Running Time: 138 min.
Production Date: 02 / 2002
Director: Jim Holliday
Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, Felecia, Sindee Coxx, Chandler, Dayton Rains, Allysin Chaynes, Samantha Sterlyng, Tanya Danielle, Bunny Luv, Monica Mayhem, Nina Ferrari, Summer Storm, Lita Chase, August, Casey Brooks, Alex Sanders, Evan Stone, and Dillion Day in sexual roles and Violet Blue, Kody, Carolyn Monroe, Root Logins and William Margold in non-sex roles
Initial Expectations: Jim Holliday is one of my favorite directors. I always look forward to his work.
Initial Reaction: Itís typical Jim Holliday, which means itís darn hot and a lot of fun.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody who likes anal sex and wants a fun feeling fuck flick
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anal sex with a rough feel
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are right up to VCAís normal high standards. The audio is clear and well balanced while the video has barely any sign of grain, shadows, or background noises.
Music: Although Reno and the Rumrunners normally provides the music for Jim Hollidayís movies, this time almost all of itís done by Jan & Derol and the Steamrollers. Fans of Reno and the Rumrunners donít have anything to worry about, however, since the music has the same fun and laid back style as most people have come to think of with Jim Hollidayís movies. Itís also very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, resting so quietly in the background that you donít even know itís there sometimes.
Menus: The menus are simple, but thankfully a step away from VCAís standard menu. The main menu has a small clip of the feature, and the chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on the leading lady in the scene.
The Feature: Jim Holliday is back, and is definitely having Too Many Blonde Moments. There isnít really much of a plot here, and is mostly sex scenes featuring blondes book cased by blondes telling King William Margold blonde jokes at the Brain Exchange of Ice Cream Valley. Does it make sense, no, but itís fun enough that I think most people will be too busy smiling to care.
Summer Storm starts things out with Alex Sanders, since he only has thirty minutes to fuck her brains out. He gives her squeaky clean butthole a thorough tongue and finger inspection, in addition to licking her pussy and spanking her, before letting her go down on him. Summer starts out letting Alex fuck her pussy doggie style, and then lets him kick things up a hole to fuck her in the ass. Summerís ass also gets some reverse cowgirl loving before Alex decorates her face. Itís a very hot scene with great energy and chemistry. I havenít seen a whole lot of Summer, but the more I see of her the more sheís impressing me.
Evan Stone gets his blonde moment with extremely cute and overly endowed Lita Chase next. Evan plays the gentleman and treats her pussy and ass before she swallows his sausage and works it over with her feet. Evan works her pussy over in a few of the standard positions, as well as pile-driver, before shooting his guy goo across Litaís pretty face. I have to admit that I was a little disappointed to not see Lita take it in the ass, but she still did a great job here that left me completely satisfied.
August, a cute short haired brunette, gets her blonde moment with Monica Mayhem, a cute Australian who ruined one of the best natural racks in the business with silicone. Monica lets August work over both her holes and then reciprocates by sucking Augustís toes and licking her pussy and ass. Sadly, it feels a little unfinished since August leads Monica off at the end of the scene as if thereís a lot more to come. Itís a fairly short scene, but still hot and with nice chemistry.
Casey Brooks, who might be the most unattractive blonde Iíve seen in a Jim Holliday movie, pairs up with Alex Sanders next. Alex eats her cookie and bunghole before she orally attacks his cock and repeatedly takes it all the way into her throat. They move on to missionary for both holes and some anal doggie before Alex gives Casey a massive facial. Itís a hot scene with great energy and chemistry, but my not caring much for Caseyís looks held it back a little.
Dillion Day, aka Huck who fucks like a truck not some pissant duck, takes Nina Ferrari for a test drive next. Not surprisingly, he doesnít let his tongue neglect either of her holes before she sucks his schlong. They work Ninaís pussy through a few common positions before Dillion decorates Ninaís feet with his dick droppings. Itís a nicely energetic scene with good chemistry.
Felecia brings Chandler and Tanya Danielle back to her room for a little fun, where theyíre joined by Sindee Coxx, whoís brunette chip is malfunctioning and whoís caught between a brunette and blonde moment. The girls all team up on Sindee with the help of their toys before lining up bent over for Felecia to inspect them with her tongue and toy. After Felecia works her way down the line, the girls pair up for some vaginal attention and even break out a strap on. Itís a hot scene thatís nicely broken up between the anal and vaginal action. The toys are a major part of the scene, but they never feel like theyíre a crutch for the scene.
