The Little Details
Production Date: 8 / 15 / 2001
Cast: Chloe Jones and “you”
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: This has been an okay series. I’m expecting a nicely done but very limited virtual sex DVD.
Initial Reaction: It’s very forgettable.
Who Should Watch It : Extreme Chloe Jones fans
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a virtual sex DVD that doesn’t feel phoned in.
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear, nicely balanced, and free of background noises. The video is nicely done and well lit. There’s a little pixelation during the tease and story, but that’s it for video problems.
Music: There’s a little music during the tease and stories, but that’s it.
Menus: The menus have kept with the usual format for this series. The main menu features Chloe standing and waiting while you make your choice on the menu below to start with. The sex selection menu then works itself around the edges of the screen with icons that are freaking huge!
The FeatureBlue-eyed Texas blonde Chloe quickly gained everybody’s attention when she hit the adult world. Chloe starts things out looking kind of trashy in a black bra and panties with a sheer white top and a fake fur collar and her hair looking about like she just rolled out of the sleeper cab of a passing semi after earning her ride.
Chloe starts things out stripping out of her white top and black bra and panties for her strip tease. She talks a little as she goes, but mostly just concentrates on stripping down. It’s an okay sequence that lasts about two and a half minutes.
Chloe will also take about a minute and a half to tell a couple stories. She dances around in front of a green screen full of fire as she talks about her wildest sexual adventure and what she loves about men. It’s an okay segment, but nothing too great.
Sexually, you can play with Chloe’s pussy with your finger or a vibe. She’ll even let you “eat” her, which as usual comes off as cheesy as hell. She’ll suck “your” cock and let you fuck her pussy in missionary, doggie, or either cowgirl, but never lets you cum on her face. You can choose between two true angles for the action, with the blowjob and fucking having a side angle for the second angle and the foreplay having a close-up. There isn’t really anything special or different for sexual choices here, and the sexual segments all last within a few seconds of two minutes.
For her part, Chloe is very hit or miss, and her misses are much stronger than her hits. She does a great job keeping the two moods separate, but her nasty mood is downright laughable. She shouts everything and swears a lot, but I think she probably shows more emotion when she breaks a nail than she does when she’s playing nasty. Thankfully her innocent mood is much better, and comes across as very enjoyable.
As always, cumshots are important, and Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones mixes it up quite a bit. Chloe takes a real pop on her tits with the blowjob, but the rest of the pops are fake. The pop on her stomach for missionary and her ass for doggie look to be faked wet pops, while the pops for the cowgirls are animated, and last between about fifteen seconds and thirty five. None of the cumshots really impressed me, and since the loops in the movie just keep repeating they became all the more noticeable.
The virtual aspect of Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones is okay. As usual Digital Playground goes with the black background that was supposed to help with some future technology that came out and then apparently died. You get to make your selections based on icons which are just a little less noticeable than facial features on the Hapsburg family. Unfortunately, although they are easy to pick out, they aren’t always the most clear as to what you get. For example, there’s an “Oral” button in both the foreplay and the sex. If you hit it in the foreplay you “eat” Chloe and if you hit it in the sex you get a blowjob. I really can’t see why it couldn’t be changed to say something like “BJ” in the sex to make it clearer. The pictures in the sex section also aren’t the most clear if you have a specific position in mind. The segments all loop 100%, but work pretty good because Joone paid enough attention to them that they normally end about where they start. There’s a few of the common early virtual sex problems here, but none of them interfere too much.
Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones was a pretty big disappointment to me. To start with, Digital Playground seems to have one format for their virtual sex releases, and never seems to want to vary from it. Yes, I know that this is one of their older virtual sex titles, but there’s basically no difference here than there is in any of Digital Playground’s other virtual sex titles other than their first few. Chloe didn’t help it get any further with me either. Her innocent mode is done pretty well, but her nasty mode spews trash talk while sounded deader than a possum that’s been flattened by an eighteen-wheeler. I found myself laughing and didn’t have any problem looking away from the action at almost any time during the action because of it. Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones is an average at best virtual sex release.
The Extra StuffNone. I guess some people consider the stories and tease extras, but with how the DVD is presented I consider it part of the feature.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, interactive, virtual sex, and toys
Raincoat Factor: Very high
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, most of the Virtual Sex With... series can be found online for between about $20 and $35 with many stores offering it for under $25. Unless you’re a fan of the series already, rent this one first. Chloe is very hit or miss through the action and there isn’t anything new here to make it look like Digital Sin is making progress in this genre. The technical aspects are nicely done, but there’s virtually no effort put into the extras.
Note to Digital Playground: You were once considered a leader in this genre. Please put a little effort into it to regain that place.
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