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Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody

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bono-ONE's ratings for Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Plot/Acting rating 3.5 stars
Extras Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  3/14/2012
Welcome fans to a new parody which takes on the Angelina Jolie film Tomb Raider that came out some years back. I am not familiar with the whole Laura Croft mythology and have just watched the two movies which have been released. This parody here doesn't really seem to take on either film directly. More like they just use the character names and have created their own story and the story isn't that strong I think but really we're here for the fucking right! You don't need to wonder who they picked to play Laura if you see the cover for this one. Chanel Preston has been in several parodies over the last year or so and for good reason. She's a solid actress but most importantly she's a great sex performer and you get two chances to enjoy her work in this one.

The story begins with Laura in a hotel room and you see that Chanel is decked out in her Laura outfit much like Angelina though a bit more revealing, no shock there since this is a porno. Chanel is wearing one of those head piece phone devices that allows her to talk to Alister who is played by Anthony Rosano. We learn that Chanel is there to meet someone about finding a lost antiquity. Lee Stone shows up as the potential client and he gives Chanel a few more details about finding this lost family heirloom but nothing to specific though he does spill out a nice pile of cash to entice her to agree to the deal. But if you've seen the Tomb Raider movies you know that Laura already has a nice bit of wealth herself so money wasn't enough to seal the deal so Lee has to offer up something else-- his cock!! Some nice action here as Chanel works around having twin thigh gun holsters on but there is enough sucking 'n' fucking to keep you interested until Lee pops.

From there the story shifts to Lea Lexis who we gather is a head of some nefarious organization that turns out is using Lee to get Chanel to find a piece of a device that will do something bad of course don't these things always do something bad! Lea has brought in Derrick Pierce to assist in finding the other pieces but she wants to see how Derrick performs under pressure and turns out he can handle himself pretty good as they bust one out that includes some good anal sex for Miss Lexis ending with the pop decorating her freshly fucked asshole. Here the story presents a bit of a problem as we never see Derrick again so does he find the other pieces, evidently so as you see in the last scene but a little bit of missing story for sure between this point and that.

After these two scenes we return to the Laura portion of the story as Chanel has gone off in search of this relic Lee asked her to uncover. This offers some nice shots of Chanel out and about in the desert landscape which is supposed to be Peru. You also have Alister in her ear offering encouragement. Chanel eventually finds the cave where the piece is located but she senses that perhaps this gig isn't on the full up and up. Sure enough a mystery guest shows up in the form of Lee Stone who doesn't sugar coat it. He's there to take the piece and Laura isn't meant to survive! Even though Lee is a big guy Chanel is a tough girl and manages to sub due him and get to his gun popping a couple shots into him. Laura then decides to check out the place where she suspects Lea is hiding and it was the place she fucked Derrick at but the two are long gone when Chanel shows up. Though she finds a book in Egyptian which offers a small clue and her next destination. The story jumps to her in Egypt but she's already captured by Lea's people when the next frame opens and Chanel is thrown into a jail cell with Danny Mountain and Evan Stone guarding her.

When all hope seems lost for Miss Croft who shows up but Kagney Linn Karter who plays it like she's working for Lea and is checking up on the two guys but she quickly lets Laura know she's there to help her out so we realize she's on the Croft team. The two dummies don't know what to do other than to allow this buxom blonde to have her way with them and this turns into a good 2 on 1 scene with both men getting multiple chances to fuck Kagney's pussy and she nicely keeps busy up top with the other cock in her mouth. Pop wise you have one blasted to her tits and the other just outside her pussy. In the whole fucking mess the two guys don't see Laura find a way to slip out of the cell and out of the room. Afterwards we don't know what happens to Kagney as Chanel took off and headed off into the desert where she eventually collapses from dehydration. A couple sexy harem girls find her though, and take Chanel to their room where she wakes up and makes their fantasy come alive. A very nice g/g/g scene ensues with good pussy licking from all, and I should say that it's Gracie Glam and Dani Daniels who are the two sexy harem girls. A little bit of ass licking in the scene too and I was pleased to see no toys used at all. The girls finish up, let Chanel get dressed and the sheik even offers the use of his plane to take Laura to her next destination which leads us to the final and only confrontation between Lea and Chanel. We see that Lea has put together this device and it allows to have wings and float in the air and seemingly be impervious to bullets. So Chanel tries another tack throwing a small barrel which Lea catches. This barrel must have contained a very powerful powder because when Chanel shoots it Lea explodes. So not much of a big final battle. Chanel lets Anthony know she's ok and that he's got a nice bonus coming for all his hard work. This bonus turns out to be Nicole Aniston who shows up and Anthony puts down the head set phone and has a little un techie type fun eating Nicole's pussy and letting her lie atop the table engulfing his cock. After a few positions we have the pop which is tucked just inside her pussy lips with a nice bit of jizz showing itself when he pulls out.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

So this ends the parody and I'm not sure how much it actually resembled Tomb Raider as the story wasn't as strong I think as it could have been. Again I'm not as familiar with the whole Laura Croft story as some of you probably are. I've just seen the two Angelina Jolie movies. In that respect they seemed to have nailed the outfit she wore with a good porno take on it. You have a little bit of the techie stuff mixed in with the phone head set and Anthony sitting in front of multiple laptops. Chanel is shown being athletic and climbing plus she has the one fight. Parodies are tricky and this one seemed to put more of an emphasis on the fucking rather than having a big story element to it. That didn't bother me in the slightest as watching Chanel fuck twice is always a pleasure and Lea offered up a good anal scene plus Kagney's 2 on 1 and lest we not forget the hot triple girl scene with Gracie and Dani joining Chanel. Nicole Aniston looked sexy walking into the last scene where she showed Anthony that there is more to life than trying to rescue Laura Croft over the phone. There is a second disc for the extras which are led by 1 1/2 hour BTS so that is a porno film in itself. This is worth it for Chanel fans who like to see her play and she does good with the dialogue and the physical activity that doesn't include her fucking. The story is a bit light as I said but shouldn't dissuade you from at least renting the show as it does offer up some good sex in between the small bits of story that are offered.I would have thought there should have been some sort of confrontation between Derrick Pierce and Chanel giving her another chance to kick some man ass but perhaps the budget just wouldn't allow it to be shot. There is nothing more from Kagney after her appearance to save Chanel so yeah a few questions remain if you're interested in the story this is based around. I wouldn't mind seeing another Tomb Raider film but I would hope they'd put a little more effort into creating a stronger story that could match the sex which is most definitely strong in this story.



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