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Totally Unprofessional

Totally Unprofessional

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Category:  Gonzo
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astroknight's ratings for Totally Unprofessional:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Totally Unprofessional overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Totally Unprofessional Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Totally Unprofessional Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex Totally Unprofessional Sex rating 4.5 stars
Plot/Acting Totally Unprofessional Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Totally Unprofessional DVD Extras rating 1.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Totally Unprofessional A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  1/9/2011

The Little Details

Running Time: 174 min.

Production Date: 7 / 17 / 2010

Director: Mike John

Cast: Baby Cakes, Katie St. Ives, Rachel Love, Rayveness, Sara Stone, and Mike John

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Mike John can make some very fun movies, and it's been a while since I checked out one of them. I'm looking forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: Although the overall DVD could use a touch more effort towards the extras, the movie itself is one of the best gonzo releases I've seen from 2010 and has me eagerly awaiting its sequel.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting sex where the chemistry and fun aspect is put first

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier or more polished sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are as good as they seem like they should be for a movie like this, if not better. The camera work for this release is very minimal, and shot from tripods with a little handheld footage mixed in. The audio is clear and well balanced, and there are a few background noises that pop up here and there. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen, and looks great. The picture is very clear with very realistic feeling lighting. There is a little camera motion due to the handheld nature of some of the movie, along with quite a bit of footage that's obviously shot from tripods. Totally Unprofessional looks and sounds every bit as good if not better than it feels it should.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu is pretty simple, and just gives a still with a little minor animation. The chapter menu shows some nice care, and gives you the name of the girl along with clips from the scene and two choices for each scene.

The Feature

Mike John decides to kick back a little for this release, and go “totally unprofessional”. For him that means that him and the girls get to do whatever they want rather than trying to stick to a theme for the scene or any kind of scripted action. That also means that the camera work gets to be a little rougher, as the cameras are either on tripods or held by him and the girls as they play around.

Scene 1 – Katie St. Ives and Mike John

Mike starts out with cute little busty brunette Katie driving through the snow with Katie talking about how she's never seen snow before. After a bit they stop for Katie to try to catch a snowflake on her tongue, as well as catching a snowball from Mike in her shirt by accident as she plays in the snow. After she shows off her great tits and ass outside they head to the hotel so Katie can warm up and wash up in the shower. Katie makes sure to get plenty of soap on her titties to tease Mike as she washes up before he joins her and helps soap them up. Mike soaps up his cock and lets her stroke it as they wash up before having Katie start to suck and stroke it while giving him plenty of great eyes along with plenty of slaps to help him maintain control and a bit of titty fucking. After Mike lets Katie have a nice facial that she plays with briefly before swallowing down, the scene cuts to Katie laying back on the bed playing with her pussy a little and showing it off. Mike moves in to eat it as Katie tries to hold the camera, unsure if she can do it with him eating her. They sixty-nine before fucking missionary style, and this time Mike lets go from Katie's bush up to her tits. They keep going doggie style and spooning with Mike needing his cock slapped a few more times before returning to missionary. Finally, Katie sucks and strokes Mike to one last pop in the air.

This is a very cool scene. Although I can't say I care for all of Katie's ink, she is a cute girl with a great body and a very playful spirit that seems impossible not to like. The opening in the snow is a lot of fun, and that feeling permeates the entire being of this scene. It might not be “totally unprofessional” as Mike does do a great job of capturing the action with a little help from Katie, but there are plenty of times where you see the cameras in the shot and other things which might ruin the mood in a normal adult film. Throw in multiple pop shots, great chemistry, and some good energy, and you have a winner of a scene that definitely starts the movie out right.

