Running Time: 135 min.
Production Date: None given
Director: Bobby Manila
Cast: Carolyn Reese, Faye Reagan, Kagney Linn Karter, Kandi Milan, Rebecca Blue, Billy Glide, Dane Cross, Derrick Pierce, Justice Young, and Kris Slater
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced for the most part, but there are a couple places that seemed a touch muddy. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very nice. It's nicely lit with a touch of softness to the picture and a fairly steady hand on the camera.
The Movie: Twistys Hard collects five scenes that are completely unrelated in any way other than being from the Twistys website.
|Scene 1 – Carolyn Reese and Kris Slater|
As cute dirty blonde Carolyn washes dishes, she's interrupted by Kris who came by to borrow some more sugar for his baking. She comments on how often he seems to borrow her sugar and after they talk about his cookies he lets her know how he's interested in more than her sugar. Carolyn quickly moves in to kiss him and soon after has him worshiping her great body with his hands and mouth. Carolyn strokes and sucks his cock in return while giving him some great eyes before putting a leg up on the counter and letting him get down to eat her from below. She mixes in a little more oral action for Kris as he takes her from behind over the counter before they get up on the center island so Carolyn can ride him cowgirl style as he grabs her ass and sucks her tits. She turns around for the reverse cowgirl before moving to a few chairs to let Kris fuck her missionary style. Finally Kris pulls out and pops an impressive dose of dick droppings over Carloyn's stomach, tits, and face.
|Scene 2 – Faye Reagan and Dane Cross|
When cute redhead Faye wins a game of spin the bottle with the girls, she gets the first shot at lead singer Dane who's sleeping upstairs. She crawls up to join him on the bed and pulls up his shorts to check out his packaged before Dane wakes up more than a little surprised. He tries to get rid of her a bit but soon has Faye going to work on his cock with her mouth and hand. Dane quickly decides that sleep is overrated as Faye mouths his manhood, and after she works on him a bit pulls off her panties to stuff in her mouth as he sucks her tits and eats and fingers her pussy. He moves on to fuck her missionary style with a little more fingering mixed in before laying back and letting Faye ride him in each of the cowgirls. They also spoon a bit before Dane pops in Faye's mouth and then kicks her out as she sees how clingy she can get how fast.
|Scene 3 – Kagney Linn Karter and Billy Glide|
Busty bottle blonde Billy meets up with Billy for a training session, and he starts her out bouncing on a Bosu before working in some weight training. It isn't long before Kagney puts the moves on him and changes their workout starting with sucking his cock while sitting on a Swedish ball. Billy tongues her holes from behind in return with a little ass worship mixed in and keeps it up as she lays back on a bench. He keeps mixing in a little more oral for Kagney as he fucks her missionary style before moving on to take her from behind. They also fuck reverse cowgirl style before Billy goes back to taking her from behind. Finally he lets Kagney have a nice facial finish that she takes with plenty of enthusiasm. She plays with it a little and then lets it fall down onto her nice big tits.
|Scene 4 – Kandi Milan and Derrick Pierce|
Derrick meets up with brunette Kandi on the courts claiming her regular tennis pro got called away on an emergency while obviously pulling everything he says out of his ass. He gropes and checks her out as much as possibly while “training” her before failing miserably as they try to play and finally coming clean when Kandi calls his bluff. They kiss on the court with Derrick groping her great ass as much as possible before sliding off her panties to play with her pussy as he worships her ass. He keeps stripping Kandi down and plays with her tits a little before letting her suck his cock and then boning her from behind. She keeps things going riding Derrick in each of the cowgirls and letting him spoon her. Finally Derrick acts like he pops in her pussy, and after an editing cut Kandi rubs it without any sign of anything coming out.
|Scene 5 – Rebecca Blue and Justice Young|
As soon as cute blonde Rebecca's left alone she heads to the couch with her favorite vibe not knowing that somebody's trying to break in. When ski-mask wearing Justice sees Rebecca on the couch he takes his time watching before she catches him in her house and agrees to not call the cops on him if he satisfies her. Naturally Justice agrees and soon after has her seeing how much of his cock she can take in her mouth. He helps Rebecca strip down and licks her pussy before fucking it from behind, and then lets Rebecca get up to ride him in each of the cowgirls. They also fuck missionary style before Rebecca takes a nice facial finish.
Twistys Hard is a pretty good little fuck flick. I'll readily admit that I have no idea what makes it harder than any other Twistys release I've seen let alone any other porn. There's no group action, no anal, no lesbian, and not even any cum swallowing. I guess some might consider Kandi's scene a cream pie scene, but as I never say any proof and there was the editing cut in the middle of the climax I can't consider it that either. If one throws out the name of the release, however, this is a fun little movie. There's nice chemistry in each scene as well as a nice little lead in to start things off. The action is nicely consistent from start to finish with each scene also having a nice pace, and that makes it very hard to think of any scene as better or worse than the rest. Twistys Hard will probably disappoint anybody looking for something a little more intense, nasty, or harder than normal in any way, but for those who throw out the title it's a nicely enjoyable little fuck flick.
The Extras: The photo gallery lasts about three minutes. There's also a behind the scenes featurette, cumshot recaps, and commercials.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts about a minute and a quarter. You get a couple moments of the setup of the scenes being shot as well as an extra shot with Kagney Linn Karter after her scene. There's really nothing of importance here and it's easily skipped.
Condom Usage: None
Final Thoughts: I have no clue what's supposed to make this one harder than anything else I've seen from Twistys, but it's still darn enjoyable.
Note to Twistys: If you're going to put out a series claiming things are getting harder than normal, you might want to actually include sex that's a little harder, more intense, or nasty.
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