Running Time: 140 min.
Production Date: None given
Director: Dawayne Dane and Tony Flush
Cast: Jenny Lo, Kensey Knox, Lacey Dash, Lexxxi Lowe, Marsha Thick, Chad Diamond, Dan Masters, Daniel Hunter, David Loso, and Joe Blow
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and decently balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks okay. It has a touch of grain, but is normally well lit with a smooth hand on the camera.
False Advertising: Although the cover listed Strip Tease and Pop Shot Recap among the extra features on the cover, I couldn't find it anywhere on the DVD. I'm deducting a half point from the overall score because of this.
|Scene 1 – Jenny Lo and Daniel Hunter|
Daniel starts out on a bed with Mexican Jenny with the cameraman about how they met before leaving them alone with the camera focused on the bed. They kiss as Daniel gropes her tits before they help each other strip down with their hands and mouths wandering each other's body. Daniel takes the lead kissing his way around Jenny's tits and pussy before her black bra and panties even come off before standing up to let Jenny suck his cock with a little stroking and plenty of eyes for the camera mixed in. Jenny lays back for Daniel to fuck her missionary style before she sucks him and lets him take her doggie style. Jenny lets Daniel eat her box a little more before riding him reverse cowgirl style, and as she turns around for the cowgirl ride you can tell that Daniel can barely even keep his cock semi-hard. She tries sucking him back to rigidity before getting back on to try it in the cowgirls again. They mix in a bit more oral action around spooning before Daniel finally pops on their tits and the cameraman has a few more words with them.
|Scene 2 – Kensey Knox and Chad Diamond|
“Paper or plastic?” looking Kensey and Chad chat with the cameraman with Kensey standing up to show off for the camera as Chad gives himself a hand, slaps her ass, and plays with her a little. Kelsey quickly starts sucking his cock with a little gagging mixed in before letting him go right to fucking her bald beaver missionary style as she gives the camera plenty of mugging. She sucks him clean before riding him cowgirl style, and keeps giving him a little head here and there as they move into plenty of doggie fucking. Finally, Chad lets go with a nice ball burst that gets Kelsey's face as well as her tits, and gets a smiling, happy reception from the recipient.
|Scene 3 – Lacey Dash and Dan Masters|
Bottle blonde Lacey and Dan, both of whom look like they're a bit repulsed by the idea of the gym, chat with the cameraman about how they got there before Lacey shows off for the camera as Dan plays with himself and helps her strip down and show off. Dan eats her from behind before continuing as she lays down for him, and then lays back so she can stuck his stubby shaved cock. Lacey stands up and turns around to ride him reverse cowgirl style before trying cowgirl and doggie. They also get in a little missionary work with the aid of a pillow under Lacey's ass before going back for a little more doggie fucking. Finally Dan tries for a facial finish that finally ends in about four drops that Lacey rubs around herself.
|Scene 4 – Marsha Thick and David Loso|
Marsha, aka Isis, a redhead with a few extra pounds and some trashy tattoos, and David, aka Danny, who also looks straight out of the trailer park, start out on a couch showing the dangers of meeting somebody when alcohol is apparently involved. They kiss and play with each other a bit as they help each other strip down before Marsha starts eagerly sucking David's cock. He moves around to fuck her doggie style before letting her get on top to ride him in the cowgirls. Marsha lets him fuck her face and gives him a little more than willing head before letting Danny go back to fucking her from behind. Finally, Marsha takes a nice facial finish with a smile showing true enjoyment of population pudding.
|Scene 5 – Lexxxi Lowe and Joe Blow|
After Lexxxi and Joe talk about how they met and ended up in front of the camera, Lexxxi starts to strip down with a little help from Joe and lets him admire her nicely natural body. It doesn't take long for Joe to start eating and fingering her pussy as she lays back on the couch for him, and then to move on spooning her. They back off so Lexxxi can suck his cock before Joe fingers her pussy and eats her ass from behind. He moves on to fuck her doggie style before rolling her over for a little missionary work before pulling her on top for a cowgirl ride. Lexxxi sucks him clean before riding him reverse cowgirl style. They mix in a little more oral and some spooning before going back to reverse cowgirl, and finally finish things up with Joe giving Lexxxi an impressive facial finish.
After a first impression of “Amateur” apparently meaning “Homely” to Diabolic, True Amateur Couples actually started to come off a fairly true amateur movie, albeit an average at best one. Yes, there's actual talent behind the camera with Tony Flush and Dawayne Dane directing, but for the most part they seem to leave the couples to do their thing. This gives a fair amount of the charm that gives amateur movies their spark, but Marsha and Danny were the only ones that really seemed to capture it with Jenny and Danny coming in second place with an amateur feel as well. Most of the movie left me thankful for the tanorexic bottle blondes with overly inflated tits that take up too much of porn stardom as well as the overly familiar male faces, and never had either the spark of amateur porn or anything to really make it special in any other way. True Amateur Couples is a pretty forgettable release.
The Extras:The photo gallery lasts just over two minutes with about six seconds per okay looking still. There's also a behind the scenes featurette and five and a half minutes of movie and toy trailers.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts just under eighteen minutes. Kensey starts out posing for stills as somebody mouths off from behind the camera, and has a little fun chatting with them as well as posing for stills. Lacey gets positioned for her stills before Jenny poses for her stills and flubs a couple lines. This is an okay at best behind the scenes featurette.
Condom Usage: None
Final Thoughts: It's easily skipped.
Note to Diabolic: Although it's great to see you putting some nice effort into the entire DVD and for you to search for fresh talent, I hope you can find better fresh talent in the future.
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