Scene 2 – Sara Stone and Mike John

Busty brunette Sara starts the second scene checking out her phone in a bikini while laying on a bed when Mike comes in to share his new idea. They chat as they head outside by the pool where Sara starts to stroke Mike and then drop down to suck him as he gropes her great titties and gives her a little back of the head guidance. They take a little break for Sara to show off her tits and to stroke his cock a bit more with her bikini top wrapped around his cock before heading back to the house with Sara showing off her ass. Mike can't take it all and starts fucking her from behind when they get to the door, and then drops to all fours for him to fuck her doggie style once they get inside. They make their way back to the bed with Sara giving Mike more sucking and stroking, and he mixes in a little pussy eating and titty play as they fuck missionary style on the bed. Mike steps away for a moment to try to save himself as Sara plays with herself, and then comes back in to spoon her. They get in some energetic missionary work before moving back through spooning and doggie fucking, and then take another little break for some head and Sara to play with herself. They keep mixing up the positions with more oral and titty fucking mixed in, and finally Mike lets go with a smaller pop on Sara's face and tits. Afterward Mike's done, Sara insists on titty fucking him a little more.

This is another great scene. Sara looks utterly (or would that be udderly?) fantastic, and there's no shortage of smile or questions about how much she's enjoying herself through the scene. This one feels like a marathon afternoon fuckfest, and with how Mike and Sara were going at it I'm not sure how Mike held himself back to only one pop.. Once again the camera work is basic but very effective due to Mike's skill with a camera even when it's as limited as it is here. This is another winner of a scene.

Scene 3 – Baby Cakes and Mike John

Mike starts out asking cute black babe Baby Cakes if she wouldn't mind doing something a little different and more relaxed before she makes her way to the couch where Mike lets his camera check her out a bit as well as groping her tits to get himself started. She rubs him through his shorts before he pulls out his cock for her to suck as they sit next to each other on the couch. Baby Cakes keeps sucking him as he stands in front of her, and even lets him fuck her tits. As she strips down Mike moves in to eat her from behind and then fucks her missionary style on the couch with plenty more pussy eating mixed in. Baby Cakes seems to have just what Mike needs, as he pulls out to pop on her nice big tits and then goes right back to fucking her bald beaver missionary style. Baby Cakes stands up to show her cum covered titties before they take a break and relocate to a bed where Mike worships her booty as she strokes his cock. She sucks his cock before letting him fuck her doggie style and spoon her. They keep going with some missionary work and cowgirl fucking before Mike gives Baby Cakes another pop on her tits and fucks them a bit more.

This is another hot and fun scene. Once again the feeling is very relaxed and playful, and the scene keeps the feeling like it's a laid back afternoon fuck rather than something with a particular goal in mind. It's easy to see why Mike enjoys Baby Cakes with her great tits, nice body, and relaxed attitude, and that helps the scene to be another winner. With the help of Baby Cakes, Mike John once again shows that sometimes it's a good thing to be totally unprofessional.

Scene 4 – Rayveness and Mike John

Busty brunette MILF Rayveness starts the penultimate scene sitting back on a bed in an olive skirt with a white spaghetti strap top and white wedges as Mike walks up and starts checking out her legs. She opens her legs to show her lack of panties, and gives her pussy a rub as Mike moves up to check out her tits and slide in behind her to grope them as they chat a little. Rayveness shows off her tits a bit and poses for Mike as he strips off his pants behind the camera, and then happily moves in to stroke and suck his cock as he joins her by the bed. She lubes herself up quick before letting Mike fuck her missionary style, with Mike giving her tits a fair amount of attention and Rayveness having a little fun making faces at the camera as it lays on the bed. They take a little break for head and titty fucking before going back to fucking missionary style and popping on her stomach. Mike goes right back to fucking Rayveness and works in a little spooning before they play around exercising on the bed, Rayveness plays around for the camera, and they take a little break. When they get back at it, Rayveness works Mike over orally as they enjoy the show watching it on the camera and in the mirrored closet doors. They spoon and fuck doggie style before Rayveness works Mike into her ass cowgirl style, and they kiss passionately with Mike groping her ass as he slowly starts fucking it. They pick up the pace, and after slowing down a bit Rayveness heads to the bathroom to clean up. Mike follows her in to admire her ass a little more as they talk about how he came in her ass without ever showing any evidence.

