Final verdict: if you really have a hardon for 70s era big-boobed models featured in 8mm stroke loops, it's worth looking at. But that's the only reason I'd recommend it. As a masturbation video it's lacking--it's mostly posing. The video quality is particularly poor, and you probably will never know who you're watching. If you just like big boobs and masturbation, you could do far better with something more recent.

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