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This Ain't the Smurfs XXX

Studio: Hustler
Category:  Comedy , Feature film
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astroknight's ratings for This Ain't the Smurfs XXX:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
This Ain't the Smurfs XXX overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks This Ain't the Smurfs XXX Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks This Ain't the Smurfs XXX Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex This Ain't the Smurfs XXX Sex rating 3.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting This Ain't the Smurfs XXX Plot/Acting rating 3.5 stars
Extras This Ain't the Smurfs XXX DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality This Ain't the Smurfs XXX A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/19/2013

Running Time: 77 min.

Production Date: March 2012

Director: Axel Braun

Cast: Charley Chase, Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Barry Scott, Evan Stone, Jay Crew, Jeremy Conway, and Bill Diehl in a non-sex role

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear, but the balance falters a little in places with the music being overly heavy and not letting the dialogue come through well in some of the plot sequences. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks good. It's clear and nicely lit with a solid hand on the camera. There is also a 3D Anaglyph DVD included, along with the red / blue glasses that let you watch the movie in 3D. The 3D presentation isn't bad, and it is kind of cool to watch some of the sex in 3D, but presentations with the colors as messed up as they get with the glasses like this always mess with my eyes so I couldn't take too much of it.

The Movie: When Brainy Smurf (Jeremy Conway) invents a teleporter that he uses to send himself along with Papa Smurf (Jay Crew) and Smurfette (Lexi Belle) far away while forgetting to bring the return transmitter, Gargamel (Barry Scott) invents a new female Smurf (Charley Chase) to use to try to lure the Smurfs into his clutches.

Scene 1 – Nicole Aniston and Evan Stone

Hot busty dirty blonde Nicole does what she can to try keeping Evan from finding out about the Smurfs, which he's able to resist until he pulls up her shirt and sees her tits. He throws her over his shoulder and takes her to a couch to start stripping her down and then moving in to eat and finger her box. Nicole happily sucks and strokes Evan's meat as well as letting him fuck her funbags. They spoon on the couch before Evan rolls Nicole on top for a reverse cowgirl ride. He also takes her from behind and lets her ride him cowgirl style before laying her back for a bit of missionary work. Finally Evan lets Nicole have a nice dose of man gravy over her tits.



Scene 2 – Charley Chase, Jay Crew, and Jeremy Conway

After Gargamel creates new “bad girl” Smurf Charley to go after the Smurfs, she finds and gets busy with Jay and Jeremy. She kisses them and lets them suck her tits before dropping down to suck and stroke her way between them. Charley continues to suck and stroke Jeremy as she rides Jay cowgirl style before turning her oral attentions to Jay as Jeremy fucks her from behind both standing up and doggie style. She also rides Jeremy cowgirl style while sucking Jay before having him get up so she can suck and stroke her way between them. Finally Charley lets the guys pop on her face and tits.



Scene 3 – Charley Chase and Lexi Belle

As Lexi and Charley explore their new surroundings they meet Hustler photographer Bill Diehl who offers them loads of money to shoot them together. Lexi is none too happy to see Charley as she knows she's to be the only female Smurf, but Charley explains to her that she's her conscience and thinks it's a good thing to give Bill a show. They kiss as their hands wander around each other before stripping each other down and sitting down so Charley can play with Lexi's pussy before moving in to eat it. Charley gets on all fours to let Lexi reciprocate from behind before letting Lexi sit back so she can fuck her with a toy while kissing her and sucking her tits. Lexi sucks the toy clean before fucking Charley's coochie in return while kissing her and licking her clit a little. Charley sucks the toy clean before they both sit back to work on themselves with the toys while watching each other and kissing a bit more. Finally they close things out with a kiss.



Scene 4 – Lexi Belle and Barry Scott

After he shrinks himself down to Smurf size, Charley presents him with Lexi. She teases him for a moment before obeying his command to get down on her knees and suck his dick. Lexi stands up and lets Barry take her from behind before riding him in the cowgirls. Barry also spoons Lexi before popping a decent load on her great tits.



I'll admit right out that a Smurfs porn parody is one of those things that just seems so wrong that I had a very hard time getting up any kind of expectations while also feeling strangely drawn to it. That said, This Ain't the Smurfs XXX is a surprisingly fun porn parody. No, there isn't much of a plot here, but considering this is a porn movie based on a series of cartoons that last about twelve minutes each, that's not a bad thing nor much of a surprise. In fact, the lighter plot here worked much better than what I saw from the big screen Smurfs movie from a few years ago, and unlike what I saw from the big screen version, didn't make me want to pour battery acid in my eyes. Sexually the movie works well too. It's hard to go wrong with any of the female cast here, and Nicole Aniston, Charley Chase, and Lexi Belle all do a great job taking on their guys through the four scenes. The make isn't bad, and in Barry Scott's case actually might improve his looks. Yes, a porn parody of The Smurfs is wrong on many levels, but Axel Braun and the cast here make this a surprisingly fun kind of wrong.

The Extras: Trailers are included for six other Hustler releases. In addition to a photo gallery for the feature lasting a little over ten minutes, you get a behind the scenes photo gallery lasting a little under three minutes. There's also a behind the scenes featurette and commercials.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about five and a half minutes. Charley starts things out walking around the mall and to a well known overpriced coffee chain in full smurfy glory. She and the cameraman chat with people a little bit, but the featurette really falls short because pretty much every thing but Charley is blurred out. Charley also talks about her role a little and talks about one of the sets. This featurette leaves a lot to be desired as a behind the scenes featurette.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: I don't know about replay value here, but the movie's fun enough to be a definite rental.

Note to Hustler: I never thought I'd say this here, but nice job.

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