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Virtual Sex With Teagan Presley

Virtual Sex With Teagan Presley

Studio: Digital Playground
Category:  Interactive
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astroknight's ratings for Virtual Sex With Teagan Presley:
Overall Rating 2 stars
Virtual Sex With Teagan Presley overall rating 2 stars
Female Looks Virtual Sex With Teagan Presley Female looks rating 4.5 stars
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Sex Virtual Sex With Teagan Presley Sex rating 3 stars
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Extras Virtual Sex With Teagan Presley DVD Extras rating 0 stars
Audio/Video Quality Virtual Sex With Teagan Presley A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  2/18/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: approx. 104 min. total footage (includes both angles)

Production Date: 12 / 12 / 2004

Director: Joone

Cast: Teagan and an uncredited guy

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Digital Playground’s virtual sex series has been kinda kit or miss for me. I’m really not sure what to expect here.

Initial Reaction: I wish that Teagan could do a My Plaything.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting Virtual Teagan

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an interactive sex release that shows care and progress

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn’t notice any background noises. The video is nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen that’s so clear you can see the blemishes in the black sheet Digital Playground hangs in the background. It’s also nicely lit.

Music: The only music is during the strip tease, and there it’s the only audio. It fits well, but isn’t anything overly special.

Menus: The menus have kept with the usual format for this series. The main menu features Teagan standing and waiting while you make your choice on the menu below to start with. The sex selection menu then works itself around the edges of the screen with icons so large that there’s some talk of giving them their own zip code.

The Feature

Virtual Sex with Teagan Presley brings Digital Playground’s contract girl into the virtual arena. By now most everybody who’s watched porn in the last few years has seen Teagan. Young, dishwater blonde, a slightly augmented rack that seemed to go with her contract, and an ass that I think has been blamed for a few traffic accidents. She matches those looks with a great sexual appetite which should make her a great choice for a virtual sex release.

Joone and Digital Playground keep things basic for these releases, and continue to give you just what you’ve come to expect and nothing that would push the competition into thinking that they have to come up with new features to stay in the running. Teagan starts things out in front of the patented Digital Playground black background running her hands around herself as she wears a sexy pink bra and panties. You have the choice straight out between having Teagan strip, tell a story, foreplay, or sex.

Teagan’s strip tease about two and a quarter minutes. The camera quickly pans up and down her body as she looks and sounds like she might be reading cue cards for her comments. Teagan picks things up after the first forty five seconds or so and seems to get the hand of it. She talks dirty a bit and strips down. This is an okay strip tease, but it started off rough and ended up as nothing too special.

For Stories, Teagan talks about two minutes about her first sexual experience, fantasies, anal, group sex, and girls. She provides a few different options, and even gives a few ideas. Although this was normally a decent little feature, here it comes off as laughable. Teagan is often chopped off just a little too quick by the editor, and sounds like she’s reading the entire thing off a typed out piece of paper that she filled out earlier. It’s almost laughable, no wait, it was because I couldn’t help it. This was a sad feature.

Sexually, Teagan lets you have plenty of options, all of which have two angles available as well as an innocent or nasty mood. For foreplay, Teagan will let “you” grab her tits or ass or work on her pussy with “your” fingers, a vibe, or “your” tongue. As for “you”, Teagan will work you over with either her mouth, with a fair amount of stroking mixed in, or her tits. For sex, you can fuck Teagan’s pussy in missionary, doggie, or either cowgirl or fuck her ass reverse cowgirl style.

Teagan’s performance through the virtual sex is a mixed bag. She looks great and is vocal, but the moods just aren’t there the entire time. Most of the time it seems like her nasty performance is about three lines of dirty talk, and then twenty seconds later she’s doing basically the same thing she did for her innocent performance. There were many times, such as the anal sequence, where I couldn’t tell you which mood she was supposedly channeling. Her orgasms aren’t much better. Although she’s vocal, there were times when I couldn’t help but laugh out loud, such as when she goes into the overly vocal orgasm from you grabbing her tits. Hell, it was so bad that at times I couldn’t help but wonder if anybody involved with it had ever had sex outside of the porn studio with or with a person who wasn’t involved with the industry.

As for the technical aspects of the virtual sex, that’s a bit of a mixed bag as well. The best thing about it is that the anamorphic format lets Teagan be the focus of the action in the middle of the screen while the icons are all out in the black space around it. This definitely cleans up the presentation, and makes it all much more appealing to the eye. Then there’s the loops. For the sex acts you get roughly two minutes and the orgasms you get about thirty seconds, which is a respectable amount of time. My problem with them is that Digital Playground has taken about three steps back with their looping and goes to the start of the segment every time it loops. This isn’t too bad during the fucking, but it really stands out during the foreplay section. The only thing that doesn’t make Virtual Sex with Teagan Presley seem like it was made two or three years ago is the anamorphic transfer.

Then there’s the orgasm sequences, which has always been a point of contention with virtual sex releases. To start with, when the orgasm sequence ends, it just loops right back to the beginning rather than taking you back to where you were before. This just seems sloppy, and definitely interferes with the fantasy aspect of the release. Then there’s the reality factor. As far as I can tell, the only real pop was the one and only facial Teagan takes during with the blowjob. Thankfully for the rest of them Digital Playground quit using the computerized pop. Instead they use a wet pop most of the time, which looks about like a fifty-fifty mix of whipping cream and Elmer’s glue that almost always looks fake as can be. For the doggie and the missionary Teagan takes it on her back and stomach, while a fake cream pie is used for both cowgirls. The reverse cowgirl anal also goes with a fake cream pie, but you don’t see any sign of it and the cock never comes out of her ass. The cumshots weren’t too impressive here.

Virtual Sex with Teagan Presley isn’t a bad interactive sex release (I think Anarchy might have a patent on those), but it sure as heck isn’t a good interactive sex release either. The camera work is nicely done, but although Teagan looks good she just doesn’t show the depth to do both moods. The biggest problem, however, is that the entire release feels dated. There’s the same black background that we heard years ago was supposed to be there to help with some new technology that was coming out. As memory served, Digital Playground tried unveiling that technology two or three years ago and it immediately disappeared. The pop shots are still obviously faked and the segments don’t even loop well. For a company who used to be one of the leaders in virtual sex releases, Virtual Sex with Teagan is a big disappointment.

The Extra Stuff

None. I guess some people might consider Teagan’s storytelling to be an extra, but I consider it a part of the main feature. This seems to be yet another way that Digital Playground has fallen behind the competition with their virtual sex releases.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, virtual sex, tease, toys, oral, titty fucking, anal, spanking, and faked creampies (both vaginal and anal)

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Digital Playground’s virtual sex DVDs can be found online for between about $20 and $32 with stores everywhere in between. Rent this one before you spend that kind of money on it. Teagan’s okay and the technical aspects are well done, but the entire release seems dated and bare bones.

Note to Digital Playground: Years ago you were a leader and pioneer in this area. Please get off your butt and check out what some of your competition is doing so you can still compete in a way other than offering a contract girl that people like.

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