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Thong Team

Studio: Score
Category:  All Sex , Black , Orgy
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Christian Dark's ratings for Thong Team:
Overall Rating 3 stars
Thong Team overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks Thong Team Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Thong Team Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Thong Team Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting Thong Team Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Thong Team DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Thong Team A/V Quality rating 3 stars
Worth$9.00
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Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  8/4/2009
The Thong Team is a release from Score focusing on 3 women. Skyy Black, Kelly Starr and Ms Juicy. Honestly I really don't know how to review this movie other than to get to it. Oh okay the Thong Team are really a group of assy chicks who wear thongs but you never really see them because as you should well know a big ass swallows a thong like an aspirin. I have and affinity for all 3 women here so I can enjoy certain parts of this flick. i honestly must say if yo are not a real fan of the girls you're going to hate this movie as it really does nothing to explain the Thong Team. I know it sounds strange but the premise was really silly. At the beginning of the flick the girls just try on different thongs for the guys. Jumping in and out of thongs the entire time. Its not bad but they really don't show them off or nothing. they put them on, pull them off, and put on another. They missed a great opportunity for some real killer tease footage here. Giant asses are great tease action not hot.

The girls then give the guys a quick blink of a bj and then its off to the individual scenes.

Skyy Black---------- Skyy always has been a hot bj giver. She has added a few pounds but I really don't have a problem with it because I like big girls. She gives up a hot bj, and takes it in doggy. The sex is rather uninspired, even the anal action is just run of the mill. The guy used here is really a bore. He's not trying to do anything to get her going so the whole scene just seems like a rush to get it over with. Even in cowgirl, Skyy never gets it going the way I know she is able to do. Really just an average outing at best.


Ms Juicy--------------- Easily the best scene in the flick. Ms. Juicy has a killer jiggly ass and I loved every angle of it. this scene too suffers from bad positioning though. I have no idea why Score shoots the doggy footage from behind the guy when the girl has a killer ass. Nobody wants to look at a screen full of man ass don't you get it!!!!!!!!!! Its made up for though by Juicy really getting it rolling in cowgirl. I mean really, really, really getting it rolling. Her ass is hypnotizing!!!!!!!! This is the only opportunity to get off during this scene so take advantage of it. Juicy shines in cowgirl, nice effort to save the scene.

Kelly Starr---------------- This is a very average scene. The guy seems to rather not want to be there. Kelly is a fucking dynamo, but if paired up with an unmotivated boring ass guy, its really kinda slaggish. Kelly does look good bent over in doggy, but the guy sucks ass at it. In the immortal words of Seth from "Superbad", "This guy sucks dick at fucking pussy!!!!!!" Kelly does all she can to get the mood and the action right but I really just ended up skipping through this scene. The cowgirl was okay though.

Thong Team Orgy---------------- Okay how do I say this.................................. the cowgirl footage of each girl was hot. Really hot. The doggy footage was cool as well, 4 the most part. The problem was this though, do an image search for each girl. Done it? Good now you see that these are some really big booty chicks. Now add in two guys. Got that? Now add a camera. Finished? Cool now imagine shooting all this ass and they 2 guys on a FUCKING TWIN BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE ALL THE GIRLS!!! SHIT IS IMPOSSIBLE. ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!! WHO'S IDEA WAS IT????? FIRE HIM OR HER, NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Really Skyy and Kelly were getting it doggy, and Juicy was deep in the corner and you could not see her cause she was stuck up against a fucking wall. @ girls riding cowgirl, had one hanging off the side of the bed and the 3rd girl pushed up against the wall in the fucking dark. They took what could have been an incredible scene and fucked it up, with this bullshit ass twin bed and one angle the entire time.

There is a bonus scene on here with Giselle Humes. The squatting cowgirl really carried the day of that scene. This was just another average movie, below average if you don't really like big assed women. I do so its fucking average. Rent it or don't see it at all. C. Dark Audi 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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