Evan Stone and Lita Chase join up again, but this time theyíre joined right away by Samantha Sterlyng. They team up to get Lita warmed up before Samantha joins in to get her ass licked too. Summer Storm also shows up, who claims to need more treatments and wants to suck Evanís cock. She leads the cocksucking, with Lita helping, while Samantha rides Evanís face. Lita gets the first fuck, with the other girls around her to help, before Lita and Samantha work on each other while Summer rides his cock. Samantha gets her baloney pony ride next, while Lita stretches out over Evanís chest with Summer eating her ass. Finally, theyíre joined by Allysin Chaynes, who has her toes sucked by Evan as he fucks her. Surprisingly, after getting fucked a bit they back up so Evan can give Allysinís ass a good tongue fucking while the girls watch or help warm her up, and then go back to fucking. The finally girls take Evanís pop on their hands to end things. You know itís a hot scene when Samantha Sterlyng seems to be the most laid back person in the scene, and thatís just the case here.
Dayton, who seems unable to fulfill her entire contract for whatever company she signs with, teams up with Tanya Danielle next. She has Tanya bend over so she can tongue and play with her holes before laying back for Tanya to return the favor. After getting warmed up, Dayton dons her strap on to work Tanya over from behind until she comes. Once again, the scene feels a little cut off, and itís a little softer feeling than the other scenes, but itís still pretty good.
Finally, Shayla LaVeaux gets some action. Bleached blonde Bunny Love eats her ass and plays with her pussy before laying back for Shayla to return the favor and suck her toes. They continue on through a sixty nine before Bunny goes back to cleaning Shaylaís tailpipe. Oddly, Bunnyís replaced with Allysin Chaynes in the middle of the scene. Allysin continues to work Shayla over, and after a break for some nice kissing, bends over for Shayla to return the favor with the help of a powder sugar donut ball. Finally, Shalya stretches Allysinís sphincter with a small toy before returning the favor in kind to finish things up. Although the change from Bunny to Allysin gives this scene a kind of weird feel, itís a kind of weird movie so it doesnít seem completely out of place. Shayla and the girls have great chemistry throughout the scene, and make this a very good scene to end things with.
Perhaps itíd be better titled as Too Man Bleached Blonde Moments, but Too Many Blonde Moments is still a lot of fun. The non-sex moments are a little surreal, but have a lot of humor that keep them going despite not making a lot of sense. The sex is much the same way, emphasizing anal action and toe sucking, while also throwing humor in now and then. Surprisingly, I thought Summer Storm and Lita Chase turned in two of the hottest performances here, but the rest of the cast wasnít far behind them. As usual with Jim Hollidayís recent features, thereís plenty of ass licking and toe sucking, as well as plenty of lesbian and anal action. Jim Hollidayís movies doesnít really fall into the couples area, nor do they fall in the heavy raincoater area. Too Many Blonde Moments is fun porn with a nice bit of nastiness.
Extras: Bios are included for Shayla LaVeaux, Allysin Chaynes, Chandler, and Monica Mayhem. Each bio includes a little personal information, a few photos, and a link to the starís scene. The photo gallery lasts a little over two and a quarter minutes with about seven seconds per average looking photo. Iím not positive, but from the looks of the photos Iím guessing they were taken from the movie rather than being actual photos taken as the movie was made. Trailers are included for Floss, Little Town Flirts, andPerfect Smiles. Thereís also multiple angles, most of which appear to be true multiple angles. Although they have a few video problems, theyíre nicely done to give you a different perspective almost every time. Finally, thereís web links, contact information, and a wall to wall option that lets you watch the feature without any of that plot stuff getting in the way.
Themes: Straight, lesbian, rimming (male > female and female > female), group, toe-ing, spanking, footjobs, toys, masturbation, and fun with food
Raincoat Factor: Very high
Overall: Currently, most of VCAís Jim Holliday DVDs can be found online for between $17 and $25 with most stores offering them for around $20. This is a pretty fair price for what you get here. The movieís fun and has a lot of great sex. Although there arenít a lot of extras, the transfer is very well done. If youíre a fan of Jim Hollidayís movies, add Too Many Blonde Moments to your shopping list.
Note to VCA: This feature is different enough that it could have really used a directorís commentary on this DVD. It almost seems like there should have been one with the second audio track thatís completely empty. I also wonder what happened to the behind the scenes footage that Wit Maverick was credited for doing at the end of the movie.
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