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Totally Unprofessional

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Category:  Gonzo
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T0MBOne's ratings for Totally Unprofessional:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Totally Unprofessional overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Totally Unprofessional Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Totally Unprofessional Male looks rating 1.5 stars
Sex Totally Unprofessional Sex rating 2 stars
 
Plot/Acting Totally Unprofessional Plot/Acting rating 1 star
Extras Totally Unprofessional DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Totally Unprofessional A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
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Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  11/12/2010

Professional perv, Mike John, that fellow with a pointed beard, gathers up 5 buxom babes with real boobs for Mike John's TOTALLY UNPROFESSIONAL (2010, Jules Jordan Video) as director/cameraman Mike shoots POV camera while he fucks Katie St. Ives, Sara Stone, Baby Cakes, Rayveness and Rachel Love in that scene order in this nearly 3 hour gonzo disc. So, Mike does allow you to see him fuck these five in private but wandering eyes of the performers are also captured looking at the different camera set-ups sans a cameraman. Also, some set-ups are a bit strange so, in a sense, the unconventional shooting style mirrors the unprofessional behavior of the lovely ladies and some scenes suffer in the process.

Cum on a Perverted Vacation with Katie and Mike! Out for a drive, Mike stops so that pale Katie St. Ives can play in the snow and expose her boobs and butt cheeks. The duo land in a bath tub for a blow job that includes dick slapping accompanied by Katie's giggling and a cum shot. The duo continue sucking and fucking on a bed as Mike tries to shoot around the rather blobby butterfly tattoo on Katie's left abdomen. She strokes him off as cum lands on her pussy patch then she gets him off again with a hand job finisher. It's an unpredictable opening scene that's hampered by pale Katie's unbecoming butterfly tatt---!! 1/2

I Sent the Crew Home So I Could Bone Sara Stone All Alone! The duo head poolside for a bit of POV blow job footage then Sara stops on the way back inside so that Mike can doggy her in the doorway then the duo land on the floor for more brief doggy moments. Sara's delightful boob bounce is a major plus in the rest of this straight sex scene that takes place on a day bed with a series of titty fuck positions the highlights. Mike's brief choking of Sara, which is not unheard of, is, nonetheless, uncalled for---!!! 1/2

Baby Cakes' Big, Black, Beautiful Boobs---All for Me! Near a brown couch that detracts a bit when it blends with Baby Cakes' skin color, Mike drops a load on her left boob after more titty fuck fun. The action switches to the bedroom where Baby Cakes' eyes wander throughout the straight sex positions but the finale is fabulous; Mike drops his load on her boobs while Baby Cakes cups and plays with them in her hands---!! 1/2

Join Rayveness & Mike on a Private Anal Play Date! Mike's unprofessional cutting back and forth to wide bedroom shots allows this scene to unfold in a rather uninteresting way. A cum shot lands on Ray's tummy then anal action follows with a break to do some leg stretching exercises. Mike finishes with a load in her ass but his following her into the bathroom yields no POV evidence. Rayveness is terrific but this scene seems sloppy in terms of style and set-up---!!

When It's Private & Personal...Rachel Can't Stop Cumming! Rachel massive boobs and big head of blonde hair are the stars of this scene as Mike tends to shoot around the rose/butterfly/rose tattoo across her lower abdomen and flower tattoos across her lower back. It's a typical straight sex scene except for Rachel's tingling legs that are outstretched during cowgirl---!!

The cum shot recap lasts 8 minutes; there's a photo gallery and 6 trailers, a cast list but not much else.

So, Mike John's TOTALLY UNPROESSIONAL (2010, Jules Jordan Video) gets my not so unheard of rating of !! 1/2 outa !!!!! as the last two scenes unceremoniously finishes this disc with unconventional but uncool camera work.



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