The Little Details
Running Time: approx. 104 min. total footage (includes both angles)
Production Date: 12 / 12 / 2004
Cast: Teagan and an uncredited guy
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Digital Playgroundís virtual sex series has been kinda kit or miss for me. Iím really not sure what to expect here.
Initial Reaction: I wish that Teagan could do a My Plaything.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting Virtual Teagan
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an interactive sex release that shows care and progress
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didnít notice any background noises. The video is nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen thatís so clear you can see the blemishes in the black sheet Digital Playground hangs in the background. Itís also nicely lit.
Music: The only music is during the strip tease, and there itís the only audio. It fits well, but isnít anything overly special.
Menus: The menus have kept with the usual format for this series. The main menu features Teagan standing and waiting while you make your choice on the menu below to start with. The sex selection menu then works itself around the edges of the screen with icons so large that thereís some talk of giving them their own zip code.
The FeatureVirtual Sex with Teagan Presley brings Digital Playgroundís contract girl into the virtual arena. By now most everybody whoís watched porn in the last few years has seen Teagan. Young, dishwater blonde, a slightly augmented rack that seemed to go with her contract, and an ass that I think has been blamed for a few traffic accidents. She matches those looks with a great sexual appetite which should make her a great choice for a virtual sex release.
Joone and Digital Playground keep things basic for these releases, and continue to give you just what youíve come to expect and nothing that would push the competition into thinking that they have to come up with new features to stay in the running. Teagan starts things out in front of the patented Digital Playground black background running her hands around herself as she wears a sexy pink bra and panties. You have the choice straight out between having Teagan strip, tell a story, foreplay, or sex.
Teaganís strip tease about two and a quarter minutes. The camera quickly pans up and down her body as she looks and sounds like she might be reading cue cards for her comments. Teagan picks things up after the first forty five seconds or so and seems to get the hand of it. She talks dirty a bit and strips down. This is an okay strip tease, but it started off rough and ended up as nothing too special.
For Stories, Teagan talks about two minutes about her first sexual experience, fantasies, anal, group sex, and girls. She provides a few different options, and even gives a few ideas. Although this was normally a decent little feature, here it comes off as laughable. Teagan is often chopped off just a little too quick by the editor, and sounds like sheís reading the entire thing off a typed out piece of paper that she filled out earlier. Itís almost laughable, no wait, it was because I couldnít help it. This was a sad feature.
Sexually, Teagan lets you have plenty of options, all of which have two angles available as well as an innocent or nasty mood. For foreplay, Teagan will let ďyouĒ grab her tits or ass or work on her pussy with ďyourĒ fingers, a vibe, or ďyourĒ tongue. As for ďyouĒ, Teagan will work you over with either her mouth, with a fair amount of stroking mixed in, or her tits. For sex, you can fuck Teaganís pussy in missionary, doggie, or either cowgirl or fuck her ass reverse cowgirl style.
Teaganís performance through the virtual sex is a mixed bag. She looks great and is vocal, but the moods just arenít there the entire time. Most of the time it seems like her nasty performance is about three lines of dirty talk, and then twenty seconds later sheís doing basically the same thing she did for her innocent performance. There were many times, such as the anal sequence, where I couldnít tell you which mood she was supposedly channeling. Her orgasms arenít much better. Although sheís vocal, there were times when I couldnít help but laugh out loud, such as when she goes into the overly vocal orgasm from you grabbing her tits. Hell, it was so bad that at times I couldnít help but wonder if anybody involved with it had ever had sex outside of the porn studio with or with a person who wasnít involved with the industry.
As for the technical aspects of the virtual sex, thatís a bit of a mixed bag as well. The best thing about it is that the anamorphic format lets Teagan be the focus of the action in the middle of the screen while the icons are all out in the black space around it. This definitely cleans up the presentation, and makes it all much more appealing to the eye. Then thereís the loops. For the sex acts you get roughly two minutes and the orgasms you get about thirty seconds, which is a respectable amount of time. My problem with them is that Digital Playground has taken about three steps back with their looping and goes to the start of the segment every time it loops. This isnít too bad during the fucking, but it really stands out during the foreplay section. The only thing that doesnít make Virtual Sex with Teagan Presley seem like it was made two or three years ago is the anamorphic transfer.
Then thereís the orgasm sequences, which has always been a point of contention with virtual sex releases. To start with, when the orgasm sequence ends, it just loops right back to the beginning rather than taking you back to where you were before. This just seems sloppy, and definitely interferes with the fantasy aspect of the release. Then thereís the reality factor. As far as I can tell, the only real pop was the one and only facial Teagan takes during with the blowjob. Thankfully for the rest of them Digital Playground quit using the computerized pop. Instead they use a wet pop most of the time, which looks about like a fifty-fifty mix of whipping cream and Elmerís glue that almost always looks fake as can be. For the doggie and the missionary Teagan takes it on her back and stomach, while a fake cream pie is used for both cowgirls. The reverse cowgirl anal also goes with a fake cream pie, but you donít see any sign of it and the cock never comes out of her ass. The cumshots werenít too impressive here.
Virtual Sex with Teagan Presley isnít a bad interactive sex release (I think Anarchy might have a patent on those), but it sure as heck isnít a good interactive sex release either. The camera work is nicely done, but although Teagan looks good she just doesnít show the depth to do both moods. The biggest problem, however, is that the entire release feels dated. Thereís the same black background that we heard years ago was supposed to be there to help with some new technology that was coming out. As memory served, Digital Playground tried unveiling that technology two or three years ago and it immediately disappeared. The pop shots are still obviously faked and the segments donít even loop well. For a company who used to be one of the leaders in virtual sex releases, Virtual Sex with Teagan is a big disappointment.
The Extra StuffNone. I guess some people might consider Teaganís storytelling to be an extra, but I consider it a part of the main feature. This seems to be yet another way that Digital Playground has fallen behind the competition with their virtual sex releases.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, virtual sex, tease, toys, oral, titty fucking, anal, spanking, and faked creampies (both vaginal and anal)
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of Digital Playgroundís virtual sex DVDs can be found online for between about $20 and $32 with stores everywhere in between. Rent this one before you spend that kind of money on it. Teaganís okay and the technical aspects are well done, but the entire release seems dated and bare bones.
Note to Digital Playground: Years ago you were a leader and pioneer in this area. Please get off your butt and check out what some of your competition is doing so you can still compete in a way other than offering a contract girl that people like.
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