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This Ain't Conan the Babarian XXX: This Is a Parody

Studio: Hustler
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The D-Man's ratings for This Ain't Conan the Babarian XXX: This Is a Parody:
Overall Rating 3 stars
This Ain't Conan the Babarian XXX: This Is a Parody overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks This Ain't Conan the Babarian XXX: This Is a Parody Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks This Ain't Conan the Babarian XXX: This Is a Parody Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex This Ain't Conan the Babarian XXX: This Is a Parody Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting This Ain't Conan the Babarian XXX: This Is a Parody Plot/Acting rating 3 stars
Extras This Ain't Conan the Babarian XXX: This Is a Parody DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality This Ain't Conan the Babarian XXX: This Is a Parody A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by The D-Man  on  11/5/2011
The Action:

At the onset, guards bring the caged barbarian a sexy plaything, Jayden Cole. (No, we donít see how Conan ended up as a slave, but hey, is that really important?) Alas, the big lug is a bit more preoccupied practicing his weapon skills. (Jeez, that thing barely counts as a short sword.) Thus, Jayden makes do with some self-playing.

Later, after being set free, the wild man wanders about and happens upon the hut of a sexy (and deranged) sorceress/demon, Asphyxia Nior. In no time at all, the horny spell-caster gobbles down her visitorís wang, and in return, takes a decent mouth pumping. The brawny stud then licks Asphyxiaís loins, after which time he tears into his paramourís pussy from behind. The raven -tressed vixen gets a bit acrobatic by balancing herself on leg, but eventually settles for some sex on her back that ends with the barbarian busting a nut on her pubes.

Afterward, our hero meets up with an adventuring Tommy Gunn, and the two of them soon encounter a roadside merchant. While Conan barters with the guy, Tommy is getting some action with the merchantís wife played by the very lovely Brandy Aniston. The buxom wench gets things going by blowing Tommy, after which time the horndog cutpurse licks Brandyís slits before sticking her via doggie-style. Brandy also looks rather good bouncing her body in reverse-cowgirl, and finishes the scene with an open-mouth facial.

The two guys are joined by Jazy Berlin (in the Valeria role) while robbing a temple of a certain snake-cult, and are soon journeying to the Mountain of Power to free the local kingís daughter from the leader of the cult. But before they rescue the girl, the mighty barbarian and his female cohort hook up by the campfire. As such, some kisses to Jazyís boobs and slit lead to her handling the barbarianís ďbladeĒ with a blowjob. Then itís time to fuck, starting with some doggie-style a sex and progressing to reverse-cowgirl and missionary until the end.

Meanwhile, the leader of the snake cult, played by Sean Michaels, is scoring with the brainwashed daughter, Missy Maze, of the local ruler. Sean imparts a bit of serpent like tonguing on Missyís pussy. Missy then shows off her oral talents, followed getting her cooze pounded, first in spoon, then well-deserved doggie-style drilling, and ending with a bit of missionary screwing.

After Valeria falls to a snake arrow, the good guys confront the big bad evil dude, and the good guys win. The end.

DVD Extras:

The additional stuff here includes some Trailers, plus a Behind the Scenes segment, a Slide Show and related Internet information

Synopsis:

Okay, this flick might not expound upon the riddle of steel, but hey, it does have some pretty ladies to check out. Speaking of pretty women, as much as I enjoy seeing Brandy Aniston, I especially liked Missy Maze in her scene. Moreover, I must say that Sean Michaels was funny in his tongue in cheek role of Thulsa Doom. On the other hand, what was up with Jayden Cole doing a solo scene? Anyhow, itís a parody that doesnít take itself too seriously, and it has some boinking to check out.


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