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Totally Unprofessional

Totally Unprofessional

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Category:  Gonzo
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Captain Jack's ratings for Totally Unprofessional:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Totally Unprofessional overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Totally Unprofessional Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Totally Unprofessional Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Totally Unprofessional Sex rating 4 stars
Plot/Acting Totally Unprofessional Plot/Acting rating 3.5 stars
Extras Totally Unprofessional DVD Extras rating 1.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Totally Unprofessional A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  9/12/2010
Mike goes off the grid in this one and picks five of his favorite girls to film them in their natural states. He says they “can do whatever the hell they want”. There’s no crew, no professional lighting, just Mike, the girl and a camera (or two). Mike always films great scenes and this should be no exception.

Katie St. Ives

Mike and Katie are driving in the mountains where it’s snowing. Katie has never seen snow before (which makes me hate her since I live in a winter wonderland. LOL). They get in a snowball fight and Katie flashes Mike with the snow falling. They finally move inside and Katie takes a shower, with Mike filming, of course. I especially likes the way she cleans off her tits. Mike joins her in the tub and she must have the cleanest tits west of the Rockies. Katie starts sucking his cock and looks great doing so. She has to slap it a couple times so that he doesn’t cum but then goes back into cocksucking mode. Mike picks up the camera and shoots her in POV and Katie eventually strokes him off all over her face. He wants to go for Round 2 and meets her in the bedroom. Mike eats her out before Katie goes back to sucking his cock, in 69 this time. Mike fucks her in mish and he cums on Katie’s bush. He’s ready for Round 3 and bones her in doggie, spoon and mish and Katie gives him a handjob to finish him off.

Sara Stone

Sara is laying on a bed wearing a multi-colored bikini. Mike explains the concept to her and she likes it. They go outside by the pool and Sara can’t wait to get his cock in her mouth. She gives a wet blowjob and takes him deep down her throat. They move inside and Mike fucks her from behind before Sara continues giving him head. He films some of it in POV, which is a natural for the master. Mike goes down on her then fucks her in mish. He also drills her in spoon, doggie and reverse cowgirl and watching her big, natural tits flop around is a treat. Sara performs some more POV head and it is a fantastic shot. Mike fucks her in cowgirl, then titty fucks her and strokes off on her face and tits. Another nice scene from Mike (his co-star helped!).

Baby Cakes

Baby Cakes is wearing a pink tank top and Mike can’t seem to keep his hands off her tits. He pulls out his dick and she knows what to do with it. She starts giving him head and then Mike picks up his camera to film it better. He fucks her in mish and shoots a couple ropes across her tits to prove her worthiness. Round 2 commences with Baby Cakes giving him head and then getting boned in doggie, spoon, mish and cowgirl. Mike drains his cock all over her tits and she checks herself off in the camera.


Mike seems to be giving her a gynocological exam because he’s checking out her pussy before he starts feeling up her tits. He sits behind her just feeling her up for what seems like an eternity. Rayveness lays on her stomach with Mike at the foot of the bed to give him a blowjob. Nice position and then Mike picks up the camera to film her in POV. Mike bones her in mish and spoon and then he cums (I think because it doesn’t really get captured on film). Then, they relax like a couple and just have fun together. For Round 2, they set up some mirrors and there are some excellent shots. Mike drills her in spoon, doggie and cowgirl. Mike blows his load all over ass and Rayveness goes get cleaned up.

Rachel Love

Rachel starts off by swaying her tits in front of the camera. It’s kind of hypnotic! She gets naked and starts sucking his cock. When the camera is on a side view, Rachel looks like she weighs 200 pounds! Her stomach is tremendous! Luckily, Mike films her in POV and she looks good with a cock in her mouth. He fucks her in mish, spoon and doggie and leaves a load in her pussy. They have fun together and that’s the main thing.


There’s a cumshot recap, photo gallery, and cast list.


When I first saw the title listed, I thought it would be in an office setting with professionals getting fucked, but Mike threw me a curveball. He stripped down a porn production to just two cameras, a set one and a handheld one. And he made it work! I’ve seen a few of these girls in many Mike John releases, so I know he likes them and he filmed it well. It was a hot feature. Sara, Katie and Rayveness were outstanding. But I wonder if Sara and Rachel were disappointed that they could only coax one pop out of Mike! LOL. But, overall, this is a good release and it should be the start of another series for Mike.

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