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This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX

Studio: Hustler
Category:  Comedy , Feature film
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bono-ONE's ratings for This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX:
Overall Rating 4 stars
This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX Sex rating 3.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX Plot/Acting rating 3.5 stars
Extras This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX A/V Quality rating 4 stars
Worth$17.00
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Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  1/23/2009
Hello fellow porn fans time to take a trip down memory lane to a simpler time, a time of happy go lucky sing along feel good pop songs and we've had the Bradys XXX now try a bit of that other famous 1970's family, the Partridges, though of course to be PC it's This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX!! But you get the idea so put on your best platforms and plaid shirts and hook up that 8 track for it's time to Cum On Get Happy!!

Nicely we open with the song that opens the show and naturally we can't have the real one but the one played is close in spirit and everything else is pretty much the same but instead of birds popping out of the eggs as each cast member is Id'd we get giant dicks cummin out so that's a bit of humor right there. I don't remember their house so the one presented here may or may not be close to what was on the show. The van they use is much smaller but the color scheme is right on par with what you had for the show. Ok first scene opens and it's Keith, aka Nick Manning, sitting on his bed trying to score a date and unlike the show this Keith's striking out. We go to the living room where mom is having a chat with Ruben their manager about this situation. They need to get Keith back on the right track, she's a concerned mom, he's a concerned manager, lol, they have the US Music awards coming up and they need a new song. I will say the decor in Keith's room is pretty good, takes you right back to the times and the clothes too set the tone.

Cue Danny Patridge entering and much like the tv version this one is more than ready to inject his advice to any situation. Laurie also enters, the living room that is, and she too adds her worried feelings to this growing family crisis. She tells them Keith's so bad he's considering the 4H club which prompts Ruben to say that's a club for squares and he outlines one in the air and we actually see the square drawn, another funny moment. Well leaving his bro to sulk Danny joins the group saying he's got it all under control prompting another good response from Ruben. But the group decides to jointly confront Keith, Ruben still concerned about those songs needed for the new record. More musings from Danny on what is the cause of this but he's got a solution-- a magic elixir you can get which will cause the opposite sex to instantly swoon over you-- but wait this can lead to hair loss!! Well they need to try something so Danny's already ordered it, COD too, does anyone order COD anymore, lol. The elixir comes and Danny decides like a good brother to be the guinea pig so he splashes some on. The band then has a practice and they have a sugary song which is performed music video style, meaning lip synching and just look at the smiles plastered on their faces. The pracice soon ends but the action is only beginning!

We have our first scene and it's a groupie one, well just one groupie, but it's Kristina Rose so that is quite alright in my book. She's wandering around and seems she's drawn to that perfume that Danny splashed on so she offers herself up and like any good red blooded male Danny's all over that ass!!We get some nice views of said bottom before Danny samples that coochie and I think most of you know Kristina can work a cock so she gives a little love to Danny's schlong before they hit it fucking style. Even better she first climbs on top for a bit of the 69 meaning more superb ass shots and who wouldn't want that lovely bottom riding their face! The two hit a few positions before he nuts on the outside of her pussy. So we know the stuff works on the ladies so you can imagine the rest of the flick will see each family member getting their hands on it for a little nookie time!

Ok we have another family sit down, seems Laurie's got a hot date with Ralph from the grocery store, Mom's so happy she's like bring him by afterwards, lol, but Laurie is like the last date I brought home got the 3rd Degree from Danny & Keith. Instead we cut to that night and Laurie brings home someone else, an older man!! Well they decide to do it right there in the living room-- wow talk about balls, lol. Laurie, aka, Tori Black, peels off the form fitting dress and gets down to business sucking cock and also showing off that ass as we get a good behind shot, then it's to the front where we get her engulfing that stiff prick. I have to say they lit this scene well and Tori's looking mighty fine as she sits down in reverse- she's kept on the thigh high white go-go boots but everything else goes!! That pussy was spread apart beautifully and Will Ryder gets us in tight for tha bit of the action. I think Tori's got a pretty good ass too so the cowgirl shots were also very welcome. Ok not quite everything went from her outfit, she keeps on a sexy purple scarf!In the end we get a strong healthy facial blast for Miss Black. I should add that before this date she went on Laurie asked to borrow some perfume and we learn in the end that Danny hid the elixir in one of mom's bottles, ooops!!

So we cut to Ruben's office the next day and everyone learns what's what, that Danny hid the elixir in the bottle and everyone seems to gravitate to the point that Keith should splash some on, hell even Danny got action from it. The pow wow is soon over but we're taken to a bit more sex action and seems the youngest boy, Chris played by Scott Lyons got some action too, this stuff really works Ruben says! Ruben tells of going to the practice room to get something the previous week and he stumbles onto a blowjob given by the lovely Sarah Jessie, she's even got the peace symbol earrings in. More strong footage up close as she works that cock and we have another nice 69 captured with the girl on top, nothing like spreading open a pussy and diving in while a pretty lady is taking care of you above! This is only a bj scene so it doesn't last much longer before she gets a good open mouth pop. Now Ruben had mentioned he'd used the elixir too so the young lady goes off in search of him, lol, leaving her clothes behind!

