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Vampire Bordello

Vampire Bordello

Studio: Closeup Concepts
Category:  Bondage
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Sean Renaud's ratings for Vampire Bordello:
Overall Rating 2 stars
Vampire Bordello overall rating 2 stars
Female Looks Vampire Bordello Female looks rating 3 stars
Male Looks Vampire Bordello Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Vampire Bordello Sex rating 0 stars
Plot/Acting Vampire Bordello Plot/Acting rating 4 stars
Extras Vampire Bordello DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Vampire Bordello A/V Quality rating 5 stars
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Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  11/5/2007
Summary: A silent vampire themed bondage flick. An inventive and creative choice for a porn flick and there is definitely something special here but it is only for certain viewers, the rest of you may as well call this one a skip and move on with your lives.

Expectations: I’m not usually a fan of feature style porn, the stories tend to be half assed, then get worse because porn stars as a general rule aren’t actors. If wanted to watch bad acting with attractive women I’d turn on the Sci-Fi channel on a Saturday and watch some prehistoric or gigantic beastie go tearing around some island. That said I’m a vampire fan so it gets points right off the bat for that. Then we add onto that the concept of it being a silent film, which is definitely a daring idea. Oh yeah and Mika Tan makes everything better.

Summary: This porn has almost no physical contact between the actors, there is a brief girl on girl at the beginning and some more in between. A few times the vampire actually touches somebody but really this is just a film where beautiful women are tied up in creative ways and forced to wriggle and writhe until we get bored and move on. Still I don’t believe in punishing people for trying to break the mold and the music, camera style, silence and captions all make things very interesting. Most people aren’t going to be into this, but the crowd it’s marketed for should eat it up.

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