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Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody

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astroknight's ratings for Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Plot/Acting rating 3 stars
Extras Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/16/2013

Running Time: 133 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Jordan Septo

Cast: Chanel Preston, Dani Daniels, Gracie Glam, Kagney Linn Karter, Lea Lexis, Nicole Aniston, Anthony Rosano, Danny Mountain, Derrick Pierce, Evan Stone, and Lee Stone

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen, and looks good. Some of the green screen and computer generated footage looks a bit hokey, but the picture is clear with a good hand on the camera and nice lighting.

The Movie: Lara Croft exploded into the world nearly two decades ago on Playstation, and her success was big enough that she even had a pair of big budget Hollywood movies. Here, Paradox Pictures, Exquisite Films, and Jordan Septo give Lara Croft the porno treatment with busty bruntette bombshell Chanel Preston taking the tit-ular role.

Scene 1 Chanel Preston and Lee Stone

After discussing a little business, Chanel passes on Lee's offer to shake on the deal in favor of something much more intimate. She moves in to kiss him and lets him strip off her top to suck her big titties. Chanel drops down to suck and stroke Lee's cock before he picks her up and flips her upside down for a standing sixty-nine. Lee lays Chanel back to eat and finger her pussy, and then moves on to fuck it missionary style and spoon it. Chanel gets up to ride him in each of the cowgirls before letting him spoon her a little more and take her in doggie. Lee takes her in missionary again, and finally lets Chanel have a nice pop in her mouth that she happily swallows down.



Scene 2 Lea Lexis and Derrick Pierce

Lea decides to test Derrick's loyalty, as well as his stamina. He kisses her mouth before moving down to worship her tits with his hands and mouth. Derrick helps Lea strip down and tongues her holes from behind as well as having her sit on his face. Lea leans forward to sixty-nine Derrick and then lays back for him to fuck her missionary style. She gets on top for a cowgirl ride with each of her holes and eagerly slurps her ass juices off his cock before impaling her ass back on his shaft reverse cowgirl style. Lea gets in a little more ass to mouth action after Derrick spoons her shitpussy and also lets him tap her ass doggie style. Finally Derrick pulls out to spray his seed on Lea's great ass.



Scene 3 Kagney Linn Karter, Danny Mountain, and Evan Stone

Dirty blonde Kagney distracts guards Danny and Evan to help Chanel escape from prison. The guys kiss her before Kagney breaks Evan out of his leather pants for some sucking and stroking while Danny gives it to her from behind. She turns around to suck Danny as Evan fucks her from behind before bouncing on Danny's dick reverse cowgirl style as she and Evan play a bit more. The guys lay Kagney back and take turns fucking her pussy and face before they take their turn laying back and letting Kagney work them over cowgirl style. Kagney lays back for a bit more missionary work the the guys, and finally lets them pop on her tits and pussy.



Scene 4 Chanel Preston, Dani Daniels, and Gracie Glam

Chanel gets busy with hot brunette harem girls Dani and Gracie after they save her from the desert. They kiss their way around each other as they check each other out and help each other strip down. Chanel gets on all fours for Dani to play with her pussy and Gracie to eat her ass before getting in the middle to eat Gracie as Dani eats her from behind. The girls team up on Gracie with their tongues and fingers and then let Dani have her turn being focused on. They continue to work their way around each other naturally, working both in lines as well as completely focusing on each other. Naturally the scene ends with the girls sharing a few kisses as the camera fades out.



Scene 5 Nicole Aniston and Anthony Rosano

Finally Anthony gets a bonus in the form of hot blonde Nicole. She moves in to kiss him and let him work his mouth around her body sucking her tits and eating her pussy. Nicole sucks and strokes Anthony in reciprocation before laying back for some missionary work. He kisses her and bends her over the table for some doggie fucking, and Nicole makes sure to give him some more head complete with great eyes before riding him in the cowgirls. They return to missionary fucking with Anthony mixing in some nice oral action for Nicole and finally letting her pussy swallow his load before pulling out and letting it run back out.



Tomb Raider XXX is a fun little fuck flick. Chanel Preston looks smoking hot as Lara Croft, and I'm sure there's more than one fanboy out there who's going to need to to change his pants after seeing her in action here. She turns out two solid sex scenes, first with Lee and then with Dani and Gracie, and the rest of the action in the movie is also quite nice. Lea Lexis has a nice scene with Derrick, and Kagney does a very nice job taking on Danny and Evan. Nicole's scene with Anthony was one of my favorites, and Nicole looks amazing through it as well as having a great cream pie finish. I was nicely impressed with the fight sequences, which Chanel does very well, but the overall plot left a bit to be desired. Yes, I realize that this is a porno based on a video game (and subsequent movies), but the ending sequence between Chanel and Lea had me groaning as well as laughing out loud, and the movie seemed to take some awfully huge jumps to get from place to place story-wise. With the care Paradox Films, Exquisite Films, and Jordan Septo have put into their past parodies I went into Tomb Raider XXX with high expectations, and sadly they were never fully met.

The Extras: A second DVD is devoted entirely to the extras. The photo gallery lasts seven minutes. There's also a monster behind the scenes featurette, three trailers, and cumshot recaps.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts just over an hour and a half. This is one of those featurettes that definitely shows that more isn't better. That isn't to say that this is a bad featurette, but it does feel like it could have been edited down to at least a third its length without really missing anything. The entire featurette feels like it's just somebody standing around with another video camera capturing what's going on. That can be good in some circumstances, but here it just doesn't work that well. There's a little interaction with the stars, but not much, and never anything that feels like a full blown interview. You get some nice eye candy as the cast poses for stills and gets busy for the movie, and although that can be nice here and there, here it just goes on way too long. There's also quite a bit of footage with Chanel working on the fight choreography and a little fun footage of the cast chatting between takes. All in all, however, this is a behind the scenes feature that just plain doesn't seem to have any focus and falls short because of it and despite its length.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: It's a very good rental if you're a fan of the original.

Note to Exquisite Films: With a behind the scenes featurette as long as this your heart's definitely in the right place, but please remember than quantity isn't always quality.

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