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Tits Ahoy 6 (3rd Degree)

Studio: 3rd Degree
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scipio's ratings for Tits Ahoy 6 (3rd Degree):
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Tits Ahoy 6 (3rd Degree) overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Tits Ahoy 6 (3rd Degree) Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Tits Ahoy 6 (3rd Degree) Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Tits Ahoy 6 (3rd Degree) Sex rating 3.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Tits Ahoy 6 (3rd Degree) Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Tits Ahoy 6 (3rd Degree) DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Tits Ahoy 6 (3rd Degree) A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by scipio  on  12/29/2007
Tits Ahoy 6

Dir: Mike "Quasarman" Quasar, Adult DVD Talk's Director of the Century.

Extras:
Behind the Scenes: They goof around on the set's kitchen and talk about smoking a lot, while Kimberly Franklin and Guy #2 smokes, and then Quaze and Guy #2 talk about making love to her huge French-Canadian breasts. We get some hardcore stills-in-action with Nikki Benz (spot them on the back cover!) before Quaze emphasises how important the boobs are to the scene. Britney Stevens gets interviewed (and it's actually kinda interesting), some messing around and an interview with Lachelle Marie. Cumshot Loop: Cumshot recaps for each scene, basically.
Photo Gallery: A series of stills in "autorun" form. Good quality hardcore images.
Trailers: One long video segment featuring trailers for: Big Loves, Cum to Momma, Filthy 2, Head Case 2, Real Racks 3.
Audio Setup: Can't forget the now-standard 3D/ZT Spanish audio track!

A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind when reading the overall DVD and scene ratings.

From what I've seen to date, Third Degree makes some good quality porn and Mike is constantly being praised for either his direction, camerawork, or bravery in getting so close to hairy-man ass and being hit with the backspash of porn-in-action. And yeah, sorry. I'm not good with male performer names. Add performer credits in the scene select menu, Quaze!


Scene 1:
Malezia, Guy #1.
Cumshot on breasts.

Maliza is a slightly-exotic looking girl with long black hair, a pierced navel with a couple of tattoos above and below it as well as on her right shoulderblade, and large aftermarket breasts. She wears a simple but nice black bra and panties and gyrates in the mirror and for the camera as she strips off the bra before wandering over to Guy #1, who is waiting on the couch.

With the kissing and such, the guy also does some breast-slapping. I guess that's becasue it's a boob-themed DVD, but it looks a little odd. There's some tit-fucking with oral for him in a couple of positions, more boob-licking and then she takes her panties off and reclines so she can be mounted. Cowgirl, spoon, more titfucking while he fingers her. Reverse cowgirl, with both of them covered in sweat by now, he eats her ass, doggy, a side embrace position with a finger up her bum, and finally a jerk-to-pop on Malezia's breasts followed by more tit-fucking..

Good scene. Good Porn, like good food can be incredibly uncomplicated in it's production. Just a bunch of simple ingredients - two attractive performers fucking in a well-lit and well-shot environment and showing a bit of passion.
8/10


Scene 2:
Britney Stevens, Guy #2.
Gagging, Deepthroating, "Squirting", Anal, ATM, Cumshot on breasts.

Britney is a dark blonde with lighter blonde streaks through her hair. She has a number of colourful stars tattooed on her left shoulder, a bad tattoo of some skulls on her right inner-wrist as well as the requisite tailbone tattoo. Britney also has a pierced navel with a bit of bling dangling from it. She is however quite attractive and has the requisite large breasts which impressively look like they may even be natural. (Apparently her sister was in Volume 5 of Tits Ahoy, so perhaps it runs in the family). She is dressed in a very nice looking black bra and panties set with pink accents.

She goes through a bit of tease for the camera before exposing her breasts and continuing to tease the camera, until she sits down on the guy's lap. He kisses and fondles her, before placing her on her back on the couch and getting his willy out for her to suck on. Unfortunately there is a bit of the stupid gagging noise, but thanksfully it's brief. He lubes up her boobs, and titfucks her before going back to an extended edition of the stupid unsexy "ough, ough, ough" throatfucking seal noises. Enough already with this bullshit!

He licks her for about a second before mounting her missionary, P2M, deepthroat, seal noises, spooning until she "squirts". Lubed up her buttcheeks, then some doggystyle, Britney on her knees for some more stupid throat-fucking, cowgirl, oral with more seal noises, then back to the doggy position while the guy jacks off and fingers her asshole before buttfucking her as she dirty-talks him in typical porn fashion. After doggy anal, reverse anal cowrirl is next, ATM, more RAC with more of the "oh fuck yeah, ohmygod, fuck yeah baby" drivel from Britney, more ATM and finally she jerks him to a pop on her breasts.

The deepthroating was fine, the anal was fine, both performers looked good, the photography and lighting were good, but the cock-choking noises really do put me off, not to mentkion "squirting". Having said that, it's still better than your average porn, but I do have to mark it down. Remove (or ignore) the circus stuff and you have a good scene. As it is, it's only slightly above average
6/10


Scene 3:
Lachele Marie, Guy #3.
Cumshot on breasts.

