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Twistys Twisted Fantasies

Twistys Twisted Fantasies

Studio: Twistys
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T0MBOne's ratings for Twistys Twisted Fantasies:
Overall Rating 1.5 stars
Twistys Twisted Fantasies overall rating 1.5 stars
Female Looks Twistys Twisted Fantasies Female looks rating 3 stars
Male Looks Twistys Twisted Fantasies Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex Twistys Twisted Fantasies Sex rating 2 stars
Plot/Acting Twistys Twisted Fantasies Plot/Acting rating 1 star
Extras Twistys Twisted Fantasies DVD Extras rating 1.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Twistys Twisted Fantasies A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
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Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  4/22/2011
The DVD cover sleeve says to display TWISTYS TWISTED FANTASIES (2011, Twistys) in the ALL SEX section of your local DVD store, which makes sense because there's precious little fantasy set-up to these scenes. In fact, some have no set-up at all. Instead, we have one solid opening scene with Angel Dark followed by a grouping of mostly big boobed, fake blonde encounters. The first 4 scenes (each at about 30 minutes) fill up a 2 hour running time then as an afterthought someone stuck on a 6 minute Tanya James scene and stuck her on the cover! Wow! So don't believe the hype when you gonzo guys out there in porn land read "starring" Tanya James.

ANGEL DARK and some guy I don't recognize suck and fuck in some straight sex positions on a cream colored couch. Angel looks heavenly with a long sleeve pink mesh garment pulled up over her beautiful boobs. Angel also tones down the screams of passion, takes a cumshot into her open mouth then fingers her pussy before the final fade to black---!!!

Long, straight haired blonde BRITNEY AMBER with big boobs is the new warden in charge of Cell Block D so she introduces herself to prisoner Tommy Gunn and what he's packing. She sucks his cock stuck in between the prison bars then joins him inside the cell where she loses her uniform and fucks Tommy for some animated straight sex stuff. The cumshot mostly misses its mark, then after a few aftersuck moments, she leaves to check out the other prisoners. Spirited performance by Brit coupled with actual fantasy elements make this scene solid---!!!

By the pool, small titted DONNA BELL sucks and fucks some dude on a rounded couch. It's a pretty standard sex scene with creepy eye shadow on the otherwise lovely Donna---!!

Another blonde with big boobs, HELENA SWEET hooks up with Kris Slater in living room area of browns and earth tones. Points off for the lack of effort made to cover up her boob scarring. A decent cumshot lightly splattered all over her face for the finale---!!

DVD covergirl TANYA JAMES has blonde hair and big boobs (no surprise) and plants a spiked heel on the grill of a blood red Mustang to take upright doggy from a mechanic in a garage. A couple of other positions quickly pass by then Tommy Gunn shoots his load on her tongue. A 6 minute scene! WTF! I'll give it !! 1/2 just for the hell of it but putting Tanya on the cover of this DVD sleeve is just wrong and thus drops the final rating of the overall DVD.

In the scant BTS, Tanya calls Tommy (or someone) a "mother fucker" then that abruptly ends; there's a 7 minute Popshots recap plus a 3 minute Photo Gallery.

So, TWISTYS TWISTED FANTASIES (2011, Twistys) ain't all that twisted. About the only thing twisted is the dumb ass (dumb asses?) who put Tanya James on the DVD cover sleeve and says she's "starring" in it. The first hour is worth a look but the rest is mediocre stuff with little or no fantasy set-up. Final rating is a twistying in the wind ! 1/2 outta !!!!!

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