Five scenes of MF fucking, with three blondes and two brunettes, and all-internal vaginal cream pies. This film has a lot going for it, but could still use quite a bit of improvement.
What I Liked
Well, I can’t stand facials, so the fact that each scene ends in a cream pie was a big plus. Among the highlights, Chloe Conrad and Madison Parker engage in some sizzling slow and sensual anal that is a real treat to watch. Chloe, Jessica Moore, and Sara Sloan also demonstrate their flexibility by pulling their legs all the way up to their heads in missionary—I just love to see the women spread out like that, offering their two holes up for view (and penetration). And when Chloe gets it in doggie anal, wow. Overall, the sex was simply fantastic throughout, with the performers appearing into it and the visuals splendid. Hungarian Madison and all-American Tiffany Tyler are both sexy, dark-haired beauties with gorgeous natural bodies and perfect tits (A and B cups, respectively). Their scenes were real pleasures to watch. And Jessica has these great, all-natural C-cups that flop around like crazy when she’s riding cowgirl. As an added treat, there’s even some POV shots in the mix, which are especially hot when the lovely Tiffany spreads her ass for us in doggie vag.
What I Disliked
Ok, first of all, all of these women have bald cunts, with the exception of Sara, who has a very trimmed bush. If these women had full pussy hair, this would immediately be one of my favorite films, since the sex is really, really good. But I’m just sick to death of the pre-pubescent bald look. Let your gardens grow, ladies! Chloe and Sara both have fake tits, and while Chloe’s look less false than Sara’s, it’s really a shame to see these women ruin their bodies that way. With her long legs and round bottom, Chloe would look fantastic with real boobs of any size. Her scene is still incredibly hot, though. Otherwise, my biggest complaint is with the cream pies, which are often too shallow and sometimes even look fake. Honestly, if you’re going to bother doing internal cumshots, you might as well make it as realistic as possible, nice and deep. I know, depth makes it difficult for the woman to push it out afterward, but it’s got to come out eventually. I love to see semen seeping out of a saturated snatch, but you could always use editing to speed up the dripping process: or, at the very least, we’d have a few minutes of a gorgeous woman squatting down and spreading her pussy, waiting for the cum to drip out. Not such a bad thing, in my opinion. Finally, the film is creatively entitled Unplanned Parenthood, which makes me think there would be a little role-playing going on, where the women would act scared that they’d be getting pregnant or something. I know it’s sadistic and totally contrived, but that would turn me on. Tiffany does that a bit at the end of her scene, telling the guy that he’d be hearing from her in nine months. It would have been nice to cultivate that angle a bit more.
Great A/V quality, fantastic camerawork, easily navigable scenes broken down into positions, and a bit of BTS interviews as well. We get to see Tiffany Tyler dressed in a long-sleeve T-shirt, before she has her make-up on. You know what, Tiffany looks even better all natural: I’d love to see her perform dressed down without make-up.
Well, the sex and camerawork were both excellent, as I mentioned earlier, and this is something that I notice in most 3rd Degree releases, which is why they are one of my favorite studios. Nothing fancy, just no-frills, straightforward fucking with beautiful women. The men treat them well throughout, so there’s no adolescent gonzo nose-pinching and spitting or anything like that. Honestly, I’d be willing to overlook the 2 pairs of fake tits and the less than perfect cumshots if these women had hairy pussies, and would have ranked Unplanned Parenthood among my favorites. As it stands, it’s still a solid film that I’ll be sure to watch again and again. So if you’re into bald cunts and cream pies, then I highly, highly recommend it.