We go back to Ruben's office and Keith's really getting depressed, hell even his kid bro is getting lucky. Well everyone starts leaving but cute little Tracy played by Faye Reagan stays behind and she gets the elixir from Ruben's desk and splashes some on, seems a pizza's coming and she mouths to the delivery boy to come back in a bit! So Ruben gets his pie and leaves, leaving Faye to offer up her own special pie to Dane Cross who is more than happy to take his tip in the form of sexual favors!! The office set used didn't necessarily take us back to the 70's but the lime green dress Faye was wearing was certainly remniscent of the time and I don't see any girl wearing that today. Well we soon have this sexy red head on her knees engulfed in cock. Nice to see that since she's now doing only g/g work so far as I know. The dress is soon shed leaving only tits and pussy plus a nice patch of firecrotch bush!! Dane hits that coochie in a few positions before blasting off to Faye's freckled face, little sis is a naughty girl!!

Now we're back to the family homestead and Mom needs some groceries so she calls up Ralph to bring some over. I should note too the phones used do remind me of an older time, they are big and thick. We also see that mom's splashed on some of that elixir to her coochie area so she's interested in something else I think. So cue Ralph, aka Kris Slater, and he is of course drawn instantly to mom but not sure why only that she sure smells good. Mom tries to play it coy saying she's old enough to be his mother but she isn't so they decide to hit it!! I did think the blue dress she wore was very much in spirit with the times as was Kris's outfit. Well neither stay on for to long as they dissolve into kissing and ok did they have thongs back in the day, lol. Who cares right, that too is soon gone and Kris is face deep in pussy juice! Then it's a nice ride for mom in reverse and she too has a bit of the bush grown, all the ladies grew a patch for Will Ryder for the movie. Mom also keeps her scarf on. The two bang it out for a short time until Mom takes a good facial, her first reaction after is to tell Kris to high tale it out of there, her kids will be home any minute, lol.

We're almost to the end of the movie so time for one final sit down in the Keith's room where Mom says he really should give that elixir a try, hell Laurie even tells him that mom hit it with Ralph by using it so Laurie took matters into her own hands by calling over some girlfriends-- but they're naturally asking for Danny so Laurie says it's time Keith, you have to use it. So she leaves and the girls make to leave as well and finally Keith starts splashing it on all over, spraying it towards the girls too-- Shawna Lenee, Jacklyn Case, and Madison Scott. As a song begins playing that will have you thinking of Mr. Tambourine Man by the Byrds the foursome dive into one another. It's g/g action along with b/g action too. The ladies take turns on Keith's aka Nick Manning's cock as well as taking turns on each other with some good pussy eating. This was a tight shoot here too in the room set but this kept everyone close so while there was lots to see you had a good vantage point for all of it. After eveyone's banged each other silly for several minutes Nick blasts off to Shawna's face and chest with Jaclyn and Madison licking the jizz off as well as a few cleanup sucks to Nick's cock.

One final family sit down and seems Keith's cured as after fucking those girls he was all over the song writing which kept everyone up but hey mom says we wanted him to get better so no complaining to loudly. Ruben is standing the background all smiles as this means big bucks for him, lol. We have one last family performance too at the music awards and you will certainly see the Partridge Family in the outfits worn by the cast here. Keith then joins and comes clean that he really didn't need that elixir, chicks dig him because he plays guitar and has great hair, ok! Ruben then offers to take the elixir off Keith's hands, you know to make sure that it doesn't do anymore-- yeah right dude you just want it to hit those sexy teen groupies that hover around the group! Well turns out Laurie threw it out after Keith's big success and as we near the end you hear the garbage truck pulling up to take away that elixir which then prompts everyone and I mean everyone to jump up so they can stop it!! So anyway, we go to the final shot and it's the family in those outfits which I just alluded to and there is one last bit of sugar pop performed to take us to the end credits. Those smiles were there and I mean they spread those lips wide to show off those pearly whites! Danny needed to slow down that bass playing though, this is a soft number, lol.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

So there you have it, the family partridge presented in full xxx cinematic glory. I thought the outfits were right on for the times and most of the sets were pretty good too, especially Keith's room. The phones were big which reminded me of the 70's as well and the two songs were sugar infused with the wording, pure pop. The sex scenes were good too but definitely more of this time and the clear pictures were most appreciated. The two girls, Tori and Faye were very hot in their respective scenes, mom hitting it with Kris was a nice youg guy/ older woman set up and we closed with a very good 3 on 1 with Nick and the ladies. Now for extras this one was a bit less than previous parodies that Will Ryder has directed. I didn't see a directors commentary but we do get some funny BTS moments captured. There are some deleted scenes to enjoy. You have the two songs used in the movie presented in longer form, you also get two bonus scenes featuring Faye and Tori taken from the Barely Legal series. I think they should've done a g/g with the two girls myself! Overall this was a good job, lots of dialogue especially at the start of the movie. I think it would have been better to have a flashback shot of Keith hitting it with some hotties then bring in his current troubles and it didn't need to be a full scene just a short bj segment maybe then give us the rest as a bonus scene. Just a small suggestion but what you see here was good sex, some funny lines and as far as parodies go it hit a lot of the notes spot on, well worth a rental or purchase depending on how much a fan you are of these type movies.



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