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Totally Nude Aerobics

Studio: DG
Category:  Softcore
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Aaryanna's ratings for Totally Nude Aerobics:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Totally Nude Aerobics overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Totally Nude Aerobics Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Totally Nude Aerobics Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Totally Nude Aerobics Sex rating 4 stars
Plot/Acting Totally Nude Aerobics Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Totally Nude Aerobics DVD Extras rating 4.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Totally Nude Aerobics A/V Quality rating 5 stars
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Reviewed by Aaryanna  on  9/1/2003
A nude workout video that will never go out of style!

As a woman, I think I actually have more appreciation for soft porn titles than would a guy. But this is a non-hardcore release that my boyfriend genuinely liked as much as I did. This disc is really two movies in one. The second video features beautiful girls in thonged leotards working out to jazzy, disco music in the background. And the first movie actually highlights the same girls – doing the identical workout – absolutely naked!

All aspects of a workout are covered. There’s some sexy stretching and cooling down moves at the start and at the finish, with some serious aerobics in the middle. The exercises went so fast, though – that I couldn’t even keep up! (Yes, I actually gave the workouts a try!) I vaguely remember seeing the clothed version of the video as a real exercise program on TV back in the ‘90’s. But I was much younger then, and I really didn’t understand the bisexual urges coursing through my body – and my mind – at the time. I only saw the show a few times, but I had nearly forgotten how enthralled I had been just watching the girls as the camera panned across (and above) their beautifully athletic bodies.

The second video (which is the clothed version) is actually more colorful since the girls are wearing cute outfits. But the first video (which is the nude version), with all of the girls set against a white seamless background (and performing on a rotating turntable) is absolutely breathtaking. The girls dance and perform in unison, sometimes in kaleidoscopic formation. They are all firmly breasted, and nicely trimmed (thank god). And the camera angles are all very flattering (and not overly gynecological!). Imagine nude synchronized swimming – but without the water – and you’ll get the picture!

As a sex video, this movie is definitely lacking – since there isn’t any! But as a very visual “background noise” -- this video works great! My boyfriend (the pervert), for example, will sometimes play this video in the morning as he’s shaving or getting ready for work – which, for me, is much more pleasant than listening to the news or financial reports that he normally watches. I’ll often times run the program myself – on the big screen TV that faces our kitchen – while I’m cooking dinner or paying the bills. I’ve even caught my beau watching this video as a picture-in-picture diversion while he’s viewing sports or channel surfing on the weekend. (The sports will sometimes even be the smaller picture of the two.) This movie is great, though, for putting one of us – or both of us – into the mood for sex quite quickly.

Also, I should mention that the box cover is somewhat deceiving. The girl on the front – the one with the cute apple-shaped face – really does appear in the movie, and the camera gives us some very nice close-ups of her gorgeous lips and eyes. But her early 90’s hairstyle may make the video seem somewhat dated – and it certainly isn’t! With its jazzy music, and the girls’ sexy, high-cut thong workout outfits, this movie has a very up-to-date look. And, of course, watching naked tits and twats exercising will never really go out of style, will it?

As hardcore porn, this movie definitely doesn’t qualify. But as a slow “jerk off” (or a “finger-myself-in-the-afternoon”) video, this movie can be extremely satisfying. This video even inspired me to give my boyfriend a blowjob in the morning before he went off to work. After all, I wouldn’t want him to be horny as he interacted with the other girls in his office, now would I? (And I, of course, took care of my own needs– while watching the video -- after he left.)

Ladies, this disc would make a great birthday or Father’s Day gift. And if you happen to like it too – so much the better! Peace out!

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