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Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody

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fu_q's ratings for Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Plot/Acting rating 3.5 stars
Extras Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody DVD Extras rating 4.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by fu_q  on  6/17/2012
Review:
The tombs aren’t the only things being raided in “Tomb Raider XXX…”, a very good parody release from Exquisite Films and director Jordan Septo. Indeed, this film parodies the popular mainstream video game and movie franchise of a similar title, and it certainly casts its female protagonist—Lara Croft—in a light heretofore unseen by the teeming masses. In this one, not only does Ms. Croft (played by Chanel Preston) undertake a high-risk adventure for both profit and pleasure, but she and her associates also get it on in sundry sexual situations certain to sate the audience’s more carnal of urges. (To put it simply: there’s some hot fucking by a strong cast to be found here…all along with a good underlying plot.)

In terms of the storyline, Chanel (as Lara Croft) is indirectly hired out by bad-guy Lea Lexis to find a piece of an ancient artifact. Of course, she doesn’t initially know what the artifact is for, but—after being double-crossed by Lea’s operative (Lee Stone)—she decides that it’s worth finding out…and also worth putting an end to Lea’s diabolical plans. From there, her adventure continues to unwind and lands her in various locations (and predicaments) around the globe…ultimately culminating in a final battle with the nefarious nymph herself.

As for the sex, Scene One pairs up Chanel Preston with big-dicked Lee Stone. Taking place in an ornate bedroom in Calcutta, this one comes right on the heels of Lee offering Chanel a shit-ton of money for the job. Nothing gets ‘em wetter than the hard green Benjamins (and the promise of imminent adventure, of course)…and Chanel quickly surrenders her tomb-raiding booty. A sexy oral (spit, semi-gagging, standing-69) and vaginal romp ensues, and the festivities are capped off by a pop on Ms. Preston’s face and in her mouth…which she then swallows—hot!

In Scene Two, it’s wicked Lea Lexis—clad in a skintight white bodysuit—and Derrick Pierce who get it on in a palace-like setting on red-and-gold-themed sofas. Occurring after Lea has noted to Derrick that not only has she hired Preston but that she will be hiring him as well, the steamy oral, vaginal and anal tryst that results doesn’t disappoint. Marked by a variety of erotic positions and some ass-to-mouth, this one closes out with Derrick pasting Lea’s butt-hole with sticky man-goop. Of course, she can’t resist giving it a taste—very good (…the scene that is…)!

Scene Three involves a boy/boy/girl three-way between Evan Stone, Danny Mountain, and Kagney Linn Karter in an ancient dungeon in Egypt. Danny and Evan are there guarding Chanel’s cell—after they’ve captured her (offscreen)—and Kagney’s been sent in to cut her loose. Of course, Kagney’s best attribute is her body, and she provides quite the distraction whilst Chanel slips to freedom. A steamy oral and vaginal encounter follows, featuring plenty of oral-vaginal combinations and a good deal of “tag-team” fucking. Evan delivers a load to Kagney’s breasts and Danny drops one on her pussy and pelvis to finish off this fine affair (oral cock clean-off, both).

In Scene Four, Chanel awakens after collapsing in the desert to find herself in the care of the “Sheik’s” wives, Dani Daniels and Gracie Glam. Both Dani and Gracie are dressed accordingly, and Chanel is eager to express her gratitude. Lusty girl-on-girl action—involving fingers, tongues, and rimming—ensues, as the women sate each others’ more intimate desires. This is some hot stuff.

Scene Five involves Anthony Rosano (Chanel’s coordination guy on the other end of her earpiece) and his “bonus” for a job well done, Nicole Aniston. Nicole comes out in an elegant black miniskirt, and the pair makes immediate good use of the lengthy table in the room. The oral and vaginal affair that follows is both sensual and sexy, and the festivities culminate in a dripping cream-pie for Ms. Aniston—sweet!

In terms of bonuses, there’s a second disc that contains a lengthy and interesting “Behind the Scenes” segment (~1.5 hours). There are also three “Trailers”, a “Photo Gallery” (a slideshow of BTS photos and stills from the production), and a “Cumshots” option (plays through the pop-shots of the film). It should also be noted that the acting is decent, the plot is good (mentioned above), the sets and effects are generally done well, and the fight scenes are cool.

All in all, this one will appeal mostly to fans of Chanel Preston, video games, action movies, parodies, and / or features. Exclusive fans of gonzo should likely look elsewhere. Otherwise, check it out. It’s worthy.


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