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This Ain't Two and a Half Men XXX

Studio: Hustler
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Austin316's ratings for This Ain't Two and a Half Men XXX:
Overall Rating 4 stars
This Ain't Two and a Half Men XXX overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks This Ain't Two and a Half Men XXX Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks This Ain't Two and a Half Men XXX Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex This Ain't Two and a Half Men XXX Sex rating 4.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting This Ain't Two and a Half Men XXX Plot/Acting rating 4 stars
Extras This Ain't Two and a Half Men XXX DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality This Ain't Two and a Half Men XXX A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
Worth$19.95
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Reviewed by Austin316  on  11/6/2010

Running Time: 95 mins

Director: Marc Star

Cast: Evan Stone, James Deen, Brooke Lee Adams, Madison Ivy, Jenna Presley, Dylan Ryder, Jamey Janes, Patrick J. Knight & Eric John

The Feature

This Ain't Two and a Half Men XXX is the latest parody from the 'This Ain't' series of films by Hustler, and is based on the award-winning sit-com starring Charlie Sheen. In this parody, Charlie is played by the one and only Evan Stone (sporting a very dodgy wig), while his uptight brother Alan is played by James Deen. The back cover described the movie like this: Man-whore of the year, Charlie (Evan Stone) wants to help his little brother, Alan (James Deen) get back together with his ex. Fucking 2 girls at once and banging the ex's mother are a few of the sacrifices he has to make... to help Alan!.
With that being said, lets have a look at the scenes:

Scene 1 - Madison Ivy & Evan Stone

The film starts with Evan finding James in the kitchen trying (and failing) to hang himself. What's made James so desperate is that his ex-girlfriend is now living with his ex-wife. Evan suggests that James just needs someone who his ex-girlfriend trusts to speak to her and put across his side of the story. Evan then informs James that he is fucking James' ex-girlfriend's mother Mandy (played by Madison Ivy), who is currently in his bedroom. Madison tells James that she'll have a word with her daughter, but before that, Evan has his wicked way with her. After vigorously licking and fingering her pussy, Evan pile-drives her and then face-fucks Madison before she climbs on board and rides his cock. The action moves on to Evan plowing Madison from behind and then Madison rides his cock again, this time in reverse cowgirl. Evan then fucks Madison in the spoon position before cumming in Madison's pussy. She sticks her fingers in her pussy and licks the cum off her fingers.
This is a hot scene to start the film with. The chemistry between Evan & Madison is excellent and they really go at each other. Good start.


Scene 2 - Jenna Presley

Now we are with Dylan Ryder (who plays Alan's ex-wife Judith) and are also introduced to Jenna Presley (playing Alan's not-too-bright ex-girlfriend Kandi). Jenna is sad and is missing James, but Dylan says that he's a weasel. To take her mind off James, Dylan gives Jenna a dildo to play with (although Jenna thinks it's a back massager at first). Eric John (who plays Kandi's dad Andy) arrives to see Jenna but she quickly gets rid of Dylan and Eric so that she can have some solo fun with the dildo.
This is an OK scene and Jenna works with what she's got very well, staying in character through the whole scene.




Scene 3 - Brooke Lee Adams, Jamey Janes & Evan Stone

Evan is relaxing in the kitchen when he's surprised by the arrival of Brooke Lee Adams (who plays Charlie's crazy but fun stalker Rose) and Jamey Janes. Brooke has come to tell Evan that Jamey is her new girlfriend and didn't want there to be any hard feelings between her and Evan. They then move to the living room where Evan thinks he'll be able to get away but Brooke has other ideas. It turns out that Brooke had hypnotized Evan before and had placed a trigger in Evan's mind, which, when activated, will make Evan find Brooke irresistible. Needless to say she activates the trigger and the fun begins. After Brooke & Jamey give Evan a sloppy blowjob, Brooke climbs aboard Evan's cock for some reverse cowgirl action, while Jamey sucks his balls. The action continues with Evan taking Jamey on doggy style, then there's some more cock-sucking before Evan takes on Jamey in missionary while Brooke straddles Jamey's face. Brooke goes on top once more for some cowgirl action, with Evan lapping at Jamey's pussy from underneath. They then move to missionary with Evan pounding at Brooke's pussy, and Jamey gets some more action doggy style before Evan delivers a creampie finish in Brooke's pussy, which is eagerly licked up by Jamey.
This is a very hot scene. There is great chemistry between Brooke, Jamey & Evan and the action never disappoints.


Scene 4 - Jenna Presley & James Deen

James goes round to Dylan's house to see Jenna and finds that Evan and Madison are there as well. James and Jenna make up and move to the bedroom for some make-up sex. James sucks on Jenna's big tits before moving down to get a taste of her pussy. He fingers her and plays with her clit before moving to missionary and pounds away on Jenna's twat. Jenna sucks his cock and tit-fucks him before riding him cowgirl and then reverse cowgirl. Jenna has a lovely ass and you get a great view of it as she rides James' cock. She sucks his dick some more before he fucks her from behind. After some energetic fucking, James spunks on her tits and Jenna gives him some post-cum head.
This is another hot scene, with good chemistry between Jenna and James.



Scene 5 - Dylan Ryder & Eric John

Madison and Evan are making out on the couch when the door opens and Dylan & Eric return from their date. They manage to hide behind the couch before Dylan & Eric see them and Dylan pushes Eric onto the couch and starts to suck his cock. She climbs on his cock and enthusiastically rides him cowgirl before moving to reverse cowgirl. Eric licks her pussy before fucking her in missionary, spoon then back to missionary before he cums on her tits.
This a good scene and Dylan & Eric really give a good performance. The only negative is that the scene felt a little short.




The DVD

The menus are laid out well, and one thing I've always liked about Hustler features are that they break down the scenes into sub chapters by pornstar which you can easily access. There is a photo gallery, Hustler trailers & ads, and a 30 minute behind-the-scenes featurette which has interviews with the female cast members, which are interspersed with clips of Evan Stone generally goofing around on set.

Summary

As a fan of the sit-com, I have to say I was very impressed with this parody. I would guess that the director, Marc Star, is a fan of the show as the film is based on a double-episode from Season 3 of the sit-com, and it does play out like an 'after dark' version of those episodes.
Evan Stone is a premier performer in porn (try saying that 3 times fast!) and is excellent in the role as Charlie. James Deen is good as Charlie's tight ass brother Alan, Brooke Lee Adams is a revelation as crazy stalker Rose (which is surprising as she admits in the BTS that she's only watched the show a few times), Jenna Presley does a great turn as ditzy Kandi, and Madison Ivy, Dylan Ryder, Eric John and Jamey Janes and Patrick J. Knight (who plays Jake) are solid in their roles.
I actually hope that they consider making some sequels as there is a lot of potential material to be used (e.g. Rose with Alan, which has happened in the show, Charlie with Judith, maybe bring in some more characters such as Charlie and Alan's mum Evelyn, and also Charlie's ex-fiancees Mia and Chelsea (I told you I was a fan!!). This is a very good parody and I recommend that you see it.



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