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Uniform Babes

Uniform Babes

Studio: DVSX
Category:  All Sex , Straight
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astroknight's ratings for Uniform Babes:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Uniform Babes overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Uniform Babes Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Uniform Babes Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Uniform Babes Sex rating 4 stars
Plot/Acting Uniform Babes Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Uniform Babes DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Uniform Babes A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  10/13/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 97 min. (cover states two hours)

Production Date: 6 / 12 / 2004

Director: Joe Friday

Cast: Reina Leoni, Sativa, Tianna Lynn, Lani Lei, Katie Morgan, Mika Tan, Loni, Sammie Rhodes, Cheyne Collins, Rick Masters, Kris Slater, Joe Friday, and Reno

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: DVSX has been doing a great job lately. Iím really looking forward to this one!

Initial Reaction: Itís a great first time outing for Joe Friday behind the camera.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of women in various uniforms

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnít like tattoos or piercings

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear but the balance does falter a little in a couple places. Thereís also a little wind noise during the outdoor portion of the movie. The video is also very nicely done. Itís clear and nicely lit, and barely has any grain. There are a few slow motion moments which stand out and the editing is a little rough at times, but other than that the video is great.

Music: The music comes and goes throughout the movie. Itís typical porno music and is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.

Borderline False Advertising: The cover states 2 Hours and 6 Scenes above each other. Although the total running time of the DVD is over two hours, this makes it sound like the movie is over two hours. With the six scenes running only 97 minutes, the scenes have a sixteen minute average length. This means that if you added in one more scene you still wouldnít make the two hour claim. Since I think the movie falls technically short of whatís being advertised on the front cover, Iím deducting a half point from the overall score.

Menus: The main menu is pretty good. It nicely works a still together with a small clip from the movie. The chapter menu is very generic, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a chapter number.

The Feature

Uniform Babes goes with a simple idea, each scene revolves around a girl in a different uniform. It might be male carrier, fireman, or cop, but regardless itís a uniform that can turn somebody on. Each scene starts with a short setup and then gets right down to the action.

Scene 1 - Sativa and Joe Friday

Maid Sativa stumbles upon Joe showering when she starts cleaning his hotel room in the opening scene. After quickly watching him, she canít resist rubbing one out on his bed. Sheís more than a little embarrassed when Joe watches her for a bit, but when she goes to leave he convinces her to stay for a little room service. Sativa sucks Joeís cock and then lets him strip her down to her bra and apron to eat her pussy and fuck her missionary style. She hops up to ride him cowgirl style before stripping off the rest of her clothes getting a little more passionate kissing in. They finish things up with a little doggie style and a cut to Joe popping on Sativaís tongue.

This is a good start to the movie. Sativa and Joe seem to have good chemistry, and Sativa nicely mixes shyness with sexiness as she takes on Joe. They put some nice energy into the scene, and I really like the mix of camera angles that was used to capture the action. It doesnít get really tight and really far away, but normally gets in just close enough to let you see everything clearly from a few different angles. The worst part of this scene is the editing, which seems just a little rough.

Scene 2 - Sammie Rhodes and Cheyne Collins

When nurse Sammieís head trauma patient Cheyne has a boner that just wonít quit, she tries giving him a little extra TLC. She starts out sucking Cheyneís cock, and then wraps her tits around it for a little extra warmth. Not wanting Cheyne to stress himself too much at first, Sammie climbs up to ride him cowgirl style. She turns around so her bald beaver can get a little reverse cowgirl loving. Sammie and Cheyne keep it going with a little spooning and missionary work before Cheyne lets her suck and stroke him to a facial.

This is a good scene. Sammieís tattoos didnít do a lot for me, and although I know that some people will dislike her human pawn shop collection of piercings, I couldnít help but think she looked great with them. She and Cheyne have a nice energy level and nice chemistry, and once again the camera does a good job of capturing it. This scene had a little slow motion which hurt it, and I would have liked to have seen Sammie get a little oral loving. Other than that, this is a nicely done scene.

Scene 3 - Lani Lei, Tianna Lynn, and Kris Slater

Lani and Tianna start out the third scene bringing Kris back after he escapes a burning room, or building, or something. They start with a little CPR and move on with some groping to see how well his full body is working. The girls team up to suck his cock as they all strip down before Lani moves up to ride Krisí tongue. Tianna, however, takes the first fuck, and manages to let go with several gushing squirts while riding Kris cowgirl style. Lani has the same reaction when she takes her turn in reverse cowgirl as she and Tianna play with each other back and forth. The girls continue to squirt away when Lani eats Tianna while getting fucked doggie style herself, and it keeps going as Tianna gets fucked missionary style. The girls let Kris have a little break as they sixty-nine before letting him back in to fuck each of them as they continue. Finally, the girls diddle themselves with a pair of jackrabbit vibes before sharing a facial from Kris.

This is a great scene. The girls have excellent chemistry with each other and Kris, and they keep things moving very well. The camera also does a great job of capturing things, and although the editing is a little rough, it isnít so in a way that makes you doubt the squirting abilities of these ladies. This is a very hot scene.

Scene 4 - Katie Morgan and Rick Masters

When mailgirl Katie delivers Rick his box of DVSX porn, he recognizes her from the box cover. She tries denying it for a little while, but soon ends up with Rickís cock in her mouth. He repays her with a bit of gash gobbling and then moves up to start fucking her missionary style. They keep going through doggie, spooning, and reverse cowgirl as Katie encourages Rick to fuck her good and hard. They go back for a little standing missionary before Rick finishes things up giving Katie a good shot of nutty goodness across her mouth.