Lichele is one of those girls who you look at and it takes less than a second to think "Stripper". Yes, she's a Platinum Blonde Barbie Doll with gi-normous implants. She has a pretty, angular face, a pierced navel, a small tattoo in the small of her back (a red Playboy bunny), another small tatt on her right shoulderblade and a killer body. She's wearing a simple white top and red panties and stands in the poolside patio of a nice garden.

As is usual for Quazarman's releases, we start with some tease (I like a bit of tease, so this is a good thing). She pours some water over her white shirt to get the wet t-shirt thing happening, before just being done with it and peeling her top off. This lady really does have some enormous implants, and I'd even say they are just a little too large for her frame. I'm sure they've bought her a house by now though, so what do I know?

The scene cuts to inside the house, and on a bed where she meets her next sexual partner, Guy #3. They start with some face in boob stuff, and the poor guy is lucky not to suffocate. He lays her fdown., peels off her panties revealing her totally shaved pussy, and provides this dvd with it's first actual cunnilingus, though it is short. Props to Guy #3 for at least trying! She sucks him next, without making a show of gagging noises and he again goes down on her before mounting her missionary as he stands at the edge of the bed and she reclines on it, going through a few variations. She's a bit fake-porn-vocal, but not annoyingly so, (yet). There's a long reverse cowgirl which looks great before they transition to spoon, PTM, cowgirl, titfuck with oral, more pussy-eating, then doggy on the edge of the bed. Finally a jerk-to-pop on her tits ends the scene.

Again, keeping it simple worked well for me here. Another great scene where all the elements worked well.
8/10


Scene 4:
Kimberly Franklin, Guy #2.
Cumshots on breasts.

Lanny Barbie's also-hot-half-sister is here! Kimberly is a very pretty French-Canadian with long raven-black hair, enormous slightly-too-big breasts that have more-distracting-than-usual scars on the bottom of them, an armband tattoo on her left arm (that matches Lanny's right arm), a large script-like tattoo on her right inner bicep and another tattoo that is almost like a 3/4 tribal/animal band on her left leg. Later I notice a few lengths of ivy tattooed on her left foot, something tribal-looking on her outer right ankle and something else on her right toes.

She's wearing a white bra and skirt set with a black animal print, edging and patches of red , though it's only a few seconds before the cups are pulled aside to show off the boobies. Kimberly is in a nice bathroom and prances about a it before we cut to her walking into a scene with Guy #2. Naturally, he gropes, kisses, licks and fondles her breasts. She kneels and blows him, her top comes off, her tits get lubed up and fucked, then Kim gets fucked missionary on the couch. Fellatio, reverse cowgirl, giving a good view of her totally shaved pussy. Spoon, standing doggy, titfucking, cowgirl, missionary again and finishing off with a cumshot to Kimberly's breasts.

This scene was decent. I like Kimberly's general look but there was just something intangible that didn't click with me. I think it was the breast scarring and her boobs looking just that too big, like they were under pressure and in danger of exploding. Technically it was fine, great camerawork and she has a great body otherwise.

7/10


Scene 5:
Niki Benz, Guy #4.
Cumshots on breasts.

Niki Benz is a former Teravision contract girl. Ukranian by way of Canada, she is another Platinum Blonde Barbie Doll - killer body, giant breast implants (too-big in a different way to Kimberly's or Lachele's), very pretty face. She also has a tailbone tattoo and pierced navel. She's the girl on the front cover, wearing the same outfit. She does her pose-a-thon and self-fondle inside a covered patio before walking into a bedroom to be met by Guy #4.. though they don't actually fuck on the bed, instead on the footlocker..

As expected, he starts with some breast play, before lubing up her boobs for the titfucking. Guy #4 has a tattoo of a scroll and a heart with the script "I Love Fiona" right next to his penis, which makes a lovely counterpoint to the titfucking he's giving Nikki Benz in the shot. they get up and Nikki does some cocksucking and deepthroating and throatfucking, which again features stupid seal noises, though not as badly as Britney's scene did. Reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, standing doggy on the edge of the bed, more silly throat-fucking, a variation on standing doggie, missionary, side missionary and jerk-to-weak-pop on her breasts.

I like Nikki Benz, and again the scene was quite decent, but just not amazing. It was still a fair bit better than most porn out there, though.
7/10


As I've noted with other discs I've reviewed, including 3rd Degree ones, it would really be nice if the producers would bother to ID the guys in the scenes as well as the women. It doesn't have to be in huge letters or in the way, but somewhere reasonable.

The scene select areas for each girl were very well done, with listed acts for each sub-chapter so you could skip right to the [insert act here] if you choose to. Technically, the footage was great. Well-lit, good camera angles made to make the most of the girls while minimising leering guy face shots and the stereotypical exploding-eyeball about-to-come cutaway of the guy's faces. No problems there whatsoever.

I was surprised in that I liked Malezia and Lachele's scenes the most, as I had never heard of either of these girls before I watched this disc. Not that Kimberly or Nikki's scenes were bad either though, and Britney's scene had good elements to it. Overall, more solid porn from 3rd Degree, and worth a purchase for big boob fans.
7/10



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