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Vanity Superstar

Studio: Evil Angel
Category:  Transsexual
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Long Noel's ratings for Vanity Superstar:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Vanity Superstar overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Vanity Superstar Female looks rating 4 stars
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Sex Vanity Superstar Sex rating 3 stars
 
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Extras Vanity Superstar DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Vanity Superstar A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by Long Noel  on  12/23/2008
A VERY SPECIAL AND ODD BONUS LONG NOEL REVIEW


Vanity Superstar (2005)
THEMES: Transsexual, Foreign, Latin, All Sex, Anal, Sexual Slavery, BDSM, Compilation
Starring: Vanity (TS), Jessica Darlin, Cherie, etc.
Produced & Directed by: Joey Silvera

Not too long ago, I’ve reviewed Naomi: There’s Only One. It was the first or second flick I have seen that was dedicated to one woman. The other one I saw a few years ago was Nacho Vidal is Fucking Belladonna, which was a brilliant compilation of scenes where Nacho Vidal fucks the shit out of Belladonna. Never would I have ever thought that I would have had the pleasure to review or watch this crazy shit… A compilation dedicated to an insanely beautiful transsexual woman named Vanity, who was born a male!

You look at her and you go in awe and say “This is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my entire life.” She’s got bronze skin, a badass booty, hips, the moves, the spunk, the face, the eyes, the lips, even the voice. But when she drops her drawers, aside from that juicy butt, she’s got a dick dangling between her legs. What do you do? What do you think? She’s not manly at all. Nothing about her is mannish with the exception of that skinny dick she has.

Let me tell you about this transsexual thing, for those of you who are unfamiliar with it. Transsexuals either identify themselves with the opposite sex or they have had a surgical sex change. This is a huge phenomenon in Latin America, especially Brazil. Now, I may be wrong, but this is how I see it… Some men out here want to become women, so they get hormones injected in their bodies to feel womanly and the same goes for women who want to be men. Believe it or not, there are some women who were born women, but they have no use of their vaginas for whatever reason, so they decide they want dicks instead. Looking at some transsexuals, you can never, ever tell they were born males, especially when you look at Vanity aka Peter Cotero. I know she has been on The Maury Povich show before and that she’s even starred in one of Belladonna’s skin flicks. I am not too surprised that many of her fans are straight men. In many parts of Brazil, people love anal sex. They have no use for vaginas and vaginal sex. All they want is that asshole! So, I wouldn’t be surprised if you have some women who want to surgically exchange their vaginas for dicks so that they can only get fucked in the ass and so that they can get the chance to fuck others like a man. It’s scary, isn’t it? But to some, it’s a very sexy thing. I don’t know if I would call it sexy, but anyway… Everytime I mention to people that I plan on seeing Brazil someday, I am always cautioned about the AIDS epidemic and to beware of transsexuals, because fooling with one of them guarantees AIDS. I first saw the boxcover a while ago and I thought Vanity was the most beautiful thing in the world, but when I found out she had a dick and was born a male, I didn’t know what the fuck to do! I was in a state of shock. But then, I got over it. Then, I saw her on one of those HBO Real Sex documentaries and… Looking at her, you would never ever know. No, she doesn’t look like Vanity (Denise Matthews) from Prince’s old female group Vanity 6, but she comes very, very close! When you really look at her, she looks like Daniella Rush with a serious Latin or Brazilian dip! Many would think of transsexuals as very sick, abnormal and terrifying. This is honestly the first time I have ever seen a porno like this. Coming to my surprise, many of Evil Angel’s pornographers shoot transsexuals, including Joey Silvera, Nacho Vidal and Rocco Siffredi. Even John “Buttman” Stagliano has shot some transsexuals in films like “Buda” and “Buttman Confidential”.

Now, keep in mind that this is not like watching drag queens perform. Vanity is not a drag queen. But Vanity Superstar is not a hard film to watch. It’s not like you’re watching a man play dress-up, wearing a fucking dress like Tyler Perry does in his dumbass movies or men raping men and no sick, demented bullshit like that. Vanity Superstar is basically a compilation of scenes Joey Silvera has shot with her and she does just about everything in the book. Yes, I liked watching her talk and being interviewed. I liked watching her being flirtatious, dancing, shaking her ass! Yes, I liked watching her get fucked in the ass and being dominated a few times. No, I didn’t like to see the guys suck her dick. (OXYMORON ALERT) No, I didn’t like to see her fuck a dude in his ass, calling him a bitch. If you can get past that, this is a wonderful compilation dedicated to a disturbed and reformed beauty!

For those of you who are so homophobic that you won’t even check her out, get a fuckin’ grip! And don’t be so hard on yourself. It’s not like you’re watching two men fucking each other. It’s not like you’re watching a gay porno, men fucking other men in American Me or Brokeback Mountain and that type of bullshit. But one thing is for sure: Vanity is versatile. If you want to picture her as a man in your mind, you may do that. If you picture her as a beautiful woman (with a dick), you’re better off doing just that. Check this bitch out! She is bad! And she is one transsexual who I’d like to check out!

BOTTOM LINE: If you like transsexuals (chicks with dicks) and you don’t mind exploring the weird, abnormal side of human sexuality and if you think Vanity is one of the most beautiful bitches you’ve ever laid eyes on, own it!


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