This is another hot scene. Although Rick seems to just kind of be there a few times in the scene, Katie really seems to be into him. I love her vocals and the slightly dominant role she takes in the scene, and the camera does a great job of capturing both the penetration and Katieís face. This is a nicely done scene.

Scene 5 - Loni, Reno, and Cheyne Collins

After reaming Reno and Cheyne out verbally, Loni decides they should give her a reaming. She has them strip her down and suck her tits before dropping down to suck their cocks. She has Cheyne lay down so he can eat her pussy while she sucks Reno, and then gives Reno the first fuck reverse cowgirl style. Cheyne gets his turn next, and fucks Loni standing up from behind before letting Reno take her doggie style. Cheyne spoons Loni for his second turn and even gets to have her ride him cowgirl style before she has the guys pop on her face.

This is a pretty good scene. I really like Loniís domination of the guys in the scene, which she does extremely well. I was a little surprised she didnít get nastier with them, which disappointed me slightly, but at the same time it flowed well enough that my expectations quickly fell aside. Loni and the guys put nice energy into the scene and also have nice chemistry. This is a nicely done scene.

Scene 6 - Mika Tan, Reina Leone, and Joe Friday

When cop Reina throws whore Mike in jail, she has to go in afterwards to remove her studded collar and search her. She strips Mika down, sucks her tits, and then moves down to her pussy to examine it with her tongue and fingers. Apparently Reina thinks Mika might be willing to make a deal, so she strips down to let Mika work on her pierced nipples and pussy. Reina gets out her strap-on to give Mika a deep cavity search next when theyíre found by Joe. Joe isnít happy with Reina, but when Mika spits at Joe he decides she needs to learn a little respect and has her suck his cock. Reina comes forward to help her, and then sits on Joeís face while Mika rides him cowgirl style. Reina also lets Joe fuck her from behind while she eats Mika, and takes it in each of her holes as well as sucking her ass off Joeís cock. Mike helps her suck it off, and then lets Joe have his way with her ass missionary style. Mika sucks an end of a double dildo as Reina fucks herself with it, takes an ass to mouth, and then lets Reina and her strap on team up with Joe to give her a technical DP. Finally the girls lay back together and let Joe spunk all over their faces.

This is an excellent scene and definitely ends the movie on a high note. Once again, I didnít care for Reinaís tattoos, but I love all her piercings and think that she has a great exotic look to her. I love the play between Mika, Reina, and Joe, as it puts both humor and sexuality in the scene to help it out in every possible way. Thereís great chemistry and energy, and the scene flows extremely well. This is a very hot scene, and a great end for the movie.

Uniform Babes is a nice debut movie from Joe Friday. Iíll admit to being a little surprised, both since the one scene I saw with Joe before this didnít do a lot for me and because I donít think heís been in the industry that long. Iím glad to have my expectations shot down as he shows some good care here. He gives each scene a nice start and isnít afraid to put a little humor into the setups. He also keeps the scenes fairly tight and flowing nicely, and lets the chemistry flow between the performers very well. I did think there were a few minor problems, however. The editing, as I said before, is a little rough. Itís not bad, but it feels a little jumpy at times rather than having a smooth flow. I would have also liked a little more variety here. Thereís some nice lesbian action in the movie, but itís always as part of a group scene. I would have liked a full on lesbian scene. That said, Tianna and Lani worked great together, as did Reina and Mika. Their scenes are easily the best in the movie and have me looking forward to more from all of them. Uniform Babes has a few minor problems, but itís a great start for Joe Friday behind the camera and shows a lot of potential.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included after the movie for Brothaís POV, Gothsend, Double Parked 8, and Total Babe 3. The photo gallery contains nearly sixty screens of either full screen photos or double snapshots. As always, thereís solo scenes for each of the girls, as well as a behind the scenes featurette. Thereís also cum shot recaps and website information.

Solo scenes are included for each of the eight girls and last between a minute and a half and two minutes. Most of the girls just diddle themselves with their fingers, but Tianna Lynn and Lani Lei go the extra mile with a jackrabbit vibe and a little squirting. Mika Tan also puts in a little extra by working both of her holes over with her fingers. The scenes sometimes feel a little rushed, but this is still a great extra. My only complaint here is that the menu for the solo scenes just lists the selections by number rather than giving the name of the lovely lady in each scene.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about two and a half minutes. Itís mostly bloopers, but you also get to see a little of the fun on the set and Joe Friday in director mode. Itís a very short featurette, but for its length itís pretty good.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, masturbation, titty fucking, group, lesbian, squirting, interracial, toys, and DP (technical)

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many DVSX titles can be found online for between about $13 and $25 with many stores offering them for around $20. At the low end this oneís a no-brainer, and even at the $20 level Iíd consider it. The sex varies a little, but thereís several very strong scenes. The technical aspects are nicely done, and as usual thereís some nice care put into the extras. This is a nicely done DVD and my only real complaint with it is the 2 Hour 6 Scene claim on the front cover.

Note to DVSX: Please watch your cover claims a little more closely. From what Iíve seen lately youíre putting out a great product with quite a bit of care. Sloppy cover claims like this only hurt you. Also, a few more chapter breaks would be nice in the scenes, and I miss the extra care you took on some of your other DVDs to label the stars in each of the solo scenes. It would be really nice to see that labeling expanded to the main chapter menu as well.

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