Running Time: 23 min. (yes, as in about halfway between fifteen minutes and a half hour)
Production Date: 8 / 01 / 2001 (movie) 8 / 08 / 2001 (cover)
Director: Seymore Butts
Cast: Kym Kummings, Kelly Jean, Ron ďThe HedgehogĒ Jeremy, and Seymore Butts in a non-sex role
Initial Expectations: I havenít seen much from Seymore, but heís releasing his stuff slow enough to make me hope heís giving it a very good treatment.
Initial Reaction: Itís an average scene on an average DVD. I canít help but wonder where the rest of the feature is since this only lasted twenty three minutes and the cover lists it as running seventy minutes.
Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of anal sex, anybody in the Ron Jeremy Fan Club, and people with absolutely no conception of time
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants more than one scene or who can tell the difference between twenty three and seventy
Audio /Video Quality: The audio sounds great for gonzo porn, itís nicely clear and very well balanced. The video looks a little grainy. Itís not something that will bother you for long since the feature only lasts about a third of what the cover lists.
False Advertising: The cover claims 70 minutes, and the feature lasts about twenty three minutes. I doubt the total DVD even lasts seventy minutes with all the extras. Fifty minutes seems pretty realistic for an overall DVD length. This is inexcusable. I think my nephew can count better than this, and he just turned two a couple months ago. Of course, in the apparent world of Seymore Butts, he should be due to get his driverís permit about next week.
Menus: The menus are very simple with the chapter menu letting you jump to one of several places in the scene.
The Feature: After a fun little lead-in where it appears Seymore is setting up Ron Jeremy, Ron gets busy with Kym and Kelly. The girls play with each other and show themselves off a bit as Ronís being set up, and then come over for a little warm up. Iím not sure which girl is which, since neither is ever mentioned by name, but one is a brunette and the other is a redhead. Both girls are very average looking, but have a fun sexuality about them. Ron starts off fucking the redheadís pussy before going to the brunetteís ass and then back the redheadís ass. Ron switches back and forth stretching the girlsí sphincters in a few different positions before letting his love fly into the girlsís mouths. Itís a fairly hot scene, but sadly the only scene here.
Although this is a decent scene, rent this DVD rather than buying it. Thereís no way I can justify paying much more than five or six bucks since itís just one scene with nothing really special about it. Itís also a very deceptive case since it very clearly lists a running time of 70 minutes. I only paid a little over ten bucks for this and I even feel ripped off at that price.
Extras: Trailers are included for Internet Tushy, Mission to Uranus, Gluteus to the Maximus, and A Christmas Orgy. The photo gallery lasts about four and three quarter minutes with each photo lasting about seven seconds, although the time does seem to vary. There are many nice snapshots here, but none of them come from the feature. Finally, there are commercials for Tushy Magazine, websites, and phone sex.
Themes: Straight, group, lesbian, anal, and ass to mouth
Raincoat Factor: Very high
Overall: Currently, Two Butts are Better Than One can be found online for between $13 and $25 with several stores offering it for $13. As much as I hate to say this about any DVD, please donít buy it. Even at the low price itís at, itís not even worth half of it. Thereís only one scene here and itís very average in almost every way. To make things worse, the cover lists the DVD as lasting seventy minutes when the feature lasts about twenty three.
Note to Seymore Butts: Please consider honesty in your future covers. As is, I was considering purchasing a few of your other DVDs, and Iím not sure if I want to shell out the money on your products since it doesnít appear I can really believe anything on them. Lies like you have here listing the feature as lasting seventy minutes only pisses off the customer. If you would have been honest about the running time, you would have scored at least a half point, and maybe even a full point higher overall.
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