This is another winner of a scene. Rayveness and Mike obviously have a lot of fun together, and Rayveness seems to really enjoy watching herself fuck with how much she watches the action in the mirror. This does distract from the scene slightly, but adding in the anal and the possibility of an anal cream pie to her playfulness through the scene almost makes up for it. This is another hot scene, but the mirror distracts Rayveness enough that it does come in slightly behind the other scenes in the movie.

Scene 5 – Rachel Love and Mike John

Busty bottle blonde Rachel starts out the final scene in a flowered top and jeans kneeling on a bed and shaking her rack around. Mike shoves his face between them after she takes off her top and helps to pull them out before they start kissing, and admires her ass as well as Rachel starts stripping down. Rachel eagerly sucks Mike's cock all the way down as he stands in front of her and then lays back on the bed, and then gives her a turn to lay back as he fucks her missionary style. Mike moves on to spoon her and fuck her doggie style before getting back on top for more missionary work. They also get in a cowgirl ride before Mike pops on Rachel's face and lets her get right back on for more fucking. They slow down for Rachel to suck Mike for a while before going back to fucking missionary style, and finish up with Mike busting another nut in Rachel's pussy.

Rachel helps Mike finish Totally Unprofessional at the same level that made the rest of the movie so enjoyable. She's a cute MILF with a great rack, and although her ink did seem kind of trash she had a nice personality that made her very likeable. She and Mike have very nice chemistry and keep things moving very well, and the cream pie finish was also a very nice addition even though we didn't see any evidence of the deed. This is a hot scene that finishes the movie on a high note.

As somebody who often complains about one of the biggest problems in porn being a lack of professionalism or a “Fuck it, it's just porn” attitude, with this release Mike John makes me wish that more people were a little more unprofessional. Totally Unprofessional has a fantastic feel about it, with the entire movie seeming like it's about Mike and the girls just having fun with sex and being themselves a bit more than they might normally. That leads to every scene here being more than just enjoyable, and also makes this one of those seemingly rare gonzo movies that can be enjoyed by couples as well as the stereotypical porn stroker. Mike does a very nice job of mixing up the action with an anal scene, a cream pie, and a few multiple pop scenes mixed in, as well as going with young girls, MILFs, and even a black girl, and that variety makes this release all the stronger. If anybody might have a complaint about the release all I can see it being is the camera work being a little more relaxed as well, as there are plenty of times where you get to see the other camera being used in the scene, but that didn't hold back this release for me either as it played into the relaxed and “unprofessional” feeling of the movie as well. Totally Unprofessional is an extremely enjoyable gonzo release that I can't help but highly recommend to anybody who might be the least bit interested in it.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Jerk Off Material 5, Sperm Overload 3, Praise the Load 3, No Cum Dodging Allowed 11, Racially Motivated 2, and Boobaholics Anonymous 6. The photo gallery lasts about five minutes with about seven seconds per nice looking snapshot. There's also cumshot recaps, weblinks, and a cast list.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, titty fucking, swallowing, masturbation, interracial, anal, rimming (male > female), and cream pie (vaginal and anal)

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Jules Jordan Video's DVDs can be found online for between about $22 and $37 with very few stores offering them near the low end. This one's well worth the money. The extras are pretty bare bones, but the movie's strong enough to make one almost forget about it with a very fun and relaxed feel and plenty of chemistry. Although the relaxed feel extends to the camera work, the technical aspects still show plenty of care and feel as good or better than they should with the relaxed feel of the movie. This is a great release that definitely deserves to be checked out.

Note to Mike John / Jules Jordan Video: With the relaxed feeling of the movie I can kind of understand the lack of a behind the scenes featurette here, but something like a bonus scene with one of the girls from a different release would have helped out the extras.

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