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Up and Cummers 80

Up and Cummers 80

Studio: New Machine
Category:  Amateur , Gonzo , Straight
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Peeping Tom's ratings for Up and Cummers 80:
Overall Rating 2 stars
Up and Cummers 80 overall rating 2 stars
Female Looks Up and Cummers 80 Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Up and Cummers 80 Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex Up and Cummers 80 Sex rating 2 stars
Plot/Acting Up and Cummers 80 Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Up and Cummers 80 DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Up and Cummers 80 A/V Quality rating 1.5 stars
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Reviewed by Peeping Tom  on  4/15/2001
Cast: Angelina Joy, Skylar Knight, Cassie, Michelle, Tera Patrick, Allysin Chaynes, Justin, D.J. X., Randy West

My first experience with Randy West's venerable all-sex series, and likely my last. I had wanted to see this to catch both Tera Patrick and Allysin Chaynes, but I was left disappointed with both their scenes, and the disc overall. I don't think that I'll be checking out any other titles in the series, if this DVD is representative of what Up and Cummers has to offer.

The disc begins with Angelina Joy and her boyfriend Justin. She's kind of cute, but the scene is your typical amateur-style porno; it begins with a short interview, then her boyfriend joins her, and all the typical positions follow, capped by an internal cum shot (alright, the cream pie was an unexpected touch). The two go at it again, and the scene concludes with her grimacing through what looks like very painful anal intercourse, but she claims to enjoy it. Okay. At least Randy wasn't in this scene, but he did lend some off-camera "encouragement" (some lame attempts at dirty talking, in other words).

Randy's scene with Skylar begins in progress, a pet peeve of mine (the blurb on the back of the disc packaging says that she "is back to finish what she started in U&C 79"). Skylar's a cute girl, but all the negative things I've read about her are true; she's not meant to be in porn. While I can't blame her for her lack of enthusiasm (she DID have to have sex with Randy, after all), but it doesn't make for a scene that I'd want to watch again.

The two sisters, Cassie and Michelle, join Randy for a threesome. A bit of talk begins the scene, which I admittedly skipped (truthfully, it was the sight of Randy in a leather vest, with no shirt underneath, that made me hit the fast- forward button). They begin by blowing Randy, and he has sex in various positions with the both of them, ending with a cumshot on Cassie's face (she tries to share with her sister, but she declines the "swap"). Mostly unremarkable stuff, peppered with some really fake sex noises from Cassie.

Tera's scene begins with her interrupting Randy while he's in the shower (calm down, ladies). She blows, then fucks him, after which they move to the bedroom. The action is repeated, ending in a facial. I like watching Tera, but her performances tend to strain credibility; she can be a little fake, IMO. Well...she was completely unconvincing here. Again, can't say that I blame her, but watching something so obviously faked isn't what I look for in porn.

The last scene began promisingly, with a nude Allysin Chaynes masturbating on a staircase. I was counting on an Allysin solo scene to pull this DVD out of the "steer clear" pile for me, but Randy had to jump into the action and completely ruin that slim chance. She jacks him off, and gives him a little oral action. After she finishes him off, the scene breaks and D.J. X. appears (we never see his face), and this action is repeated, with a little more sucking on Allysin's part. He cums on her chest and face (a bit), closing out the disc on a tepid note.

The audio-visual quality of this was fairly poor. Visually speaking, the picture quality looked exactly like what it was: a shot-on-videotape extravaganza. Not very impressive, in other words. Think of a typical home video transferred to DVD, and you have a good idea of the visual quality. The disc was equally unimpressive from an audio standpoint. I got the mental image of Randy talking with a bucket on his head when he was off-camera, lending a strange feel to his goofy, strained attempts at dirty talk. The sound wasn't much different when on-camera folks were speaking or otherwise making noises, either. Add to this a couple of brief incidents of pixelation, and you don't exactly have a demonstration-quality DVD on your hands.

I do have somethign positive thing to say about this disc: there were numerous, well-placed chapter stops. I guess this passes for "interactive", as claimed on the back of the case ("Get Interactive! Pick Your Girl, Choose What She Does!"). Uh, no. The chapter stops were welcome, though.

Extras include a picture gallery, and several one- minute excerpts from other episodes of Up & Cummers (the disc packaging calls them previews; they're not trailers by any stretch of the imagination).

Unless you're a die-hard fan of either Tera Patrick or Allysin Chaynes, and absolutely have to see everything that they've ever been in, pass this by. Poor AV quality, phony sex, the sight of Randy West, shirtless in a leather vest...enough said.

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